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Clips from The Office - Women's Appreciation (S03E03)

"for all the men who thought this was a laughing matter."
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"Are we still discussing this?"
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"I say again, what is the big deal?"
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"What a surprise."
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"My point is..."
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"My point is..."
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"is the most wonderful sight for a woman."
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"But in the wrong context, it is like a monster movie."
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"What? Shut it. Shut up."
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"about women's problems and issues and situations."
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"portray women as skinny, tall goddesses."
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"Well, look around. Are women like that?"
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"No. No, they are not."
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"Even the hot ones aren't really that skinny."
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"So, what does that say?"
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"That says that you women are up against it."
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"Society doesn't care. Society sucks."
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"F.Y.I. Because I am so angry over all of this."
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"If it were up to me, you ladies would be the fashion models."
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"Yes, Andy."
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"Then, the fashion models could come here and work with me."
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"What you're saying is extremely misogynistic."
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"That was not necessary, but I appreciated it. And it proves my point."
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"Women can do anything."
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"I am not being sexist. That's the same thing."
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"you asked me if I was a lesbian."
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"Because..."
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"I have to know whether you're serious or not."
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"I wish I could menstruate."
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"If I could menstruate, I wouldn't have to deal"
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"I'd just be able to count down from my previous cycle."
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"Plus, I'd be more in tune with the moon and the tides."
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"Can we just get back to work?"
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"Yes. Okay. Yes."
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"This is not work talk."
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"You're right. You're right. And you know why?"
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"This is a masculine environment."
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"We need to find a place where you feel comfortable."
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"Frankly, it's kind of insulting."
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"But I have a bunch of stuff I need to return in my car,"
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"so I can do that."
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"of these horrible sales people"
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"making a big fuss out of an adult shopping in a junior section."
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"There are petite adults who are sort of smaller"
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"who need to wear, maybe, a kids' size 10."
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"Let's go!"
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"Yeah."
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"Doesn't seem like the type."
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"Phyllis got a good look."
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"I plan on plastering this pervert's face everywhere."
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"Meredith, slow down!"
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"We're not gonna get there any faster if we're dead."
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"Hey, Jim."
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"You want to go in the women's bathroom?"
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"You aren't curious?"
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"Not really. I've seen a bathroom before."
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"I think you mean a girl's locker room."
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"And in the fantasy, there's usually girls in it."
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"That's because you're a preppy freak, you're the office pariah,"
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"and nobody likes you."
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"So, start hanging these all around the building."
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"This guy looks like a real deviant."
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"That's why we've got to catch him. Start hanging those."
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"More like, aye, aye, General."
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"MICHAEL: I don't think she's gonna make it."
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"Don't think she's gonna make it!"
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"It's a little too tight. I'm gonna find another spot."
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"Many women are competent drivers."
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"Okay. Come on."
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"This is what we know."
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"Well, I stand corrected. This is pretty cool."
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"Hey, where did you decide to take Karen tonight?"
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"RYAN: What's the occasion?"
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"Six-month anniversary."
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"What?"
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"Nothing. I think, we all kind of thought"
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"No. We've been dating for six months."
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"Oh, right. I remember that one."
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"She read it to me."
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"She said she's not really ready"
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"to date somebody in the office,"
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"I figured. That's cool."
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"Thanks, Michael. Thank you, Michael."
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"You're welcome. You're welcome."
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"So. Let's dish."
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"What do you want to dish about?"
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"Anything you guys want. This is your time."
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"What is a Pap smear?"
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"Or is it shmear like cream cheese?"
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"Okay. New topic."
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"Kelly, how are things with Ryan?"
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"Awful, I mean. But, sometimes awesome."
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"What... What do you think of role-play?"
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"That's a pretty common one."
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"I just..."
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"Okay. I'm gonna be at the doll store."
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"Sometimes the clothes at GapKids are just too flashy."
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"and she likes videotaping us during sex."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Michael, you need to get out of this."
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"No. She's just fooling around."
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"It's a woman thing."
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"This is bad."
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"You guys, what am I gonna do about Jan?"
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""Perfect skin. Nice butt.""
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"She does have very nice clothes."
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"Okay, okay. Cons?"
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""Insecure about body."
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""I'm unhappy when I'm with her."
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"She's totally flat. Shrunken chesticles."
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""I'm unhappy when I'm with her.""
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"You shouldn't be with someone who doesn't make you happy."
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"When we scrapbook."
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"Or right towards the end of having sex."
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"Yeah. That's smart."
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"Maybe."
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"But it sounds like you're just wrong for each other."
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"That sounds good, too."
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"I don't know who's right. I just don't."
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"I don't know. I don't know."
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