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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Mystery vs. History (S07E07)

"a picture of her from six months ago."
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"I don't understand-- is Mia standing behind"
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"They had cookies and cream."
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"And what you were saying about how women feel"
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"they have to starve themselves makes so much sense."
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"Ooh, hot dogs. Score!"
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"After that, background checks"
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"became standard operating procedure."
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"Unless you guys found something."
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"Are you sitting down?"
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"No."
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"She's wanted in Florida on crystal meth charges."
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"She breeds pit bulls for dog fighting."
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"- Also, the FBI... - What's this link?"
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"Anyway, she's still married to a death row inmate convicted..."
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"She gave Annie Hall two out of ten stars?"
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""Slow and overrated"?"
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"Really? That's your takeaway?"
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"It's the Wood Man at the height of his powers."
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"The way he broke the fourth wall by talking directly to camera?"
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"People have been ripping that off ever since."
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"Can you believe this guy?"
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"Paula Vincenzo."
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"She's in the bathroom."
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"What's wrong with her?"
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"Total psycho. Her Facebook wall"
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"has a link to a site about dating inanimate objects."
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"For most of last year, she was engaged..."
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"her and the mini fridge on a hike,"
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"her and the mini fridge in wine country,"
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"here's the mini fridge meeting her parents..."
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"Run like the wind."
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"So... want to go back to my place?"
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"Yeah, all right."
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"Well, thanks to us, you ran screaming from"
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"that freak show, right?"
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"- Absolutely. - Cuckoo!"
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"So what's the problem?"
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"You need us."
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"No, I don't, okay?"
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"I don't want a background check."
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"I want adventure and excitement."
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"Look, if it's a choice"
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"between mystery and history,"
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"I want mystery."
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"In fact..."
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"Uh, Janet."
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"I have a theory. People don't get the chance"
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"to just discover each other anymore, so..."
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"here's my idea."
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"Before we go out tomorrow,"
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"let's not do any prior Internet research on each other."
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"It sounds like I'm hiding something horrible, doesn't it?"
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"I'm pretty sure you're a serial killer."
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"I'm not. I'm not."
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"It's just, you know, like, when my parents met,"
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"they didn't have the Internet-- they just went out"
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"on a blind date and fell in love."
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"That's nice. And they're still together?"
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"Right up to the divorce."
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"The point is, I'd love to get to know you"
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"in person, not on my computer."
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"I like that. What started out"
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"sounding really creepy turned out really sweet."
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"That's kind of my move."
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"And she was"
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"on board with the whole "no Internet" thing?"
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"She loved it."
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"The bitch is hiding something."
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"The bitch is totally hiding something."
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"Hey, Ted, before you leave--"
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"is Janet McIntyre M-A-C or M-C?"
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"anything about her before the date."
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"You might want to see this, Ted-- naked pictures."
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"That's not Janet."
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"Who, now?"
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"Seriously..."
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"if you guys respect me as a friend..."
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"Well, Ted was pretty clear there, so..."
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"let's shut those laptops"
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"and go help Lily and Marshall, just like we promised."
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"Let's leave"
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"the laptops here and go paint that baby room."
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"Without laptops."
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"Or bring the laptops. Either way."
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"This is exciting."
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"I give you..."
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"the color our child will grow up with."
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"Yellow, like the sun."
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"Or daughter. Pun snuggle."
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"Oh, God, this room's about to get its first spit-up."
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"Just open the envelope already!"
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"Kevin, will you please tell Barney that it is"
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"perfectly normal for us to want to preserve the mystery."
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"I'm not here to analyze; I'm here to win boyfriend points."
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"By the way, you all look great, especially Robin."
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"Come on, if you don't know the gender,"
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"you're gonna get generic crap at the baby shower."
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"But if you do know the gender,"
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"you'll get, oh, I don't know, this!"
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"Marshall! Lights!"
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"Okay."
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"When little Jack's not turning double plays,"
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"he's turning heads with this"
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"And if it's a little girl..."
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"This royal ensemble may leave you speechless,"
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"but it's sure to make little Sally say,"
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""I wuv you, Mommy, and I wuv my dress,"
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"and I would love to see you in the shower.""
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"Sorry, I kind of fell out of character in that last part."
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"But if you don't know the gender..."
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"Little Fran is sure to be the pariah of the playground"
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"in this hermaphroditic burlap sack."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Marshall! Lights!"
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"Barney,"
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"you don't really care abo'."
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"No. You just"
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"can't stand"
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"not knowing something."
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