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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Mystery vs. History (S07E07)

"Nothing was a mystery anymore."
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"Hm."
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"I don't think you do."
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"proving that for years."
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"I'll see you in three days."
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"what do you want, a buffet?"
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"Every time I go on a first date,"
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"they snap right into research mode."
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"this morbidly obese wo... Oh, my God!"
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"The date with Nadine went great."
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"Oh, she also writes online movie reviews."
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"to a mini fridge. And there's pictures:"
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"Ted, I wouldn't..."
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"For the last time, I don't want to know"
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"stop looking."
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"home run of an outfit!"
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"They're six minutes into the date."
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"Kids, at that moment,"
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"But this is more exciting, right?"
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"So..."
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"Oh, my God,"
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"And to top it off,"
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"Second, I'm having trouble"
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"Okay, let's do this."
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"Annie Hall?"
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"to test whether a girl is cool?"
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"It's a..."
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"I can't really see the computer screen."
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"Listen, there's something you should know."
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"Internet extravaganza."
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"What?"
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"Oh, thank you."
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"It's not like I donated a kidney,"
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"it's best not to know."
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"We're having a boy."
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"We're having a boy."
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"By the fall of 2011, technology had taken"
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"a lot of the intrigue out of life."
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"The Internet had everyone's wall of information."
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"But, kids, there was a time before that,"
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"way back in the dark ages."
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"Are you people insane?!"
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"The most popular food in America is the cheeseburger!"
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"No way! It's pizza!"
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"Are we forgetting about a certain Mr. Furter,"
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"first name Frank?"
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"Um, what did every kid bring in their lunchbox"
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"every day till grade eight?"
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"Pancakes with maple syrup."
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"Thanks, Canada."
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"We're looking for a food the average American eats."
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"- Yeah. Yeah. - Oh!"
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"Chinese food."
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"And then came the smartphone."
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"Hey, remember"
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"when we were arguing about the most popular food?"
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"It's bread."
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"And the barroom debate was dead."
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"You guys are idiots!"
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"Okay, not completely dead. You are seriously telling me"
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"you don't want to open that envelope"
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"and find out if you're having a boy or a girl?"
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"Nope. Dr. Sonya only gave us this in case we wanted to know."
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"But we don't."
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"Lilypad and I are just gonna wait till that baby pops out"
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"and enjoy the big surprise."
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"Look, I have pretended to be a licensed therapist"
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"enough times to know there is something unhealthy"
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"about your not wanting to find out."
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"- Back me up here, Kev. - No, no, no, no, no."
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"This real therapist won't risk upsetting"
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"his wonderful new girlfriend by analyzing her wonderful friends."
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"No matter how mentally unbalanced they may be."
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"I hear you."
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"We just don't want to burden our little angel"
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"with all kinds of gender-specific expectations."
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"Boys can do ballet; girls can play football."
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"Hell, the Green Bay Packers have been"
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"That would've gotten a big laugh at a sports bar."
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"Well, I say define gender roles early."
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"All the other girls got a pretty dress"
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"and a cake when they turned 14."
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"Me..."
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"I want to go home, Daddy!"
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"That direction is nothing but wolves."
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"And 40 kilometers that way is the mining town of Smithers."
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"I'd take my chances with the wolves."
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"Well, wait, wh-what am I supposed to eat?"
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"Hey, you've got a knife, the forest is full of animals--"
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"Papa...!"
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"Happy birthday, son...!"
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"Got any thoughts on that, Doc?"
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"If you guys think I'm going near that, you're crazy."
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"Why'd you emphasize "you're"?"
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"No reason. You're pretty."
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"By the way, do you guys want to come over tomorrow night"
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"for sangria and tapas?"
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"Si. Muchas gracias. That sounds awesome."
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"Great. We're also gonna paint the nursery."
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"Oh, and a quick update on the sangria and tapas--"
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"that's cancelled. Mmm..."
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"Guess what smooth son of a bitch"
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"just picked up a girl at the bar?"
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"Barney, you're cheating on Nora already?"
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"No, guys, it's me."
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"Janet McIntyre."
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"Struck up a conversation at the bar"
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"while ordering, she guessed bread right away,"
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"we laughed, it was a thing, boom, going"
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"out tomorrow night."
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"- So, she said yes just like that? - Just like that."
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"There's something wrong with her."
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"No, no, no, no."
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"Stop it. They always do this."
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"It started by accident."
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"Ooh."
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"Hello?"
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"Ted, we did a little Internet research"
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"on your Mia Plumley."
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"We just sent you"
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