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Clips from Captain Ron (1992)

"Honey, don't worry about your glasses. Just stay there and hold on."
Captain Ron (1992)
"It's OK! We still have our compass."
Captain Ron (1992)
"The only instrument Columbus had to get him to the New World"
Captain Ron (1992)
"- He's taking over our lives. - Honey, you're exaggerating."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Caroline, honey ..."
Captain Ron (1992)
"You kids keep up. Let's go."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Yes, I admit that Captain Ron is a little rough around the edges."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Help me out. I lost my eye. You see it? There it goes."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Caroline!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"I was trying to show the kind of person Captain Ron is."
Captain Ron (1992)
"But you are not being charged with subversion."
Captain Ron (1992)
"What is going on?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"- What are you doing? - The merengue."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Captain Ron didn't want us wandering around. So we found this band"
Captain Ron (1992)
"We were worried sick the whole time we were in jail."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Uh-oh. Coming through!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Ben!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Angeline's no Cretan. She's Puerto Rican."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- He went that way. - You tattooed my kids!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Thank God! - And Caroline's?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Let's at least have a dialogue here."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Angeline's OK. Roscoe is the jerk. - Yeah, we saw Roscoe."
Captain Ron (1992)
"I just figured it out before you got back."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Whittle yourself out of my life!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"I'll do more than that if you don't get going. Move!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Well, you know. It'll take some time to get over this."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- No, land! Paddle! - We're gonna live!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"It's land! It's land!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"I agree with Caroline. It's land."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Her world view is based on I Love Lucy reruns."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Have we ended up in the same spot as our boat?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Isn't that a little odd? - Strictly speaking, no."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- What are we gonna do? - What can we do?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Get in, hurry! -Just like you said, Captain Ron."
Captain Ron (1992)
"All right, you fire up the boat. I'll ditch the pirates."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- I'm glad you're back, Captain Ron. - I'm there for you."
Captain Ron (1992)
"It's not his fault that ..."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Start!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"I hate everything about you, you stupid, ugly ..."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Everybody grab their shit!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Wait here. I'll see if I can give him a hand."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Mom, slack off. - Look!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Dad!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Mom, did you see that? - Don't just sit there. Pull me in."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Come on. Hold on, Dad! - We got you, Dad."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Yea, Dad! - Yea, Ben!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"You smell something?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Not much point, Boss."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Bearings is burned out. - What does that mean?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"- What do we do? - Captain Ron ..."
Captain Ron (1992)
"We're gonna fucking die."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Pull back."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- You're tough. You've got a tattoo. - A little one!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Be a little tough, then."
Captain Ron (1992)
"I'll blow a hole in their boat with this!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"This is a serious call for help!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"I didn't ask questions."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Captain Ron!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"or don't!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"- OK. Coming about! - Good going!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Let's light the fires and kick the tires. Push that back."
Captain Ron (1992)
"We could have been under it. Not the idiot that installed it ..."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Makes you think, doesn't it? We all have things we want to do."
Captain Ron (1992)
"But a window falls on you, some truck flattens you, you catch a disease ..."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Carla, you know Martin Harvey, new products?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"- I said some day ... - Exactly! Some day."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Some day I'll retire, some day we'll have more time for our kids."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Some day Marty will write. What if some day never comes?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"My floor. Coming through. Come on, step lively ..."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Going down!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Junk! How much junk can one person carry?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"I'm coming!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Caroline, I asked you to do ..."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Yes?! Oh, hi, Mrs. Holtzman, how are you?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"..square feet. No way you're gonna come in under $1,600."
Captain Ron (1992)
"I do, too. I've just got one word to say to you."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Congoleum!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"I've been hurt!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"No, clearly we both prefer tile. There's just no way ..."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Can I call you right back, Mrs. Holtzman?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Great! And don't sign anything until you talk to me."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Martin?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"What is he doing home so early?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"- I'm home! - Martin?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Mom? - Martin?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Remember my Uncle William? Sailed off in 1962 and never came back?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"He's not coming to visit. He's dead."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- You inherited an old boat? - We're getting a boat? Cool!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"- What did I say about eavesdropping? - OK. Are we getting a boat?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"- We have to talk about it. - We're getting a boat!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"I phoned three boat brokers. She's worth over $250,000!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Get out of here! Honey, we can really use that money!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"We could pay off the second on the house and the credit card!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"How quick can we sell it?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"There's one little catch. It's on the island San Pomme de Terre."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Sounds romantic, huh? - It means potato."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- It has to be brought to Miami. - It means Saint Potato."
Captain Ron (1992)
"That's not the point. The point is we can sail it ourselves."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- We don't know how to sail. - We'll use the engine and learn."
Captain Ron (1992)
"We don't know how to drive a boat."
Captain Ron (1992)
"The Caribbean is full of captains. We'll hire one to take it to Miami"
Captain Ron (1992)
"and teach us how to sail at the same time."
Captain Ron (1992)
"30-45 days under sail. An adventure."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- What do you mean? - What could I mean?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"No. We can't do this right now. We can't do it!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"We'll get a boat mover. And they will bring it here."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Can I speak to Jason, please? It's Ben Harvey."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- And there's taxes! - It's a lifetime experience."
Captain Ron (1992)
"We're getting a boat!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"I'll call you back."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Who put food on the kitchen table? Did you do this?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"All my modifications are washed off. A week's worth of work, gone."
Captain Ron (1992)
"We don't give our kids enough attention. Don't interrupt us."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Yes! You always do this! - Our kids know nothing about life."
Captain Ron (1992)
"I will not drop everything and go to a place no one's ever heard of."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Mom, Dad, guess what?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"I got engaged."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Yo. Mom. Dad."
Captain Ron (1992)
"These are some of your uncle's things, removed for safekeeping."
Captain Ron (1992)
"That was very nice of you."
Captain Ron (1992)
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