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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Ethel Merman (S01E01)

"♪ It's friendship, friendship"
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"♪ And if you want to go walking, dear"
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"♪ It's de-lovely"
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"♪ I understand the reason why"
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"♪ It's delightful"
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"♪ It's delicious"
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"♪ Wherever we go"
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"♪ You're gonna go through it together"
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"♪ I hear singing, and there's no one there"
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"You would."
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"♪ Anything you can do, I can do better"
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"♪ No, you can't ♪ Yes, I can"
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"♪ No, you can't ♪ Yes, I can"
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"♪ No, you can't"
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"♪ Yes, I can, yes, I can"
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"♪ Anything you can be, I can be greater"
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"♪ Sooner or later, I'm greater than you"
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"♪ No, you're not ♪ Yes, I am"
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"♪ No, you're not ♪ Yes, I am"
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"♪ No, you're not ♪ Yes, I am, yes, I am"
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"♪ I could be a racer, quite the steeplechaser"
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"♪ I can jump a hurdle, even with my girdle"
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"♪ No ♪ Neither can I"
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"♪ Any note you can reach, I can go higher"
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"♪ I can sing anything higher than you"
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"♪ No, you can't (higher) ♪ Yes, I can"
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"♪ No, you can't ♪ Yes, I can"
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"♪ No, you can't ♪ Yes, I can"
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"♪ No, you can't!"
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"(very high) ♪ Yes, I can!!"
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"Oh, yes, you can."
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"♪ We belong to a mutual"
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"♪ Admiration society"
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"Miss Merman and me."
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"♪ We belong to a mutual"
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"♪ Admiration society ♪"
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"Yeah. Wonderful, wonderful!"
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"I remember Ethel Merman in the opening of Panama Hattie."
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"You're old enough to remember Teddy Roosevelt"
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"and the opening of the Panama Canal."
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"Hey, Kermit, Kermit, Kermit. Remember I told you my agent was coming?"
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"Yeah. Well, he is here."
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"Where? Uh, here."
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"He's a little short, Kermit."
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"He certainly is."
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"He's very sensitive, so no short jokes, OK?"
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"OK. I'll try. Just introduce us. OK."
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"Kermit, this is Irving Bizarre, my agent."
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"Eh, hiya, Kermit. How you doing, sweetie?"
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"This is an agent? Where's your office, Irving, in your hat?"
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"Ha-ha. Very funny. Very funny."
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"Hey, who else do you handle? Rich Little?"
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"Tiny Tim?"
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"I wouldn't handle you. I'd get warts."
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"Take this guy and get outta here, Fozzie."
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"I don't think this negotiation is going too well."
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"Hey, don't worry, sweetie, Fozzie."
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"We got him right where we want him."
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"Oh, Hilda."
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"Yes, Miss Merman."
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"I don't wish to complain, but there's a mouse in my dressing room."
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"Oh, yes. We'll move her tomorrow."
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"But for now, it's the only place she has to change."
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"Change?"
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"Yes. She sings in the band."
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"Is this a show or a zoo?"
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"Hiya, honey."
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"It's a zoo."
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"Aah!"
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"Perfect pitch."
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"You stupid thing."
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"What do you take in your tea?"
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"Oh, milk, two sugars, one mouse..."
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"One what? Mouse."
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"♪ Oh, I may be your dish of tea"
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"♪ But, baby, don't you sugar me"
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"♪ Don't stir me, boy"
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"♪ Or try to spoon"
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"♪ Don't sugar me"
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"♪ 'Cause us is throon"
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"♪ Oh, I won't sip a lip with you"
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"♪ Just roll them eyes"
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"♪ Right out the door"
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"♪ Ain't square no more"
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"♪ Them stuff you promised me"
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"♪ Were figments, Newton"
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"♪ Shootin' sure as A, B..."
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"♪ See, the teapot spouts that the kettle's blue"
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"♪ It don't work out, that spout is true"
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"♪ Don't sit and brew"
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"♪ Don't sugar me"
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"♪ 'Cause us is through ♪"
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"(cup breaks)"
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"Well, Miss Merman, I'm kind of at a loss for words."
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"I mean, for me, a frog, to be sitting here with one of the greatest performers"
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"ever to grace the American musical stage. A legend..."
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"Oh, relax, Kermit. Relax."
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"And you can call me Ethel. Huh?"
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"But I'd like you to take it easy on that "legend""
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"and "the greatest" stuff."
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"Sounds like a eulogy."
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"After all, I'm not quite ready to go yet."
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"No, no, no, no, no. I... I didn't mean it like that."
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"Well, I-I mean, I admit that I've been around"
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"but there are some things on this show"
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"that are older than I."
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"Like Fozzie's jokes."
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"You're right there."
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"It just seems that you've always been a part of the Broadway musical scene."
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"Kermit, you were at the opening night of Gypsy?"
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"Sure."
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"Come to think of it, I did hear some croaking in the audience."
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"(clears throat)"
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"Excuse me, Miss Merman."
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"I do not wish to intrude,"
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"but I too am a singer of note."
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"What note?"
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"Who knows? It's always flat."
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"Watch it, flipper face."
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