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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S03E03)

"Once your romance starts to stink, you'll dump his ass down the drain"
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"like sour milk and go back to being "Unevolved Robin," the one we actually like."
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"Back me up here, Ted."
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"I'm just happy Robin's happy."
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"Ooh, here he comes. Switched to big words."
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"you'll recognize your dearth"
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"of compatibility with your paramour"
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"and conclude your association."
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"My journey was transformative."
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"and the philosophies he espouses."
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"What are we talking of?"
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"othell?"
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"This is all gonna return to masticate you in the gluteals."
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"I'm just jubilant my former paramour's jubilant."
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"To write the letter"
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"he hoped Lily would never have to read."
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""My dearest, sweetest, Lily pad."
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""Let this letter be a small beacon,"
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""a tiny firefly to help light your way"
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""through the years ahead."
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""My love for you persists"
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""higher than the Himalayas."
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"Deeper than a Scottish loch.""
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""If I died under suspicious circumstances,"then beware."
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""Trust no oneNot even Ted.""
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""Especially not Ted.""
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""Know that I'll always be there in your heart"whenever you need me,"
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""and that my love for you will never die."
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""Love..."
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"your marshmallow.""
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""M."
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""Teacher's pension account: A-3-9-3-2."
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""Cancel Vogue."
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"L.""
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"My windsurfing board..."
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"it had floated away."
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"And the shark..."
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"he was getting closer. They say to escape"
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"you punch a shark in the nose."
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"we are both children from the same Earth mother.""
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"And that's all I remember until the hospital."
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"That guy. Yeah."
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"That guy."
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"Look at how easy he has it."
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"You and me, we have to bend over backwards"
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"to get a woman to, well, bend over backwards."
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"But that guy..."
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"Every woman in the bar is hanging"
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"on his every slightly mispronounced word."
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"And why?"
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"He's better looking than us."
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"With and accent and an innocent smile,"
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"you don't even have to try. Yeah."
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"Plus automatic out, you're leaving in a couple of days."
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"God, I wish we were tourists. Yeah."
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"Actually..."
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"Okay, okay, we're from a small town in the south of France."
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"Our plane leaves Sunday morning."
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"Uh, hey, uh, howdy, ladies. Hate to bother you."
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"We seem to be a little bit lost."
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"Would you happen to know which street"
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"the Statue of Liberty's on?"
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"Actually, it's on its own island."
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"Ah. Thank you very..."
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"Uh, my name is, uh, Ignatius Peabody Nobel."
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"From East Westerton, Missouri."
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"And this is my friend, Ted."
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"Hi, um, I'm Colleen."
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"Hi, Colleen. This is Lindsay."
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"Hi, Lindsay."
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"So, hey,:you-you-you ladies, been awful nice to us."
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"What do you say..."
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"Ah, never mind. No..."
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"No, what is it?"
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"Well..."
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"it's just we're leaving Sunday morning."
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"It sure would be nice to have some real New Yorkers show us around."
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"Yeah."
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"Well, we're busy tonight, but..."
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"maybe tomorrow afternoon?"
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"After lunch?"
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"Well, hotdog!"
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"Should we..."
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"you want to just meet here"
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"in front of Mac... MacLaren's Pub?"
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"It's kind of a lame bar, but sure."
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"Really? It doesn't seem that lame to me."
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"It's pretty lame."
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"I think it's cool."
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"We'll see you tomorrow."
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"I'm just saying it seems like a kind of bar"
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"a lot of cool people would hang out at."
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"Okay, all right."
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"So, Gael, huh? Mmm."
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"Still going strong?"
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"Yeah, it's great. Amazing, fantastic, awesome."
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"Ooh, that's one too many."
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"What's going on?"
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"Well, now that I'm home,"
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"I'm finding myself getting annoyed"
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"Here, taste."
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"Oh. So good."
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"Here, taste."
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"Experience your food."
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"Ooh, sofa, ooh, sofa. Sofa, sofa, oh."
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"Ooh. I must have you."
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"Laptop, laptop, laptop!"
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"And you know what else?"
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"I'm still finding sand everywhere."
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"I mean, we haven't been to the beach since Argentina."
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"Where is all coming from?"
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"maybe you are going back to the person you were before the trip."
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"But I don't want to."
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"I was so happy down there."
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"No, you know what?"
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"I'm done complaining."
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"I'm evolving."
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"Just gonna go with the flow."
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"Wow."
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"Gael, you're peeing while I'm in the shower."
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