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Clips from Batman - The Thirteenth Hat (S01E01)

"My super instant mesmerizer. It never fails."
Batman
"is back to his fiendish practices?"
Batman
"A fork-tailed petrel and a black-footed albatross"
Batman
"[theme music]"
Batman
"Nobody's safe when that human scourge prowls our streets."
Batman
"[telephone ringing]"
Batman
"I repeat, clear all exits for the Batmobile."
Batman
"for the Mad Hatter and his slippery stooges.."
Batman
"The biggest."
Batman
"once and for all before he meets his gory end."
Batman
"Jervis, I don't dare."
Batman
"And this for shrinking and sizing hat bodies."
Batman
"Yes, Washington's, Jefferson's"
Batman
"It'll be top hat and tails from now on."
Batman
"That's my name."
Batman
"Well, it super instant-ed the fire chief, alright."
Batman
"How did you know? How could you have guessed?"
Batman
"[Bat-phone beeping]"
Batman
"Oh, no, no, no."
Batman
"Actually, I like the one you're wearing very much better."
Batman
"Or her hat."
Batman
"I'm sitting for a statue he's making of me."
Batman
"to help inspire the convicts in his rehabilitation program."
Batman
"[dramatic music]"
Batman
"(Robin) 'Gosh, yes, Batman.'"
Batman
"[bell ringing]"
Batman
"The Mad Hatter?"
Batman
"[speaking in French]"
Batman
"It's working better than I dreamed."
Batman
"Cowl or no cowl. Batman is still Batman."
Batman
"He gave himself away with that remark about my statue's head."
Batman
"You're not going to hand him your cowl, are you?"
Batman
"What did you do that for, boss?"
Batman
"[chuckling]"
Batman
"♪ Batman ♪"
Batman
"♪ Batman ♪"
Batman
"[instrumental music]"
Batman
"(male announcer) Another glorious morning in Gotham city."
Batman
"The day people are just starting to work."
Batman
"And the night people are ready to call it a day."
Batman
"[humming]"
Batman
"[whirring]"
Batman
"Okay, boys, carry him out."
Batman
"Hey, just a minute."
Batman
"That's my cap."
Batman
"[whirring]"
Batman
"Take him along, too, boys."
Batman
"Look, look, look, you."
Batman
"What are you doing with my hat?"
Batman
"[whirring]"
Batman
"Add him to the list."
Batman
"Right."
Batman
"Three more hats"
Batman
"stolen right out from under our noses."
Batman
"Not to mention their owners."
Batman
"I would say a pattern is beginning to take shape."
Batman
"- A pattern, sir? - A villainous pattern, indeed."
Batman
"At this rate, no hat in Gotham City"
Batman
"will be safe from Jervis Tetch."
Batman
"You mean the accursed Mad Hatter"
Batman
"Who else?"
Batman
"It was a sad day, indeed, when the word "parole" was coined."
Batman
"If memory serves me, commissioner"
Batman
"the Mad Hatter not only is a mortal enemy of Gotham City"
Batman
"but also--"
Batman
"Precisely, Chief O'Hara."
Batman
"The Cowled Crusader, himself"
Batman
"was a witness at the Mad Hatter's last trial."
Batman
"We have no other choice."
Batman
"We need his help and now."
Batman
"Let's hope to heaven we can reach him."
Batman
"[beeping]"
Batman
"But can they reach him?"
Batman
"Or are millionaire, Bruce Wayne"
Batman
"and his youthful ward, Dick Grayson"
Batman
"up to something else this morning"
Batman
"in stately Wayne Manor?"
Batman
"I'll summon him, sir."
Batman
"You sent to Italy for that piece of rock?"
Batman
"Piece of rock?"
Batman
"Why, this is carrara marble, Dick."
Batman
"Famous from antiquity and still being quarried."
Batman
"Gee, carrara marble."
Batman
"Uh, it's just possible this bust was sculptured"
Batman
"by the famous Carnato himself."
Batman
"Gosh, Carnato?"
Batman
"One of the great masters. When we have more time,"
Batman
"I'll acquaint you with the processes of sculpturing."
Batman
"It's fascinating, after which I devoted many hours of study."
Batman
"I'd like to hear about it, Bruce."
Batman
"Forgive me for interrupting, sir."
Batman
"But it's the Bat-phone."
Batman
"Hot diggity."
Batman
"I'm in a quandary, Bruce."
Batman
"The Gotham City gourmet society"
Batman
"tea tasting is this afternoon."
Batman
"And I don't know whether to start with"
Batman
"oolong or pekoe."
Batman
"Well, whatever decision you make, Aunt Harriet"
Batman
"I'm sure it'll be the right one."
Batman
"Uh, they just called to report"
Batman
"they sighted a black-footed albatross"
Batman
"at Sleighter's Slew."
Batman
"And maybe a fork-tailed petrel."
Batman
"on the day of the tea tasting?"
Batman
"You know how they are about their bird sighting, madam."
Batman
"- Yes, commissioner? - Jervis Tetch."
Batman
"- Him again? - We'll be right over."
Batman
"To the Bat-poles."
Batman
"[theme music]"
Batman
"♪ Batman ♪"
Batman
"♪ Batman ♪"
Batman
"♪ Batman ♪"
Batman
"♪ Batman ♪"
Batman
"♪ Batman Batman Batman ♪"
Batman
"♪ Batman Batman Batman ♪"
Batman
"♪ Na na na na na na na ♪"
Batman
"♪ Batman ♪♪"
Batman
"[dramatic music]"
Batman
"[engine revving]"
Batman
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