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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S03E03)

"Mostly. Yeah."
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"Yeah."
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"Okay, you guys know I'm a little superstitious,"
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"You guys are jerks!"
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"It's like we're all one big shimmering ball of positive energy."
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"Ted, check this out."
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"I'm telling you, within three days..."
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"And I reassert my commitment to both the aforementioned paramour"
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"Support my hypothesis, Ted."
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"But I said, "Brother shark,"
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"No."
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"Because he's from out of town. Mmm."
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"You know where I've been meaning to visit?"
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"Oh! Oh, it's right..."
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"Experience your food."
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"Ooh. We're alone now."
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"I must have you."
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"In fact,"
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"Next time you write something"
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"Marshall, wait."
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"Oh, baby."
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"is not an appropriate thing to say on the air."
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"I'm still pretty baked."
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"Hey, babe."
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"I tell you what."
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"Me, too."
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"Saying you're a New Yorker when you're not."
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"Because this is the greatest city in the world"
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"Can you please keep it down?"
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"You said you wouldn't change, but look at you."
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"untamed forest of leg and armpit hair."
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"That you've lost your way."
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"You're boring and lame"
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"All right, everyone out."
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"Okay."
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"What?!"
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"Nothing."
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"nothing."
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"Different, not different?"
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"It's the same. Mostly."
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"Except I think I might be getting carpal tunnel."
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"My hand keeps cramping up."
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"I thought the whole point of getting married was"
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"that you didn't have to do that anymore."
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"No, it's from writing all the thank you notes."
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"You're writing constantly."
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"There's forms we have to sign, our death folders,"
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"thank you notes. Whoa, whoa."
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"What are death folders?"
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"It's this thing they recommend you do"
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"in case one spouse dies unexpectedly."
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"It's all the information your spouse might need"
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"all in one convenient location Yeah."
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"Account info, important addresses,"
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"a letter to the other person."
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"All that stuff."
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"I'll get the next round."
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"I am such a jerk."
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"Wait, why?"
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"I didn't know that I was supposed to write a letter."
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"All Lily's gonna find"
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"in that folder are a bunch of bank statements"
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"and a funny list of things to do with my ashes."
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"- Marshall brownies. Number six. - Yeah."
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"Oh, God, I am a bad husband."
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"No, uh, no, I'll just write,"
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"I'll write Lily a letter tonight, everything'll be fine."
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"That's right."
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"Unless..."
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"- you die between now and then. - Ooh."
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"- But... come on, that's never gonna happen. - Yes!"
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"If there's one thing we can state with absolute certainty"
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"it's that Marshall Eriksen is not going to die"
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"before writing that letter."
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"No way at all."
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"In fact, I dare God to smite down this perfectly healthy..."
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"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!"
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"I get it."
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"and you guys are trying to freak me out."
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"Well, guess what? It didn't work."
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"So, there."
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"Kids, after Robin and I broke up,"
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"she needed some time away."
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"Away from her normal home, her normal life,"
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"and it turns out, her normal self."
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"I was just so uptight in New York, you know?"
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"I mean down here everybody shares everything."
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"I wonder if anyone's ever thought that before."
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"Here. Eat."
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"If we run out of fish, I will catch more with my hands."
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"A drum circle!"
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"They're different every time."
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"Let's go watch!"
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"And here I am at the drum circle."
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"Whoa, are you topless?"
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"Seen 'em."
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"Wow, it seems like a great trip."
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"Oh, it was."
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"I feel like the Robin who left"
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"is not the same Robin who came back, you know."
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"Wow, there's a lot of nude people in here."
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"You haven't changed, Scherbatsky."
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"You're a sophisticated, scotch-swilling,"
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"cigar-smoking, red-meat-eating,"
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"gun-toting New Yorker."
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"Just shoes and a shirt."
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"That's a look."
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"What you are not is a massage-giving, windsurfing, bongo-playing,"
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"teetotaling, vegan, peacenik, hippy"
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"like you soon to be ex-boyfriend, Gael."
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"Back me up here, Ted."
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"I'm just happy Robin's happy."
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""Where's Waldo" of exposed genitalia."
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"Except that it's really easy to find Waldo."
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"I'm evolved..."
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"and I'm enjoying living my life"
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"a little bit closer to the way Gael"
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"- and I did in Argentina. - Please."
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"Vacation romances have an expiration date."
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"Gael's got a "best if banged by" sticker on him."
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