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Clips from The Boondocks - A Date with the Booty Warrior (S03E03)

"Anything can happen in there. We going inside, Mr. DuBois."
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"They already know what goes on in jail."
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"But we do our best to scare the living shit out of them."
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"Some of you are here today 'cause you think jail is cool."
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"But see y'all wouldn't know nothing about that shit."
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"Ain't shit cool about jail, nyukka!"
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"Ain't nothing cool."
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"I been here 10 years, and I ain't never getting out."
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"I ain't do much. Just kill somebody."
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"it's just about us in here,"
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"but this is about an oppressive,"
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"fucked-up system designed to keep niggas"
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"down and shit."
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"Y'all wouldn't know nothing about that."
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"What about you, little nigga?"
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"You know about that? Yes."
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"Oh, you know about that?"
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"Tell me what you know about that!"
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"The prison-industrial complex is a system situated"
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"at the intersection of government"
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"and private interests."
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"It uses prisons as a solution to social, political,"
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"It includes human rights violations,"
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"the death penalty,"
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"slave labor, policing, courts,"
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"the media, political prisoners,"
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"and the elimination of dissent."
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"Nigga, did you just say"
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"what I was trying to say but smarter?"
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"I like this little nigga."
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"But you left one thing out, little nigga."
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"Show of hands, how many people ever raped a man."
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"Pause. Heh-heh."
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"Uh-huh. How many people ever been raped by a man?"
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"You can't get no higher than that, nyukka."
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"You step in here, you getting raped."
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"I raped a few niggas myself."
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"I ain't really enjoy it, not that much."
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"Shit, it felt good to the motherfucker though."
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"but I did tear that motherfucking ass up, nigga,"
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"oppressive system did to me."
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"Now, me?"
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"I'm more of a romantic type."
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"I'll still rape you, but I'll definitely stroke"
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"your head lovingly while I do it."
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"See, cause I want you to like it."
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"But I..."
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"Sorry. I was distracted"
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"by that fine motherfucker right there."
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"I, uh... What's your name?"
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"Don't think that's, um... Tom."
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"Okay, now let's talk about Tom."
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"Tom is the type of nigga"
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"Medium brown."
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"Soft features. Tall and in shape,"
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"but still soft and squishy."
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"Now, I like to put the jelly inside my ass."
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"Then put some of this peanut butter on top of it."
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"But Tom here will be calling it lunch."
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"You know what the system does when you come to prison?"
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"They strip you. They strip you mentally,"
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"But-ass naked! What the fuck is you looking at nigga?"
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"Punch you right in your motherfucking temple, nigga."
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"You're supposed to be scaring the kids."
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"I said give me your clothes."
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"Start with your shoes. Hurry up."
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"You need some help? I got it."
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"really, don't want this to happen to you, okay?"
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"And your shirt too, nigga! Hurry up!"
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"Take it off!"
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"And he failed. He should have knocked"
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"my motherfucking head off."
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"And you know what that means, don't you?"
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"Tom, you getting raped."
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"When you go to prison, the most important thing"
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"in your life is gonna be booty."
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"Better listen to him."
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"A man's butt."
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"Booty, getting some booty"
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"is more important than eating food."
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"It's more important than drinking water."
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"If I see a man I like, I tell him like this here:"
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"Now, we can do this the easy way,"
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"or we can do it the hard way."
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"The choice is yours. What you want?"
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"What's it gonna be?"
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"Say it, nigga. I asked you a question, Tom."
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"I can't hear you. Say it, Tom!"
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"I- I don't want to answer."
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"Uh, excuse me I didn't hear you, Tom."
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"I said I-I don't want to answer."
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"I don't wanna..."
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"I don't wanna do this anymore."
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"All right, everybody calm down!"
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"Back up! Back up!"
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"You can't have my booty!"
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"Get him! Get him!"
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"And more reports coming in that hostages"
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"Oh, my God. I can't believe this."
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"Hello, 911 emergency."
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"Help me, please! Sir, please calm down."
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"What's your emergency?"
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"I'm inside William Horton Maximum Security Prison"
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"and they attacked the guards."
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"They've got hostages too."
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"Children. Oh, my God, I left the children."
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"Sir, where did you say you were again?"
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"I'm inside the prison."
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"How long before the cops come in and save us?"
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"Well, I wouldn't hold your breath."
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"Yeah, I got a guy on the phone that says"
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"he's at Horton Prison."
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"I- I don't know, I'll ask."
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"Uh, sir, have they raped you yet?"
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"Ha-ha-ha! Have they raped..."
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"No! What kind of a fucked up question is that?"
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"Hello? Hello."
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"You have a collect call from a correctional facility from:"
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"Do you accept the call?"
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"Yes! Yes! Honey!"
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