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Clips from The Office - Women's Appreciation (S03E03)

"I bet you know. Don't think. Just answer."
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"Wow!"
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"I want to break up with Jan."
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"My mom taught me that."
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"Wow!"
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"I cannot believe this yogurt has no calories."
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"I want you to go in there."
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"I want you to buy one item, on me."
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"As a thank you. Come on. Get in here."
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"Let's face it. Most guys are from the Dark Ages. They're cavemen."
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"But for me,"
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"This is so great, huh?"
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"We should do this much more often."
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"I think we hang out an appropriate amount of time."
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"What are you doing in here? This is the woman's room."
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"You're in here."
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"I pay for that privilege."
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"Okay."
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"I'm a pretty normal guy."
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"I do one weird thing."
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"I like to go in the women's room for number two."
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"I've been caught several times, and I have paid dearly."
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"Like, a thong or G-string, T-back?"
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"See-through? Push-up? Lace? Thigh-high?"
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"Bustier? Anything. It's just..."
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"so I don't need anything sexy."
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"But I do need some new hand towels."
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"(CELL PHONE RINGING) Meredith. Slow it up."
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"Oh, no."
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"It's Jan. What do I do?"
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"Answer it. Don't answer it."
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"Okay. It stopped."
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"(TIRE BURSTS) Oh, crap."
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"That is pretty cool."
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"Michael? You know how to change a wheel, right?"
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"Yeah. Yep."
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"Can somebody grab me the lever?"
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"Yeah. Get your hazards on for safety."
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"Let's see."
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"There we go! Good. Yes. We have the..."
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"All right."
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"Do you have a Crescent? A Crescent-Allen?"
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"I don't think we really need that, Michael."
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"You know what? I'm going to..."
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"You take care of that. I'm gonna do traffic detail."
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"You know? I changed a tire today."
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"This bathrobe's already coming in handy."
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"(HORN HONKING) Coming!"
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"Think we'll find him?"
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"Yeah, I do. Because justice never rests."
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"Natch."
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"Yep. If you don't mind, I think I'll hang up some of these posters"
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"around my neighborhood, schools, post office, et cetera."
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"You know?"
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"PAM: Good luck, Michael."
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"You know what? I need my girls with me."
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"Pam, Karen, even Phyllis. Come on."
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"Let's do this."
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"Let's do it."
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"Okay. Remember. Be strong."
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"I love you guys."
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"Hey, Jan. It's me. Michael."
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"I'm just calling to say that I think we need a little break."
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"Permanently."
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"Or, at least, business associates who get along."
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"Oh. Just so you know, it's not me. It's you."
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"Okay, buddy. Somebody just walked in."
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"Michael. I was..."
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"I was really unhappy with our conversation earlier. And I..."
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"I just... I couldn't stop thinking about it,"
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"and apologize to you in person."
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"So..."
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"Thank you."
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"So, we're good?"
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"(CELL PHONE VIBRATING) Oh. Hold on. Sorry."
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"No."
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"Wait a second."
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"Yeah. Okay."
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"Permanently."
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"And, I know everybody says this,"
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"but I want to remain friends."
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"Maybe some Italian."
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"Or, at least, business associates..."
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"... get along."
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"Oh. Just so you know, it's not me. It's you."
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"and I threw a coin in for every woman in the world"
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"and made a wish."
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"I wished for Jan to get over me."
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"I wished for Phyllis a plasma TV."
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"I wished for Pam to gain courage."
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"I wished for Angela a heart and for Kelly a brain."
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"Michael. How can you appreciate women so much"
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"but also dump one of them?"
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"and flighty and unpredictable and emotional?"
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"(PHONE RINGING)"
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"Dunder Mifflin Paper I Sex Predator Hotline."
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"This is Dwight Schrute. Hey, Dwight. It's Jim."
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"Jim, what are you doing? I'm busy."
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"No. You're not. I'm looking right at you."
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"I'm hanging up. Don't."
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"I have information about the sex predator."
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"I saw him two minutes ago."
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"Where?"
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"In the women's bathroom, above the sink."
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"Pam!"
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"Oh, what's this?"
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"I was walking to the building and this man asked me for directions."
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"He's back!"
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"Oh, Phyllis got flashed. It's..."
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"I don't think laughing about it is an appropriate response."
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"I was at a parent-teacher conference."
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"Well... I don't know."
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"that I can post around the community?"
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"He would not have wanted me to have seen Jim's..."
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"This is ridiculous."
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"They deserve the right to dress as they please."
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"Nobody likes to be flashed."
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"Okay. No catfights. Please? Let's..."
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"Alien."
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"You know where we're gonna go?"
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