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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Ethel Merman (S01E01)

"Miss Ethel Merman!"
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"(♪ "The Muppet Show" theme)"
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"♪ It's time to raise the curtain on The Muppet Show tonight"
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"Miss Ethel Merman!"
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"♪ But now let's get things started"
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"(applause)"
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"Why don't you turn up your hearing aid?"
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"(♪ "Ethel Merman Medley")"
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"♪ Just a perfect blendship"
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"♪ When other friendships have been forgot"
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"♪ Ours will still be hot"
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"♪ La-da, la-da, la-da, dig, dig, dig"
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"♪ The night is young, the skies are clear"
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"♪ It's delightful, it's delicious"
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"♪ It's de-lovely"
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"♪ Whatever we do"
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"♪ I can do anything better than you"
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"♪ I can do most anything"
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"♪ Can you bake a pie?"
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"Warts? What kind of talk is that? Will you get out?"
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"Take a look."
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"♪ Less you want a granulated lump or two"
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"♪ Them saucer eyes"
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"♪ Now all them things, them diamond rings"
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"♪ Sure as shootin'"
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"♪ Just boil away, boy"
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"for quite a while,"
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"I remember the opening night of Gypsy, you know?"
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"Did you also make some recordings"
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"for some strange reason."
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"Not bad-looking for a pig. Want me to handle you?"
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"Will you guys hold it down up there?"
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"This is not that kind of show."
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"But to show you what a good guy I am,"
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"Yeah, right."
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"The costumes, the scenery, the makeup, the props."
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"I've said this before."
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"♪ Nowhere could you get that happy feeling"
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"♪ When you are stealing"
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"♪ There's no business like show business"
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"♪ Like no business I know"
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"♪ On with our"
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"♪ Show ♪"
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"(bum note)"
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"It's The Muppet Show,"
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"♪ It's time to play the music"
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"♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight"
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"♪ It's time to dress up right"
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"Hey, I went to a diet doctor,"
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"and in just two months, I lost $300."
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"What...?"
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"♪ To introduce our guest star"
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"♪ That's what I'm here to do"
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"♪ So it really makes me happy"
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"♪ To introduce to you..."
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"♪ Celebrational, Muppetational"
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"♪ This is what we call"
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"♪ The Muppet Show ♪"
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"Thank you, thank you, thank you."
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"Welcome, dear friends, to another edition of The Muppet Show."
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"And we're very honored to have as our special guest star"
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"one of the true giants of the Broadway musical stage -"
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"Miss Ethel Merman."
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"Oh, Kermit, my love. Since Ethel Merman is our guest,"
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"as a tribute, I plan to sing a medley of all her great hits."
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"Uh, Piggy, why would anyone wanna hear you sing Miss Merman's songs"
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"when Miss Merman is here to sing them herself?"
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"Well, since I've rehearsed them,"
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"Piggy, will you get outta here?"
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"Out, out, out, out, out!"
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"OK, having settled that,"
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"let's kick off the show with a little number we call "Java.""
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"(squeaks)"
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"(squeaks)"
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"That song had a nice beat."
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"No, no, I don't want to eat."
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"I said "beat." "Beat," you old fool!"
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"There's gonna be a raid? Well, let's get outta here!"
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"I give up."
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"OK. Nice. Nice number, you guys. Good opening."
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"Kermit, Kermit, Kermit."
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"Hey, my agent is dropping by a little later in the show."
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"OK, fine. Yeah."
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"Hey, stand by for the next number."
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"Everything's ready, boss."
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"Good boy, Scooter. That kid's doing a great job."
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"Hey, d-do you think you'll have time to talk to him?"
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"Of course. I always have time to talk to Scooter. His uncle owns the theater."
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"No, no, no, no, no. I mean my-my agent."
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"What does he own?"
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"Ten percent of me."
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"OK, OK. What does he want to talk about?"
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"My contract."
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"Fozzie, you don't have a contract."
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"That's what he wants to talk about."
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"Will you get outta here? Yes, sir. Yes, sir."
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"Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"ordinarily, I just introduce the guest star and get out of the way,"
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"but tonight, I personally get to participate."
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"You see, everybody wanted to sing a duet with Ethel Merman,"
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"and because she's introduced so many Broadway hits,"
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"we thought that some of us could do a few of them"
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"or a few of us could do some of them."
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"Anyhow, I now take great pleasure in introducing Miss Ethel Merman"
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"and some of her songs and some of us and me."
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"Better hurry."
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"Oh. Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Ethel Merman!"
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"♪ You're the top"
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"♪ You're the Colosseum"
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"♪ You're the top"
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"♪ You're a melody of a symphony by Strauss"
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"♪ You're a Bendel bonnet, a Shakespeare sonnet"
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"♪ You're Mickey Mouse"
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"Is that... is that a compliment?"
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"You called me a colosseum."
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"Sorry about that."
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"♪ If you're ever in a jam"
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"♪ Here I am"
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"♪ If you're ever in a mess"
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"♪ SOS"
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