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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S03E03)

"Okay."
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"Okay, old Robin would have been like, dude, ocupado."
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"But now, you know what, I'm cool with it."
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"Pee it up."
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"Don't mind if I do, love."
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"Gael, there's some weird du..."
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"Hello. Hey!"
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"Good news!"
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"I made some new traveling friends today,"
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"and they will staying with us how do you say"
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"indefinitely!"
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"Will you sign this thank you note?"
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"Wow."
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"Both sides."
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"You wrote on both sides of a thank you note to my third cousin"
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"for a blender that you haven't even taken out of the box."
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"Wow, that's..."
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"It's a really nice blender. Well, if you love"
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"that blender so much, why don't you just marry it."
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"I can't. I married you."
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"That's how we got the blender."
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"What's wrong?"
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"Nothing. Nothing's wrong."
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"Except that when you die I'm gonna find out"
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"that your parting words to comfort me for all eternity"
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"were "Cancel Vogue.""
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"How can you open my letter?"
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"That was not a letter."
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"It was barely even a text message."
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"that short, at least have the courtesy to make it rhyme."
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"This was our first fight as a married couple."
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"Oh... Oh."
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"This is our favorite restaurant in the city."
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"Yes, I'm sure this is the best"
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"of their 57 "spudtacular" east coast locations."
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"- I'm going to run to the restroom. - I'm gonna go, too."
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"This is the easiest date ever."
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"You know what I'm gonna try next?"
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"A knock, knock joke."
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"Easiest? Somehow we have managed"
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"to find the two lamest New Yorkers of all time."
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"Ted, Ted, Ted. Dude, I am looking at you."
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"What? Right."
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"Stay with me."
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"We are on the cusp of moving from out-of-towners to in-their-pantsers."
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"Ay-o."
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"All right, Ignatius, one more hour. Nice."
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"Nice. Hey, nice. Hey..."
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"Hey, our friends invited us to a party."
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"You guys want to come along? Knock, knock."
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"Who's there? Yes, we do."
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"Quick announcement."
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"I am so glad that you're here, fellow travelers."
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"Let's call them guidelines for harmonious living."
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"Guideline for harmonious living"
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"number one--"
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"the kitchen sink is for dishes, the toilet is for pee-pee."
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"G.F.H.L."
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"number two--"
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"marijuana is illegal in the United States,"
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"even when baked into a blueberry muffin"
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"that someone might mistakenly eat for breakfast"
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"right before they leave for their job as a TV newscaster."
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""This just in: look at my hand, how weird is my hand?""
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"and Number 3"
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"and number 3 is please keep the noise to a minimum"
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"I have to take a nap."
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"Everything's so bright, even at night."
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"No wonder the city never sleeps."
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"Hey, if we're going north,"
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"why did we cross over the FDR?"
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"We should have taken the Hudson."
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"Now he knows all the streets."
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"Someone's been watching too many Steinfeld reruns."
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"Where are we even going anyway?"
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"148th and Brook Avenue."
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"A hundred-- in the South Bronx at this time of night?"
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"We're going to get killed."
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"Ted, I think these local New Yorkers"
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"know more about the city than we do, so relax."
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"We're in very capable hands."
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"There were three of them, at least two guns..."
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"they took all our money."
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"Well, I only had traveler's checks."
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"I've been thinking about our fight."
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"Yes?"
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"I'm really, really..."
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"surprised that you haven't apologized to me yet."
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"Wow, you really want to open this up again."
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"Oh, I forgot, you open everything up,"
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"even if you're not supposed to until I'm dead."
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"You know that this is important to me."
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"Why won't you just write the letter?"
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"Because I can't bear the thought of not being with you,"
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"not even for long enough to write you a stupid letter."
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"Really?"
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"Yes, really."
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"Plus, I know as soon as I write it,"
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"you're just going to open it up and read it again."
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"Lily, I won't, I promise."
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"Okay."
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"I'll write you a letter for my death folder."
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"Do you mind, um, maybe slipping"
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"in a little bit of dirty stuff, too?"
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"How about I make it all dirty stuff"
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"and slip in a little clean stuff?"
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"You're the best."
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"And maybe a couple of Polaroids?"
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"Come on, let's get out of here."
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"This night's a disaster. What?!"
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"This night couldn't have gone any better."
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"We just survived a mugging."
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"You know what that means."
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""Thank God we're alive" sex."
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""Thank God we're alive" sex."
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"It's even better"
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"than "I can't believe you just proposed to me" sex,"
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"Ted, please, we are so close."
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"I've never worked this hard for anything in my life."
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"Whew!"
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