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Clips from The Boondocks - A Date with the Booty Warrior (S03E03)

"A man's butt? Excuse me?"
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"will be doing anything any kind of way."
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"Okay, cut. This isn't working."
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"Someone get this guy out..."
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"No. Please! I'm a warrior!"
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"* I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun *"
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"* The story that just begun *"
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"* And I'm 'a remain a soldier *"
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"* Chop, chop, chop Judo flip *"
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"Tom DuBois was widely known"
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"Tom had a fear of going to jail"
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"and being anally raped."
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"You see me looking at you. Gimme your ass."
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"...and basic self-defense."
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"It was a long road to recovery."
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"This is the third time your boys have been caught"
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"This is a permission slip for our Scared Stiff program."
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"of going to prison and being anally raped."
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"That's fantastic, Tom."
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"Way to go, Tom! Way to go, buddy."
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"Anybody wanna come with me?"
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"No."
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"becoming a defense attorney."
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"Imagine it, sweetie."
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"And remember, nothing metal in your pockets."
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"Come on aboard!"
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"Nothing. Give it here."
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"It's tougher to shock kids nowadays."
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"It ain't like the nyukka ain't have it coming."
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"He sure did. Y'all think"
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"and economic problems."
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"Right up the motherfucking brown eye, baby."
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"I ain't let that nigga kiss me or nothing,"
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"I ain't gonna lie about it."
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"But that's what the Man's"
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"Now, you don't have to like it."
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"that gives us wet dreams up in here."
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"I call it a peanut butter-jelly and asshole sandwich."
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"Yeah, nigga!"
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"emotionally, and they strip you naked."
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"Give me your clothes. Beat his ass."
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"Now you see this, kids? You really,"
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"Okay. Y'all motherfuckers looking, huh?"
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"Tom just got his motherfucking manhood tested."
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"I likes you, and I want you."
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"So back up! Back up!"
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"are being held inside the prison."
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"Oh, my God. Listen, you have to help!"
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"Oh, Tom! What's wrong?"
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"Damn it, who let that booty get away?"
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"Please. Do what you want"
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"Now, that's good. That's good."
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"But it is okay if you do hurt them."
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"Might as well make the best of it."
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"a bunch of wild ignorant niggas"
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"We got a motherfucking black president now."
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"No. This is all my f-fault."
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"If I don't come back, tell Jazmine that I-I..."
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"a two-third majority vote to pass."
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"Yo, who gets to be the chief executive?"
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"The chief executive is a rotating office to be held"
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"Oh yeah, right."
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"Please add "bitches" to the official list of demands."
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"Okay, next motion?"
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"Hold up! Bitches and white bitches"
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"is two different things."
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"the previous demand to specify white bitches."
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"and not just demand bitches, but white bitches."
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"We have the strategic leverage to get white bitches."
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""white bitches" to the official list of demands."
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"As soon as they get the bitches in here"
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""East Indian Bitches, West Indian Bitches..."
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"Ruckus! Come on!"
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""Broadband internet porn, K- Y Jelly, Condoms,"
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"Viagra, People magazine, and Alaskan bitches.""
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"of prison labor to private companies?"
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"Niggas know they way through prison."
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"Hey, yo, nigga! Where the hostages?"
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"Aw, my precious little white children."
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"You left Huey and Riley?"
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"Course I did."
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"Tom! Tom, are you crazy?"
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"Tom! Stay away from that tossed-salad guy!"
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"You! I'm talking to you!"
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"The booty is mine."
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"You can't have my booty."
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"The booty is mine, it belongs to me,"
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"Mm-hm, come on, Tom."
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"Did y'all know about this?"
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"disband the Executive Riot Committee,"
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"Pfft. I can't believe this is supposed to scare me."
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"with a real nigga like me up in here."
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"They gotta put me in a jail for, like,"
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"real nigga little kids."
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"Hold on, I just got out of the shower."
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"There's some juice on the table."
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"Mm-hm. Take your time."
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"You wanna explain to me what you're doing here?"
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"I came looking for booty."
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"You came looking for sex with an underage boy?"
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"Oh, no. I ain't come looking for no little boys."
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"I ain't got no milk, no cookies, nothing."
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"I came looking for man's butt."
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"But see I calls you Chris Handsome."
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"I watch your TV show all the time."
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"So you can go ahead and bring in them cameras"
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"and them police is waiting outside."
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"It don't make me no difference."
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"Now, I'll tell you what."
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"I like you, and I want you."
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"Now, we can do this the easy way,"
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"or we can do it the hard way."
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"The choice is yours."
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"Okay, I see you choosing the hard way."
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"Don't make me ruin that butt, Chris!"
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"* I am the visual The inspiration *"
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"* That made lady Sing the blues *"
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"* I'm the spark That makes your idea bright *"
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"* The same spark That lights the dark *"
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"* So that you can know Left from right *"
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