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Clips from Chappelle's Show - Episode #2.3 (S02E02)

"(whispering) Okay, folks,"
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"here we are in a corporate boardroom."
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"You can see behind us working in the bullpens"
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"and right now a meeting is in progress."
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"We wanna see what happens when you play electric guitar"
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"in the most professional of settings."
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"Ready John?"
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"(slow & rhythmic guitar)"
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"I knew it, I knew it."
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"Okay, we've seen how white people"
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"respond to guitar music at work."
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"Now we're in a chic Manhattan restaurant."
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"a lot of Bush votes in the room."
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"Let's see how the conservative crowd acts"
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"John, play the fight riff, play it!"
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"(loud, harsh guitar)"
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"look at, look at him!"
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"Oh, my God, look at this!"
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"Enjoy your lunch, everybody."
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"All right..."
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"every experiment needs a control."
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"Now, right now, me and John are in a barber shop in Harlem."
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"Everyone here is either Black or Latino."
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"Let's see how electric guitar works on them."
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"Ready, John?"
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"Yeah."
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"Okay... okay go, go."
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"(loud, blues music)"
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"Hey, yo!"
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"Shut the fuck up!"
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"Now, let's see how the Blacks respond to drums."
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"(drum roll)"
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"(rhythmic beat)"
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"Aww... yeah!"
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"Yeah... yeah... unh!"
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"Yo, yo, yo..."
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"if you were beatin' me"
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"it's like Billy Crystal playin' "Scarface""
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"Ohhhh..."
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"Whoo, that worked like gangbusters!"
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"But I still happened to notice"
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"some of the latin people were nodding their heads"
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"but they weren't really feelin' it"
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"as much as I thought they would."
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"But I think I got the remedy."
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"What would happen if I incorporated within that,"
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"an electric piano."
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"Sanchez, go!"
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"All right, this is goin' great!"
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"Now I'm gonna kick it up a notch, watch this!"
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"(rambling in Spanish)"
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"Ole!"
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"Hey, guys, have a good day."
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"Sorry for interrupting."
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"We learned that white people can dance"
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"if you play what they like... electric guitar."
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"Of course we, the Blacks,"
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"can't resist drums"
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"and Latins love congos and electric piano"
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"with Spanish gibberish over it... I guess."
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"that someone from another race can't dance..."
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"all right, all right,"
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"I'm gonna need to see a permit."
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"Excuse me?"
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"You have to have a permit to shoot out here."
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"And we will fine you."
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"Eeh..."
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"Every rose has it's thorn."
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"Just like every night has its dawn."
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"That's my set!"
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"Just like every cowboy sings a sad, sad song..."
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"Hey, my man, how you know that song?"
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"I'm from the suburbs, man,"
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"I can't help it."
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"I can't help it!"
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"Though it's been a while now"
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"I can still feel so much pain..."
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"Every rose has its thorn."
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"Just like every cowboy sings a sad, sad song."
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"Every rose has its thorn."
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"We're gonna take a quick commercial break."
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"Keep dancing, we'll be right back."
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"Goin' to Dave Chappelle's Show."
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"How's this?"
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"Thanks for joining us."
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"You know, folks, I hate to hit this point so hard"
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"but remember, whenever we do these racial commentaries"
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"it's always about the subtleties."
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"We're all part of the same human family."
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"Our differences are just cultural, that's it."
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"when a white person is maybe having trouble sleeping"
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"you might take some kind of a... warm milk?"
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"I don't know what you drink."
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"Well, the black people, we have a sleeping aid too."
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"And it's just coming out on the market"
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"and we're proud to be the first sponsor of the newest sleep aid"
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"(grunting)"
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"What is it, honey?"
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"I got a big meeting tomorrow and I still can't sleep."
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"I took sleeping pills and everything."
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"Relax, honey."
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"I think I've got just the thing."
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"(woman) From the makes of "Valtran" and "Similox""
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"comes America's #1 sleeping aid: Ribs."
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"Hickory!"
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"Oh, wow."
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"Here's how it works:"
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"Once ingested, Ribs go to work on your stomach"
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"spreading barbecue sauce and greasy porkiness throughout"
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"creating an age-old condition called the "itis.""
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"and should be asleep in a matter of minutes."
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"thanks, Ribs!"
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"(farts)"
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"Like, what would be the inverse of that joke,"
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"if I did that joke for white people"
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"what would it be, like, turkey or something?"
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"I don't know."
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"Turkey, right?"
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"Well, that's a food that white people say,"
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""well, that sure makes me sleepy.""
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