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Clips from Batman - The Thirteenth Hat (S01E01)

"[music continues]"
Batman
"I couldn't agree with you more, commissioner."
Batman
"It's the work of the Mad Hatter."
Batman
"It's possible he's planning to unleash a new"
Batman
"reign of terror in our fair city."
Batman
"Terrifying defenseless citizens"
Batman
"with that super instant mesmerizer in his high hat."
Batman
"That devil of a trademark. Where will he stop?"
Batman
"In the court of law, Chief O'Hara."
Batman
"Where he's been stopped before."
Batman
"Exactly."
Batman
"When you testified against him in his last trial"
Batman
"he said he'd get you, if it was the last thing he ever did."
Batman
"Few men die of threats, Robin."
Batman
"Commissioner Gordon."
Batman
"Yes."
Batman
"Right away."
Batman
"He struck again."
Batman
"He just stole the fire chief's hat"
Batman
"and the fire chief from the convention hall."
Batman
"- Holy helmets. - Will you need reinforcements?"
Batman
"Thanks, chief. I think it's best for you and your men"
Batman
"to stand by closely until we catch this tricky devil."
Batman
"You have our gratitude."
Batman
"Thank you, Commissioner Gordon."
Batman
"Fighting crime deserves no gratitude."
Batman
"It's my fervent that warped minds such as his"
Batman
"can be rehabilitated once and for all."
Batman
"Clear all exits for the Batmobile."
Batman
"[engine revving]"
Batman
"But, at the same time, in this old building"
Batman
"which doubles as a warehouse and the secret hideout"
Batman
"[dramatic music]"
Batman
"There. Two more to go."
Batman
"will, at last, be properly topped."
Batman
"- How whimsical, Jervis. - Thank you, Lisa."
Batman
"It's a pleasure to share my moments of triumph with you."
Batman
"I'm supposed to be on my coffee break."
Batman
"At least, that's what I told Madam Magda."
Batman
"Little does she know she's to be my next victim."
Batman
"Oh, how merry, Jervis."
Batman
"Before we get to the next victim"
Batman
"when do we get the next meal?"
Batman
"Gettin' bonnets for the dummies ain't filling our stomachs."
Batman
"Or our wallets."
Batman
"Our wallets will be filled, boys."
Batman
"As soon as I've completed the most fantastic"
Batman
"hat snatch of my glorious career."
Batman
"Batman's cowl?"
Batman
"Precisely."
Batman
"Jervis, that's positively waggish."
Batman
"Waggish, maybe."
Batman
"But taking on Batman's a big order, boss."
Batman
"Not only will I add his cowl to my unique collection"
Batman
"but I will have exposed our monstrous enemy"
Batman
"You rogue."
Batman
"Many others have tried killing Batman."
Batman
"Many others do not have the lethal equipment"
Batman
"of my hat factory, Dicer."
Batman
"Start the motors."
Batman
"Excellent for sheering rabbit fur."
Batman
"Think what it would do to a man's skin."
Batman
"These stretchers form felt"
Batman
"into the shape of hat crowns."
Batman
"What form would they shape a man's muscles and marrow?"
Batman
"Mush. Oatmeal mush."
Batman
"Crown croppers."
Batman
"And this, a felt shredder."
Batman
"Or should I say a shredder of a chubby felt?"
Batman
"[both laughing]"
Batman
"But why not shrink and size the body of Batman himself?"
Batman
"Oh, my heart leaps with joy"
Batman
"when I think that one day"
Batman
"my dastardly adversary"
Batman
"may end up as a hat rim or crown."
Batman
"Or even.."
Batman
"...a tassel on a Tam O' Shanter."
Batman
"A Tam O' Shanter. Oh, you pixie."
Batman
"Oh."
Batman
"I swore vengeance when he testified against me."
Batman
"And I'll get it."
Batman
"I'll get it."
Batman
"Of course, you will, darling."
Batman
"When do we get our break?"
Batman
"I heard that, Cappy."
Batman
"Why do you think I snatched the owner"
Batman
"of each hat the way I did?"
Batman
"The jury is still out."
Batman
"Regalez vous."
Batman
"[dramatic music]"
Batman
"What an antique idea."
Batman
"We'll reach a verdict, soon."
Batman
"Two more jurors and I'll ask the biggest ransom"
Batman
"Gotham City has ever heard of."
Batman
"All of this country's presidents hats"
Batman
"currently on loan at the Gustonian Institution."
Batman
"Presidents hats?"
Batman
"Lincoln's, Grant's, worth millions."
Batman
"You're a genius, Jervis."
Batman
"And all topped by Batman's cowl."
Batman
"Oh, don't worry boys."
Batman
"It may be tougher than you think, trapping the Batman"
Batman
"in his hideout without getting the cops involved."
Batman
"[chuckling]"
Batman
"I've thought of that too carefully."
Batman
"That's why I picked another spot."
Batman
"That's where you.."
Batman
"...and Madam Magda come in, Lisa."
Batman
"And here's where I leave."
Batman
"I can't be late for work, Jervis."
Batman
"I don't want to jeopardize my job"
Batman
"at the millinery shop."
Batman
"Don't worry my dear, it'll all be so simple."
Batman
"[dramatic music]"
Batman
"So very simple."
Batman
"But what of Batman and Robin?"
Batman
"Little realizing the enormity"
Batman
"of the Mad Hatter's abominable schemes"
Batman
"our dauntless duo cross questions"
Batman
"a frightened hat check girl."
Batman
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