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Clips from Chappelle's Show - Episode #2.3 (S02E02)

"Woo-hoo."
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"Hey."
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"All right!"
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"You know, folks, it's been an interesting couple weeks"
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"I'm just making fun of each other's cultures."
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"there's no room for subtleties."
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"called, "White People Dancing.""
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"I don't think it's so much that white people can't dance,"
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"Now, with me, as you can see,"
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"that when white people hear electric guitar,"
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"they cannot resist the urge to dance,"
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"Yeah, I'm ready."
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"Okay, cool... go, go."
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"It's lunchtime, the business crowd is here"
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"when they hear guitar music while they're eating."
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"(Dave) These people are going..."
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"Oh!"
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"Oh, my gosh."
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"Okay, okay."
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"Quest Love, go!"
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"I'm not of any sex or any race"
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"and I can't see it, blind to the eyes"
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"whoo!"
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"(Salsa music)"
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"Ay, curumba!"
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"So, what have we learned gang?"
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"So, the next time someone says"
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"John, do something, quick."
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"Hey, everybody,"
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"welcome back to Chappelle's Show."
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"For instance..."
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"You'll feel sluggish, drowsy"
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"Got that itis..."
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"Mud butt..."
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"(cheers & applause)"
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"Damn."
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"He said that without hesitation..."
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"(applause)"
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"Welcome back to Chappelle's Show, everybody."
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"they say, "you know, Dave,"
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"but how come you never make fun of yourself?""
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"But, since you guys have been so good to me tonight,"
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"This next piece is about the real Dave Chappelle..."
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"it's personal, it's actually very personal"
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"but here it is."
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"And with your permission,"
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"Come on, girl, don't be like this."
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"zoom-a-zoom zoom in your boom boom."
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"Why you gotta be like this?!"
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"Clickity-claw!"
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"Do you want another song, honey?"
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"you know what she had the nerve to say to me?"
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"(sigh)"
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"Baby..."
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"Okay..."
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"Now, spread your cheeks and lift yo' sack!"
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"Y-you haven't seen it?"
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"I'll show you how I used to handle it at 18, right now."
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"There's more?!"
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"I'm glad you think he's so goddamn hilarious"
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"I'm broke, nigga, I'm broke!"
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"Dave at 30, what ya got for me?"
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"after these messages."
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"but this is all just comedy."
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"Really, it's all about love."
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"it takes different strokes,"
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"Everybody's got a way to shine."
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"No matter what ya got, not a lot,"
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"it takes different strokes,"
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"different strokes to rule the world,"
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"Finally you're finding out"
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"Unh!"
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"It turns out that life is all about you."
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"beans don't burn on the grill."
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"Chappelle's Show. Chappelle's Show."
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"Chappelle's Show."
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"Oww."
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"Woo-hoo-hoo."
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"Let's start the show."
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"Hey, everybody."
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"(applause)"
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"Welcome to Chappelle's Show.!"
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"Man, welcome, guys, thanks for coming out tonight."
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"And, you at home, thanks for tuning in."
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"here at Chappelle's Show."
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"A lot of flak I've been getting"
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"for the racially-charged sketches."
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"It happens."
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"But I think I'm being misunderstood"
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"so I just wanted to take a moment"
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"I'm not advocating, in any way shape or form,"
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"any type of racial hatred."
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"It's fun."
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"The problem is when you do stereotypical kind of jokes"
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"People always say things, for instance,"
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"that white people can't dance."
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"It's not that white people can't dance."
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"Is that really how it goes?"
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"I don't think so."
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"Let's explore this further, okay?"
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"I'd like to introduce a piece now"
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"Hey, gang."
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"You know, all my life I've heard that white people can't dance."
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"I don't believe that."
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"it's just that they like certain musical instruments."
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"is electric guitar."
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"It speaks directly to the soul of the white person."
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"They find it irresistible."
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"is my good friend, John Mayer. How are you?"
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"And we are going to test this theory this afternoon."
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"You ready?"
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"I'm ready."
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"Let's do it. Let's go."
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"(Dave) It's my personal theory"
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"no matter where they are."
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"And me and John went to different locations"
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"and put this theory to the test."
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"(man) And the shares could be,"
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"we could up them to about another 22%..."
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