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Clips from The Boondocks - A Date with the Booty Warrior (S03E03)

"* The inner glow That lets you know *"
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"* To call your brother sun *"
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"* Till the war is won Won *"
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"* Chop, chop, chop Judo flip *"
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"to be a friend of the gay community."
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"Tom was a crusader for gay marriage."
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"He marched in gay pride parades."
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"He watched gay movies and never once turned away"
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"or even made a face during the gay sex scenes."
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"Wow."
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"Sean Penn is amazing."
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"But beneath Tom's support of the gay community"
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"was a dark secret."
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"Hey, hey, hey nigga."
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"You got a nice little ass, nigga."
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"Gimme your ass, nigga."
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"The phobia got so bad"
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"he took a leave of absence from his job."
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"Eventually, he stopped leaving the house altogether."
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"Finally, Tom found a program specializing in his phobia,"
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"treating patients with a combination"
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"of group therapy... My name is Tom."
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"And I have a fear of going to jail"
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"and being anally raped."
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"Hi, Tom."
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"confidence-building affirmations..."
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"My booty is mine."
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"It belongs to me."
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"You cannot take my booty."
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"So when grabbed from behind,"
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"The first thing we do is drop our center of gravity."
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"Then, we thrust our hips backwards"
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"and our arms forward, breaking the hold."
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"Okay, Tom. Now, I'll do you"
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"and you try to get me off."
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"I can't!"
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"This time, it was a brawl against five other boys."
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"What happened to him? He got in the way."
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"You have two options, Mr. Freeman."
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"The first is that both of your boys"
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"are expelled from school."
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"Ooh, I'll take that one."
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"Pick that one, Granddad!"
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"And, uh, what's the other?"
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"We send your boys to prison."
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"Hold up. Don't you think that's a little..."
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"Delinquent students visit a real jail"
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"so they can interact with real inmates"
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"and see the real future that awaits them"
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"if they continue with their pathological behavior."
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"Ooh, I change my mind, Granddad!"
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"Pick jail! Pick jail! Pick jail! Pick jail!"
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"Please let me go to jail!"
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"Tom, do you have something"
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"you'd like to share with the group?"
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"Why, yes I do."
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"My name is Tom. And I am no longer afraid"
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"And to prove it, tomorrow I'm going to prison."
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"Did he say...?"
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"I've agreed to chaperone a Scared Stiff program."
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"I'm taking a group of troubled youths to prison"
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"so they can mend their ways."
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"Well, that's excellent, Tom."
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"Whoa, man, are you sure about that?"
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"Absolutely. I'm looking forward to it."
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"See? Tom is going to face his fears head on."
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"And he's gonna walk out of that prison with his rectum"
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"and his peace of mind intact."
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"No? Okay."
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"Honey, it is great that you're making"
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"so much progress with the therapy,"
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"but I just don't want you"
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"to think you have to prove anything to anyone."
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"Oh, honey... Look, I'm not worried"
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"about your safety,"
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"and go back to how you were."
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"You know, I was thinking about"
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"But how can I do that"
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"if I'm too scared to step foot in prison?"
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"How would I meet with the clients?"
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"Wow! Tom. I had no idea."
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"Saving people from anal rape"
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"instead of sending them to it."
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"And that's what this trip is about."
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"These boys need this trip."
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"They don't fear jail at all,"
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"which means they'll probably end up there"
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"if no one does anything."
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"Don't you see, honey?"
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"If I'm afraid to live my life"
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"then the anal rapists win."
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"My anus is gonna be fine."
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"And I'm gonna make sure those young boys' anuses"
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"are just fine too."
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"Okay, guys, remember to stay"
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"with the group at all times."
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"The guards will take it away from you"
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"and you won't get it back, okay?"
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"Ah, okay, this is it."
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"All right, alrighty."
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"My name is Uncle Ruckus, Volunteer Corrections Officer."
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"Next stop, Willie Horton Maximum Security Prison."
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"Now, you white children be prepared."
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"This is gonna be like a trip to the zoo."
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"your Uncle Ruckus will protect you."
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"And as for you Negroes,"
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"well, this just gonna be like a trip to the future."
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"So it should be exciting for everybody!"
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"We got mm-hm, all right..."
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"Wait, where's Riley?"
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"Riley, what are you doing?"
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"Riley, I am very disappointed in you."
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"Now go get on that bus. We going inside, Mr. DuBois."
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"Anything can happen in there."
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"I gots to have my shank."
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"You want me make you one?"
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"I brought an extra toothbrush."
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"Now. Man, if something happens,"
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"it's your fault."
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"If something happens, it's your fault."
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