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Clips from Louie (2010) - The Road, Pt. 2 (S05E05)

"Uh, this the living room over here."
Louie (2010)
"Okay."
Louie (2010)
"Your bedroom is right over there."
Louie (2010)
"I don't start drinking this early."
Louie (2010)
"I got kids and stuff, you know?"
Louie (2010)
"Oh. All right, I mean."
Louie (2010)
"Alright man, I'm gonna--"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah. I'll see you later."
Louie (2010)
"All right."
Louie (2010)
"And a lot of them want their finger in their ass"
Louie (2010)
"as your jerking them off."
Louie (2010)
"Don't do that. Jesus man!"
Louie (2010)
"I'm trying to help her out."
Louie (2010)
"What, dude?"
Louie (2010)
"If you've got a big penis, or you got a lot of money."
Louie (2010)
"You look Irish so you obviously have a lot of money then, huh?"
Louie (2010)
"Look at those tits on her, they're huge."
Louie (2010)
"You don't mind if I masturbate later"
Louie (2010)
"thinking about them, do you?"
Louie (2010)
"No? Good. I might just do it right now."
Louie (2010)
"I got to have a good solid hour"
Louie (2010)
"Now, I require my headliners to wear a suit"
Louie (2010)
"or at least a jacket and not to swear."
Louie (2010)
"I don't wear a jacket, I don't dress like that on stage."
Louie (2010)
"No, that's not gonna do it."
Louie (2010)
"I can send you home right now."
Louie (2010)
"...you know I got a small dick..."
Louie (2010)
"Okay, yeah, I guess you could,"
Louie (2010)
"um, but I'm not gonna change how I dress."
Louie (2010)
"You're starting this week inside of my ass."
Louie (2010)
"All right, thanks man."
Louie (2010)
"You've seen him on David Lettermen,"
Louie (2010)
"Give it up for Louie C.K.."
Louie (2010)
"Thank you."
Louie (2010)
"Thank you, how you guys doing?"
Louie (2010)
"Good. Good."
Louie (2010)
"Pleasure to be here in Oklahoma."
Louie (2010)
"All right. I live in New York City."
Louie (2010)
"And it's, uh, kind of a dif-- Weird, uh--"
Louie (2010)
"that 85% of the people in New York"
Louie (2010)
"when they get to 85%?"
Louie (2010)
"You know, it's very much white people math."
Louie (2010)
"and he'd be like, "Look at all the minorities they got over here.""
Louie (2010)
"I'm the only majority here."
Louie (2010)
"Hey, good morning, man. Hey, how you doing?"
Louie (2010)
"No, thank you very much."
Louie (2010)
"No? Uh, girls, this is Louie."
Louie (2010)
"Right."
Louie (2010)
"So I'll see you later."
Louie (2010)
"You're gonna go for a walk around here?"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah. Anyways, nice to meet you."
Louie (2010)
"All right."
Louie (2010)
"See you later."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, my God, this is gorgeous."
Louie (2010)
"And this-- Oh, this is perfect for you."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, wow."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, we want to do the Civil War one."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, you know what, we need a man."
Louie (2010)
"Can you take the picture with us?"
Louie (2010)
"I have to take the picture, so, no, I can't do that."
Louie (2010)
"How about you?"
Louie (2010)
"Will you take a picture with us?"
Louie (2010)
"Oh, no-- No, no, no."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, come on, please."
Louie (2010)
"It'll just take a couple of minutes."
Louie (2010)
"We want to get a really complete scene."
Louie (2010)
"Please. Please."
Louie (2010)
"You mean like dress up in-- Yes!"
Louie (2010)
"Oh, come on."
Louie (2010)
"Be a general."
Louie (2010)
"It'll be really fun."
Louie (2010)
"Please. Okay."
Louie (2010)
"Thank you! All right."
Louie (2010)
"Okay, you guys look great."
Louie (2010)
"Mama, look at this."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, my God."
Louie (2010)
"I think so."
Louie (2010)
"Okay."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, my heaven."
Louie (2010)
"***"
Louie (2010)
"Captain Whoever, you look dashing."
Louie (2010)
"Doesn't he look wonderful, Mother?"
Louie (2010)
"My I have the pleasure of this dance?"
Louie (2010)
"Why, Beauregard, if you must."
Louie (2010)
"That was really nice of you, thanks."
Louie (2010)
"Here, here's yours."
Louie (2010)
"Welcome. Bye."
Louie (2010)
"Sure, bye."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, and I'm like..."
Louie (2010)
"Thanks, babe, I just lost my hard on there,"
Louie (2010)
"you know what I mean, you know?"
Louie (2010)
"You're not offended by the fart joke are you, ma'am?"
Louie (2010)
"But yeah, right, women don't fart, you know?"
Louie (2010)
"You know what, can I borrow your lighter?"
Louie (2010)
"I'm gonna light a fart right on stage."
Louie (2010)
"All right what I'm gonna do--"
Louie (2010)
"Don't light your fart."
Louie (2010)
"Please, don't light your fart."
Louie (2010)
"...the second boom, you guys go nuts,"
Louie (2010)
"All right, ready? Boom, chica, boom!"
Louie (2010)
"Oh, God damn it."
Louie (2010)
"Am I right?"
Louie (2010)
"Direct from New York City,"
Louie (2010)
"you saw him on the David Letterman Show,"
Louie (2010)
"Hey, folks, how you doing?"
Louie (2010)
"It's nice to be here. I am Louie."
Louie (2010)
"If I'm lucky, you know, we'll see."
Louie (2010)
"You never get to find out how old you got to be."
Louie (2010)
"Everybody else knows, "Well, he died at 80.""
Louie (2010)
"Thank you, very much. Thank you."
Louie (2010)
"All right, give it up for Louie C.K., come on!"
Louie (2010)
"Come on, give him hand, Louie C.K."
Louie (2010)
"He just killed for an hour up here, huh?"
Louie (2010)
"Let's get out of here, all right?"
Louie (2010)
"for tomorrow night."
Louie (2010)
"We're gonna have Kenny there,"
Louie (2010)
"he's gonna come up at talk 20 minutes or so..."
Louie (2010)
"Then I'm gonna cut you down to 30 minutes"
Louie (2010)
"just so we have more energy at the end, okay?"
Louie (2010)
"Do I get paid the same? Yep."
Louie (2010)
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