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Clips from Louie (2010) - The Road, Pt. 2 (S05E05)

"Oh, you work at the club?"
Louie (2010)
"Look at that guy's crazy"
Louie (2010)
"So what is Oklahoma City like?"
Louie (2010)
"It's okay..."
Louie (2010)
"No, forget it."
Louie (2010)
"All right, later then."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah. Yeah. Kenny."
Louie (2010)
"Good to meet you, man. Hey, nice to meet you."
Louie (2010)
"Got it."
Louie (2010)
"Um, hey, you want to get started?"
Louie (2010)
"It's after 11 a.m."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, you're sober I guess, right?"
Louie (2010)
"- Okay. - No problem."
Louie (2010)
"Don't even--"
Louie (2010)
"Don't even give a comic a hand job, nothing."
Louie (2010)
"Just go back to school, no finger in the ass."
Louie (2010)
"She could breast feed Ethiopia with those things."
Louie (2010)
"Okay, I don't wear a suit, first of all."
Louie (2010)
"I mean, I've never worn a suit on stage or jacket."
Louie (2010)
"You guys ready for the headliner?"
Louie (2010)
"This guy's great, man."
Louie (2010)
"you heard him on the Tony show."
Louie (2010)
"Good!"
Louie (2010)
"I was reading in the paper the other day"
Louie (2010)
"are minorities."
Louie (2010)
"Don't you want to spot calling the minorities"
Louie (2010)
"You know, it's like you can take a white guy to Africa,"
Louie (2010)
"Anyway, I was, uh--"
Louie (2010)
"You want some breakfast?"
Louie (2010)
"He's the headliner. This is, uh..."
Louie (2010)
"That's not actually their names but close enough."
Louie (2010)
"Enjoy your walk."
Louie (2010)
"Hi, there. I'll be right with you."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, no, that's okay, thank you."
Louie (2010)
"Oh."
Louie (2010)
"Sorry."
Louie (2010)
"No, I got-- It'll be fun."
Louie (2010)
"Is our designated man ready?"
Louie (2010)
"He is a proper escort, my dear girl."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, sure."
Louie (2010)
"Bye, thanks again."
Louie (2010)
"What do you think of that? You guys want to see this?"
Louie (2010)
"You guys ready for a headliner?"
Louie (2010)
"I'm 47, which means I'm..."
Louie (2010)
"You never get to find out."
Louie (2010)
"But you don't know. You just-- You're dead."
Louie (2010)
"All right, guys, thanks a lot, you've been great."
Louie (2010)
"You know what, we got to leave Quiznos."
Louie (2010)
"So, listen, uh, we're gonna change things up a bit"
Louie (2010)
"You guys are gonna love this one."
Louie (2010)
"You know, uh... I'm very depressing."
Louie (2010)
"Um, I'm from New York."
Louie (2010)
"I'm 47, I'm fat, I'm old, you know?"
Louie (2010)
"I don't know, it just sucks getting old."
Louie (2010)
"Hey, you weren't like offended by what I did last night?"
Louie (2010)
"Okay, you know what, you're a real bummer."
Louie (2010)
"The party with the girls I get."
Louie (2010)
"You're better than me cause you're a dad?"
Louie (2010)
"Okay, well, I--"
Louie (2010)
"I don't-- I don't want to party with you."
Louie (2010)
"Does that-- What does that make me?"
Louie (2010)
"But around the rest of the world,"
Louie (2010)
"So, can I go now?"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, shoot. Okay."
Louie (2010)
"You're a moron and you're barely a comedian."
Louie (2010)
"I hate being on the same stage as you every night."
Louie (2010)
"What, you don't like farts?"
Louie (2010)
"Mr. New Yorker?"
Louie (2010)
"Oh, Louie, here."
Louie (2010)
"Here, wipe your face, here, take this."
Louie (2010)
"Here. I only came in it twice."
Louie (2010)
"Dude, you want me to go?"
Louie (2010)
"Dude, take deep breaths. Something."
Louie (2010)
"I love-- I love fart jokes."
Louie (2010)
"Even-- a funeral."
Louie (2010)
"I'm sorry, Kenny, I really am, I..."
Louie (2010)
"I don't know, man. I love comedy, you know?"
Louie (2010)
"I always loved it."
Louie (2010)
"But you got-- I mean, you got to give so much,"
Louie (2010)
"and I love it and I still love it."
Louie (2010)
"I know, man, I really-- I know."
Louie (2010)
"You're right."
Louie (2010)
"No, no, it's all right. I'm really sorry."
Louie (2010)
"and we just said it, but... Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"All right, you know what? Fine."
Louie (2010)
"I'll take an upper decker, man, I don't care."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, dude, man, I hit my head hard."
Louie (2010)
"Sorry, he just lost too much blood."
Louie (2010)
"So they just quit, that's why they quit the war,"
Louie (2010)
"so he killed the snake that ate his wife."
Louie (2010)
"Yes, a whole other snake, totally unrelated snake,"
Louie (2010)
"about a week later on a Wednesday. Oh."
Louie (2010)
"♪ It all looks the same ♪"
Louie (2010)
"♪ On a highway ♪"
Louie (2010)
"Sorry."
Louie (2010)
"You're Louie C.K.?"
Louie (2010)
"I'm here from the club."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, it's my dad's club."
Louie (2010)
"I'm taking you to the condo."
Louie (2010)
"Okay."
Louie (2010)
"Look at that guy-- Look at that guy."
Louie (2010)
"in that car in front of us."
Louie (2010)
"as long as you stay out of downtown."
Louie (2010)
"Why? What's wrong with downtown?"
Louie (2010)
"Too many sickies."
Louie (2010)
"What's that? You mean like sick people?"
Louie (2010)
"Sickies."
Louie (2010)
"Sickies, I never-- I never heard that."
Louie (2010)
"What is a sickie? What are sickies?"
Louie (2010)
"Mexicans."
Louie (2010)
"This is your condo."
Louie (2010)
"Hey! This is Kenny."
Louie (2010)
"He's your opener."
Louie (2010)
"Hey, how you doing, man?"
Louie (2010)
"Hey, uh, Eva, real quick."
Louie (2010)
"You mind if I cram my dick in your asshole for a minute?"
Louie (2010)
"Uh, I'll pick you guys up later."
Louie (2010)
"Hey, come on in, man. Okay."
Louie (2010)
"How's in going. All right."
Louie (2010)
"Louie C.K.?"
Louie (2010)
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