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Clips from Captain Ron (1992)

"Black coffee with sugar, please."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Not contagious."
Captain Ron (1992)
"It's not gonna happen at that price."
Captain Ron (1992)
"I have a couple of pieces of really big news!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Well, let's see. You have 532 ..."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Great ... All right ... Fine ..."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Mom! - Martin!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Mom? - What are you doing up there?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Is he coming for a visit? I can't. This has been a terrible week."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- An old steering wheel? - No. Everything it's attached to."
Captain Ron (1992)
"It's not just an old boat. It's from the Clark Gable estate."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Mm-mm."
Captain Ron (1992)
"We'll be spontaneous when we have time."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Do what, Mom?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"- We can broaden their horizons. - Five!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"We understand."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Are you kidding?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Come on, Katherine."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Katherine! - I'm coming!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"What do you think?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Stop it! Don't swallow the water. You'll get diphtheria."
Captain Ron (1992)
"It's Mr. Harvey. It's a bad connection."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Yes, I'm actually looking at it now."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Well, I'm just wondering ... Could you hold on a second?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Excuse me, I'm gonna be a while."
Captain Ron (1992)
"I can signal you when I'm through."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Call me Captain Ron. - Hi, Martin Harvey."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Meet my wife and kids. - Hi, Mrs. Harvey."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Maybe you should put on some more clothes."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- A shark ate your eye? - When I went down off Australia."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Great Barrier Reef? - You heard of it? Smart lady."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Yeah, just go ... The engine is ..."
Captain Ron (1992)
"There is no problem. I'll just go down and show him a few things."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- It drips a lot of oil, doesn't it? - All diesels do that."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Yes! Why is that, Captain Ron? - Nobody knows."
Captain Ron (1992)
"We have to fill her up every morning. It's a greasy job, but must be done."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- You take out the trash, swab. - Oh, man!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"You are lucky, yours is above the water line."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Well, most of it, anyway. All right, let's light the fire."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- We don't know if it's safe. - We'll find out on the ocean."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Anything's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Stop!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Fine. - You're comfortable doing this?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Who knows what's waiting for us out there?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Ben, stop that!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Where am I?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"- What about your other eye? - Glass, swab."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- This is ... - I know, I know."
Captain Ron (1992)
"They'll get out of the way. I learned that on the Saratoga."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Did you see that? That was cool!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Let's tie her off and kick back some cold ones!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"I gotta go. I'll see if I can make it."
Captain Ron (1992)
"See. That's very friendly. That's not what you get at home."
Captain Ron (1992)
"That's the point. Who wants to stay in a place like this every night?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"We can visit sponge fishermen and an old monastery,"
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Dawn comes early on a boat. - You're right about that, Boss."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Expensive night."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Now that you got a little coin, let's make the game interesting."
Captain Ron (1992)
"I gotta open the door."
Captain Ron (1992)
"We're gonna run out of water. Hang on."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Don't let my children find me drowned and naked in the shower."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Don't take long showers. Eats up the fresh water."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Yes, I'm aware of that. Thank you. - I wasn't."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- No, that's OK. Thanks. - It's a lot of water."
Captain Ron (1992)
"No, honest. What happened?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"But the boat is starting to look a lot better."
Captain Ron (1992)
"You can make it look great by cleaning the wood."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Man overboard!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"This could happen to anybody. Here you are, Boss."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Is this Full Metal Jacket? - It's the basics."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Well, prepared for any normal ..."
Captain Ron (1992)
"It's the Caribbean, guys ― El Caribe. The Spanish Main."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Remember, when the sails go up, you can't go dead into the wind."
Captain Ron (1992)
"She's like a woman. Responds to touch. The power of the wind ..."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Stop whining. - I'm not. You said the Caribbean!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"This is not a toy. It's a highly complex piece of equipment."
Captain Ron (1992)
"I read it. Have you? I doubt it."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Excuse me. Are we going to any more human-type places?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"- We're going to a place next to it. - What's it called?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"She's really a great girl."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Day ten. Sailing lessons continue under Captain Moron's direction."
Captain Ron (1992)
"The kids are happy, Ron is buying us lunch. Let's just eat, OK?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Check this out."
Captain Ron (1992)
"He could have said revolutionaries, freedom fighters. No."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- What's this? - Monopoly."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- We're getting into pirate waters. - Pirates?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"He actually traded ... Hold on."
Captain Ron (1992)
"We don't give lifts to armed revolutionaries."
Captain Ron (1992)
"All right, fellas, give me a break. Sit down."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Stand by to set the mainsail!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Go below and cut the engine, then kill the fuel lines. Ready?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"and my family in the clutches of Captain Ron."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Trust me, you have not been kidnapped. Captain Ron is a jerk."
Captain Ron (1992)
"He gets lost. This is his second time in two days."
Captain Ron (1992)
"San Juan is behind us. About 20 miles. But General Armando hardly blames you."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- She's not? - I sincerely doubt it."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Confidentially, I've had these problems with the tides before."
Captain Ron (1992)
"I'm coming!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Have a good time, Boss, 'cause I'm gonna."
Captain Ron (1992)
"I can drive the boat."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Let's wait till we're in San Juan. We'll figure out what to do."
Captain Ron (1992)
"And today I discovered something in the cabin."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Like, we saw Mr. Ed on TV the other day? He spoke French!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"It was like, he speaks French! That is so cool."
Captain Ron (1992)
"I can't wait for you to see this. It's so amazing."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Come here. - Mom, can we get some drinks?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Yes, honey, they're in the ... - The blue cooler."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Could you get them? - You're a big boy. You get them."
Captain Ron (1992)
"stripping these cabinets down here. Look here."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- In San Juan, no more Captain Ron? - Whatever you say, honey."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Hey, who's rocking the boat down there?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"It's the dawn of a new day."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Honey, let's not forget we have guests, if you know what I mean."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Hi, how's it going? Good seeing you."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Hola. Buenas dias. And como esta?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Good morning, Boss."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- And you know the way? - Any fool could find it."
Captain Ron (1992)
"It's just a little squall. They come on you fast and leave you fast."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Quierro sabe si este barco se va ..."
Captain Ron (1992)
"No blub-blub-blub!"
Captain Ron (1992)
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