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Clips from The Boondocks - A Date with the Booty Warrior (S03E03)

"Riley had a shank and I... I didn't throw it away"
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"and then it started a riot."
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"Don't look at me, I was fighting with the guards."
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"Well, what do we do now? Ask him, it was his idea."
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"Wasn't no escape plan."
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"Uh, booty is more important than escaping."
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"So I said to myself when I seen that shank,"
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""This an opportunity for me to get some booty.""
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"That was it? Nigga, I thought you had demands."
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"Oh, I had demands."
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"I had demands to get some booty."
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"I thought this was supposed to be some Attica type shit."
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"Now, how y'all think that make me feel?"
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"Now I got to go hunt down the booty. Damn."
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"Tom!"
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"to them two little gorilla chimps over there."
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"But leave these beautiful little white children alone."
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"Are you gonna rape us?"
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"Hey, nigga. Hey, didn't I just say"
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"we ain't gonna hurt no kids? So shut the fuck up"
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"and let me think!"
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"No plan, huh? We didn't exactly"
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"put a whole lot of thought into this,"
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"you know what I'm saying? Guess we just kind of,"
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"you know, got caught up in the motherfucking moment."
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"You have grievances, right?"
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"Like a motherfucker."
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"Well, you got hostages."
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"Make a list of reasonable demands"
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"in exchange for the hostages and this might all work out."
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"Hey, yo, what y'all think, niggas?"
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"Should we try to like, uh, you know what I'm saying"
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"and shit, like, uh, negotiate"
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"with these motherfuckers for stuff?"
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"There's definitely some things I'd like to see changed."
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"we need to do it right. We can't just be acting like"
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"out there just be shouting out demands and shit."
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"Ha! Good luck! Baboon Bama'll be in here soon too."
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"Hey, hey! You ain't too fat"
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"and ugly to get raped, motherfucker."
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"I apologize for my outburst."
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"Honey, just stay there. Let the professionals handle it."
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"I have to make it right."
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"I love you, sweetie. Tom!"
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"No, please don't be brave."
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"Bravery isn't your thing."
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"I love you, sweetie."
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"Okay, so all the motions"
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"brought before this motherfucking committee"
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"to add, uh, a demand to the official list of demands"
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"will be ratified with a motherfucking"
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"majority vote, nigga. Unless that demand is vetoed"
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"from the committee chief executive,"
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"at which point it will require"
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"I'm the motherfucking chief executive, motherfucker."
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"I didn't vote for you. I thought this was"
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"a democracy, you autocratic motherfucker."
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"Come over here, and say that shit"
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"and I'll turn your motherfucking teeth upside down."
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"by each member of the Executive Riot Committee"
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"in order of prison ID number,"
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"for a period not to exceed 90 minutes' time."
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"Well, wait a goddamn minute."
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"Who the fuck is this Executive Riot Committee?"
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"Us."
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"Okay, good."
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"First motion to introduce a demand for rafification:"
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"Brother Huey, let the record"
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"show that the motion has passed."
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"Yeah! Bitches!"
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"White bitches. Wait."
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"Isn't that covered in bitches?"
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"Well, then we have to go back and amend"
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"Why we gotta have a white bitch"
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"To me it's a wasted demand."
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"They never gonna give us a white bitch."
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"We got to stand up,"
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"Well, fuck it then, I want me an Alaskan bitch."
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"Beggars can't be choosers, motherfucker."
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"We have white hostages."
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"Man, y'all being too picky, man."
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"A bitch is a bitch."
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"Man, look, look, why can't y'all"
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"just shut the fuck up and be happy"
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"I guess you never heard the phrase "Yes, we can.""
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"It's my God-given right as an inmate"
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"to have a white bitch. That's not a God-given right"
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"for an inmate. Or anyone else, really."
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"Oh. Well, I may not have a God-given right"
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"to white bitches. But I do have a God-given right"
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"to ask for white bitches."
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"Hey, he's right."
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"Motion to add "white bitches""
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"to the official list of demands."
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"Everyone in favor?"
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"Motion passes. Please add"
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"Okay, next motion."
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"Okay, so the list "Bitches."
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""White bitches, Asian bitches,"
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""Brazilian bitches,"
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"Isn't there anything else you guys want?"
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"You may never get this chance again."
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"Anything else?"
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"I thought that's what the magazine was for."
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"No. I'm gonna knock that down too."
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"What about an end to the outsourcing"
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"I like that. Yeah, yeah. That's not bad."
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"What if we keep doing the work"
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"but they pay us in white bitches?"
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"Yo, that's crazy."
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"Man, white bitches. I'd work my ass off."
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"Come on."
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"Best, you know what? I'd love to be paid in white bitches."
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"There's a service exit not far from here."
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"I told you, y'all would be safe"
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"with your Uncle Ruckus."
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"Ruckus, where's Huey and Riley?"
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"Where they belong, with the convicts."
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"You got peanut allergies!"
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"It belongs to me."
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