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Clips from Superstore - Election Day (S02E02)

"I thought you were gonna tell me about how you're dating Jeff."
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"Wait. You know about that?"
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"Yeah, but don't worry."
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"I only told my baby,"
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"and she's not gonna tell anybody."
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"She doesn't have any friends."
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"Well, it doesn't matter anyway."
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"When Dina finds out I can't vote,"
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"she'll figure out what's going on and fire me."
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"Oh, you can't just get one of those "I voted" stickers"
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"and say that you voted?"
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"Oh. Yeah. Right."
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"Chey!"
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"You are so much smarter than what I tell people."
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"Aww, thank you."
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"So, do you love Jeff?"
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"Shut up. I don't know. Maybe."
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"Oh, gosh, Syd, I guess if I was pressed,"
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"I'd have to say"
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"Buzz Aldrin, Bruce Lee, or Murphy Brown."
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"Beep. Beep. Java truck comin' through."
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"What're you doing?"
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"American coffee for these American heroes."
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"Actually, the beans are from Rwanda,"
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"but the water's from the good ol' faucet in the men's room."
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"Well, as I'm sure Syd here will tell you,"
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"That's called bribery."
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"Oh, that's okay."
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"Actually, I usually have a Danish with my coffee."
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"Oh."
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"- Yum. - So do I. Yeah."
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"Yeah."
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"Could you move?"
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"Oh, hi, I'm Glenn."
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"I'm not the one throwing myself at Syd"
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"like some kind of cigarette girl."
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"- Oh, please. - Yeah, please... move!"
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"- No, I'm sitting here. - I'm putting this here."
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"No, well, put it somewhere else!"
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"Find somewhere else for it go. No, I'm putting it there."
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"I didn't do it! You did it with your tushy!"
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"Damn it. Distract them."
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"What?"
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"It's totally slanted."
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"They're just pushing the pro-business,"
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"anti-worker candidates."
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"What? A corporation doing something unethical?"
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"To protect its interests?"
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"This is shocking!"
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"All right. Maybe Glenn's right."
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"Maybe it doesn't matter."
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"Hey, Marcus?"
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"Who did you vote for for state senate?"
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"Jack Peterson."
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"He's pro-freedom and anti-bad guys,"
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"and those are two things I can get behind."
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"Hey, are we still on for drinks tonight?"
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"- Please stop asking us. - No."
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"- We never were. - Ah, cool."
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"Well, we'll figure it out later."
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"God, people will believe anything"
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"with the word "official" on it."
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"Do you know what we should do?"
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"No, never mind. It's stupid."
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"No, I'm gonna say it."
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"We should make our own pamphlet with the truth."
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"Ooh."
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"A rogue pamphlet?"
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"You're crazy, lady."
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"I think that's a great idea,"
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"and I have layout experience."
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"- I was the editor... - Editor on your high school-"
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"I already told you that story. Forget it."
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"- I am in. - Me too!"
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"Couldn't be less interested."
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"Hey, should we invite Sandra to drinks tonight?"
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"Or is it just the core four?"
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"You guys are busy."
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"Everyone's busy."
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"Could I just snag one of these stickers?"
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"Oh, these are just for people who voted."
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"I would, but I just don't like any of the candidates."
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"Trump's all like..."
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"And Hillary's all..."
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"Anyway, enough politics. I just need a sticker."
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"Well, I'm sure the store sells stickers."
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"I'm not just trying to collect stickers."
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"I'm a grown man."
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"Oh, my God... is that James Brolin?"
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"Who?"
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"Barbra Streisand's husband?"
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"Josh Brolin's dad?"
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"Diane Lane's ex-father-in-law? Am I crazy?"
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"Sir, you know who James Brolin is, right?"
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"What's he running for?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Oh, yeah. That's drying up real nice."
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"Did you write yourself in for attorney general?"
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"Come on. Hurry up."
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"You know what I just realized?"
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"There's, like, 50 ballots here."
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"and Missouri's a swing state,"
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"so we could be changing the course of history."
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"- You think so? - Sure. Think about it."
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"Right now, you and I could be setting into effect"
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"a chain of events that could cause"
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"the colonization of Mars or World War III"
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"and billions of innocent deaths."
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"You know, it's funny, I try so hard to keep"
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"God out of the workplace, and yet, here I am,"
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"in the workplace,"
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"and I am God."
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"We need to speed this up."
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"- No, turn it off! - I'm trying!"
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"Oh! Oh!"
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"Well, the ballots are clearly gone."
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"Okay. We're just gonna have to face the music and tell Syd."
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"We tampered with an election. Do you know how serious that is?"
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"It was a goof-up!"
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"We have to cover our tracks."
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