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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S03E03)

"Wow, I think we all need to go back to our place and recover."
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"Yeah."
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"You know? Mm-hmm."
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"So where do you live?"
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"What, West Village? Close."
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"West Orange."
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"- West Orange, New Jersey? - Yeah."
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"You guys live in New Jersey, not New York?"
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"Theodore. Yep."
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"New Jersey? Teddy. Yeah, but don't worry,"
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"it's pretty much New York. Oh."
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"No."
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"Oh, no."
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"Oh, no. New Jersey is not "pretty much new york.""
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"You are not "pretty much new yorkers.""
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"And how would you know? Because I live here."
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"That's right, I live here."
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"Yes, we're full of crap."
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"Yes, we pretended to be from out of town"
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"so we could sleep with you and leave in the morning."
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"But you know what's even worse than that?"
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"and you have to earn the right to call yourself a New Yorker."
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"So why don't you girls crawl into the open sewer pipe you call the Holland Tunnel"
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"and flush yourselves back to "pretty much New York"?"
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"Because I will do a lot to get laid,"
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"but I am not going to New Jersey!"
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"You're not from Missouri?"
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"Well, I will be a monkey's unc..."
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"Ew. Right."
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"Can we get a ride?"
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"Hey, um, sir,"
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"can we get a ride, too?"
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"Newark, born and raised."
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"What happened to you, man?"
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"No more tan, no more beaded braids,"
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"no more lush,"
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"You're back at work."
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"What gives?"
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"Well, I have to have a job."
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""I have to have a job.""
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"God, that's so American."
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"I'm Canadian. You know that."
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"What about the important things like making your own jewelry"
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"and lying on the beach"
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"and thinking about peace?"
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"God, don't you care about thinking about peace?"
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"Wow."
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"I just realized something."
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"No, that you really suck."
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"and you're getting sand everywhere."
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"Seriously, where is all the sand coming from?"
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"All you are is me on vacation"
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"trying to get away from a break-up."
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"Don't you remember Argentina?"
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"Don't you want to go back?"
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"What are you doing?"
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"Shh..."
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"Let this happen."
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"I said everyone out!"
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"All right, we're leaving, we're leaving, okay."
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"Michael Moore was so right about Americans."
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"I'm Canadian!"
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"Robin, you okay?"
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"No, I'm not."
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"Listen, Gael, I need to talk to you about something."
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"After they broke up, Robin went back to being Robin."
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"Welcome home, Scherbatsky."
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"Oh, good to be back."
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"Although it's weird."
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"Vacation Robin popped into my dream again last night."
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"Listening."
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"This time we went all the way."
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"Tell you one thing."
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"She made me sandy but that's what I like"
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"Okay, I'm done."
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"But I really don't want you reading this unless..."
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"you know, something happens."
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"Can you swear to me you won't open it?"
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"Totally. What does it say?"
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"Marshall, I'm serious."
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"I promise I won't, I won't open that until you're dead."
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"Okay."
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"And through 22 wonderful years of marriage,"
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"Marshall kept his promise"
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"until November 1 of last year when, sadly..."
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""Busted! I knew you'd read this."
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"You suck, Marshall, you totally suck.""
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"That's it?"
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"I suck?"
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"Lily. Yes, you suck."
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"You said you wouldn't read it"
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"and you did. Well, you didn't keep your promise either."
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"I don't see any dirty pictures in here."
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"Oh, fine,"
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"I'll take the dirty pictures."
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"I don't want 'em now."
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"What is that supposed to mean?"
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"You're beautiful."
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"I would love the photos. Have I told you how beautiful you look?"
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"- Thank you. - Man, this is like a"
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"Within a triad of solar periods,"
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""ATM pin code: 5-4-5-9."
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"at things that I loved on vacation."
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"I just want to celebrate the fact that we survived."
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"when you're done, why don't you come in here and join me?"
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"What could be wrong?"
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"A couple rules..."
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"not even rules."
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"You're not the real me."
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