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Clips from The Office - Women's Appreciation (S03E03)

"Let's put it this way. You do not want to receive three of those."
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"Lay it on me."
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"Now, that sounds serious."
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"Five citations, and you're looking at a violation."
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"Keep it up, and you're looking at a written warning."
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"Two of those, that will land you in a world of hurt,"
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"in the form of a disciplinary review,"
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"That is correct."
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"Okay. I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day"
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"or you will receive a full desaggelation."
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"What's a... What's that?"
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"Oh, you don't want to know."
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"Hey, Phyllis. Are you all right?"
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"I think I just got flashed."
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"What? Really?"
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"In the parking lot."
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"Oh, my God."
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"I'll check the web."
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"Thank you."
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"The police are on it."
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"They say they've already had three calls."
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"Can you tell us what happened?"
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"And he was holding a map."
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"And when I walked over, he had it out on the map."
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"The guy was just hanging brain. I mean, what's all the fuss?"
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"It's just, like, so creepy. Yeah."
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"What's happening?"
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"Yeah. Bob Vance took her for a walk to calm down."
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"Phyllis, you say?"
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"I mean, did he even see Pam?"
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"I'm guessing not."
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"It's pretty funny when you think about it."
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"Not really. No."
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"It's disgusting and demeaning."
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"Masters of comedy, a guy dropped his pants."
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"Have you ever been to the circus?"
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"Okay."
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"Okay."
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"(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)"
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"What?"
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"(EXCLAIMS)"
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"What's going on?"
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"Oh, come on."
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"We're laughing at Phyllis but she's not even here."
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"So, no harm, no foul."
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"I don't think the women in this office..."
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"Maybe you're the flasher."
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"Prove it. Let's see your penis."
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"Women can't have fun if they don't feel safe."
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"For example, Jan and I have a safe word in case things go too far."
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"Foliage."
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"And if one of us says that word, the other one has to stop."
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"Although last time, she pretended she didn't hear me."
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"JAN: Michael, come over after work tonight, okay?"
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"I miss your body."
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"I don't know. I feel... I drive a lot."
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"Okay. I'll give you $200. And if I get up before you, I'll leave it on the dresser."
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"That... I don't know."
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"That makes me kind of uncomfortable."
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"$300?"
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"Look, whatever."
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"Just let my assistant know if you're coming over"
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"so he can get more vodka. Okay?"
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"Better a thousand innocent men are locked up"
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"than one guilty man roam free."
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"I am sick over this thing. Those people out there are clearly afraid."
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"Agreed. Let me show you what I've been working on."
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"There are several penises there"
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"I'd love Phyllis to run her eyes over."
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"You know, see if we can catch this pervert."
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"This is the last thing that Phyllis needs to see right now, Dwight."
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"Look at that one."
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"Dwight, are those your pants?"
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"That's a Polaroid."
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"Attention, everybody. Dwight has something he would like to say."
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"Due to a recent incident involving"
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"Phyllis, a man, a map, and his penis,"
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"I think you know what I'm referring to,"
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"Michael has authorized me to form an emergency anti-flashing task force."
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"Question. Won't that interfere with your other task forces?"
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"This is a petition for the business park"
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"Won't that just shed more light on the penises?"
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"Pam. You can draw, kind of."
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"on drawing a picture of the exposer"
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"Phallus?"
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"Phyllis. Sorry."
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"I don't often miss Roy, but I can tell you one thing."
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"Especially if it had been Jim."
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"I'm... I am saying a lot of things."
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"That's okay."
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"I don't feel like answering phones."
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""Women will be sent home if they wear makeup"
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""or heels exceeding one-quarter inch."
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""Females are not allowed to speak to strangers"
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""unless given written authorization by Dwight Schrute.""
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"Dwight, this memo that you distributed is insulting."
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"Desperate times call for desperate measures."
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""Sleeves down to the wrists"?"
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""Button-up collars and muted colors.""
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"Why don't you just take these women, put them in a burlap sack,"
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"Because that's what you're doing."
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"I celebrate these women."
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"If Pam wants to show more cleavage, she should be able to."
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"I encourage that."
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"See? That's what we're talking about. Did you hear that, Dwight?"
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"Yes. Did you hear that, Michael?"
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"No, Dwight. Respect."
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"All right. You know what? That's it."
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"Conference room. Five minutes. Women's appreciation."
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"Wait a second. How are you qualified for that?"
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"Oh, I don't know, James. Did I come from a woman?"
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"Have I slept with a woman? More than one?"
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"Less than three."
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"That is not current."
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"You know what? Why doesn't Oscar run the meeting?"
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"Why don't you run the meeting? You play with dolls."
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"Those are collectible action figures."
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"And they're worth more than your car."
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"You know what? I am the expert. I will conduct it."
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"I would like to apologize"
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