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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - The Ski Lift (S05E05)

"- Oh, good. Did you say hello for me? - I did."
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"and I couldn't help but mention the..."
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"- No. - Really?"
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"He said the problem didn't lie with his small penis,"
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"With your big vagina."
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"- Is that what he did?! - Yeah."
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"- Big. - This is my vagina?"
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"Huge. Huge."
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"Are you kidding? I don't have a big vagina."
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"- You got the huge vagina. - Oh, do I?"
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"You got the huge vagina. It's not necessary."
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"Methinks the lady doth protest too much."
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"Hm."
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"This guy is the head of the whole kidney consortium."
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"I got him eating out of my hand. He's going skiing with me."
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"Holy shit. That would be unbelievable!"
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"He's a yankee fan... Big Mickey mantle fan."
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"Let me give him the Mickey mantle ball."
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"You're out of your fucking mind? You don't want it?"
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"Give that guy the Mickey mantle ball, it's done, it's over."
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"All right, give it to him. Give it to him."
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"- Hey. - What?"
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"- Where's the ball? - I don't know."
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"What? Look, maybe it rolled off."
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"- Is it there? - No."
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"- You're kidding me. - No."
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"Oh, Mickey."
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"Goddamn it! ( Coughs )"
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"- Oh, shit. - Who's been here?"
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"It's no way my friends are gonna take anything,"
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"and her... I see her leave with the same uniform."
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"She has no pockets. I mean, if she, if she hid a ball in there,"
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"it would look like an elephant tumor."
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"Unless..."
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"Oh, hey."
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"There was a Mickey mantle ball,"
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"his 500th home run"
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"right over over there,"
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"and it's missing."
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"Could a ball worth an excess of $20,000"
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"just disappear into thin air?"
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"Wanna tell me what you're driving at?"
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"I'll tell you what I'm driving at."
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"I submit you took that baseball,"
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"- This bread... - Good bread, right?"
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"My second piece... I'm surprised you're even letting me."
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"- The bread and the croutons. - Hey, by the way, have you seen my cell phone?"
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"- You can't find it? - No."
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"- No, it's gone. - We'll look again when we get home."
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"Oh, remember?"
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"- You invited me to the ski lodge? - Yeah."
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"- I've changed my mind. - Jeff: Gonna go?"
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"- Really? - We... I'd like to go."
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"- Susie: Great. Oh that'll be great. - You didn't tell me that."
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"- I would love to try snowboarding. - Yeah, I'm gonna try it."
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"- That's good. - That's fun. You'll like that."
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"- Cheryl: Oh my gosh. - I'm not gonna snowboard."
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"- Cheryl: That's okay. - Oh, and I hope you don't mind,"
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"but, ahem... I've also"
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"taken the Liberty, with your permission,"
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"Wait, what do you mean, an orthodox... an orthodox Jew and his daughter?"
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"- Okay. - The guy?"
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"- The guy, yeah. - Women: What guy?"
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"Okay, he's the head of the kidney consortium"
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"and I'm trying to get Richard Lewis moved up on the list."
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"Let's be realistic. You're trying to get Lewis moved up on the list"
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"- or you're trying to save your own kidney? - What's the difference?"
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"- Let's be clear here on what it's about. - Okay, fine."
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"- to spend a weekend with these people. - Why would you take them..."
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"- Susie: You know what? You... - He can have my kidney!"
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"I'll walk around with a dialysis machine. That will be fine!"
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"- That's fine. Don't worry about it. - If you gotta do it,"
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"We don't have a choice. You invited them."
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"Jeff: We don't have a choice, but it's a mitzvah."
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"- You spend time with them. - Cheryl: I'm not going to hang out with them all day."
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"- Unfortunately, that's not the worst of the situation. - Jeff: What?"
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"- She's a wonderful cook, isn't she? My susie? - Susie: My pleasure."
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"- Larry: Interesting, interesting. - Uh, we met at a hillel..."
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"- Mixer, a function. - Oh, in college?"
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"Yes, a singles and he was there trying to pick up every girl imaginable."
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"- I was pretty swinging in those days. - Susie: Yes."
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"Larry: I was in the band, okay?"
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"- Susie: Not true, not true. - Like a rock band?"
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"- Larry: Jewish folk music, Jewish folk songs. - Susie: Folk, folk."
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"Um, "my freaking back is killing me and""
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"it's making it hard to kvell"..."
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"- "Larry David and the hipsters." - Susie: Yeah."
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"And then, I left the hipsters,"
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"- and I just became Larry David. - Susie: Larry David."
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"That's was the... ( Speaks Hebrew )"
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"It was an attraction out of pity 'cause I'm always the one"
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"You remind me a little of my wife... ( Speaks Hebrew )"
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"- Eh... - girl: Very."
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"Larry: So, anyway, enough about us."
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"that finds kidneys for..."
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"- Needy recipients. - Girl: Global."
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"A very, very dear friend of mine actually..."
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"- Ben: Needs a kidney. - Needs a kidneys and he's..."
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"- Ben: Sorry. - He's on the bottom of the list, Richard Lewis,"
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"- Susie: Wonderful comedian. - Wears black all the time."
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"- Susie: Yes, yeah. - I would give him my own kidney,"
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"- if only we were a match, but unfortunately... - Girl: Yeah."
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"- Girl: Of course. - ( Speaks Hebrew )"
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"( Mimics Hebrew )"
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"- Excuse me? - ( Mimics Hebrew )"
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"( Gasping )"
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"- What do you think you're doing? - I'm not doing anything."
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"- What are you doing in bed with me? - My back hurts."
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"- Come on. - You know how much I've done for you this weekend?"
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"- Get the fuck out of bed. - It's cold."
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"Get the fuck out of bed!"
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"- What's that smell? - What? Eggs."
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"What?! bacon?!"
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"What, are you crazy? You're making bacon?!"
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"- What? - Huh?"
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"People don't eat bacon. What, are you nuts?"
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"It's not kosher. People... kosher,"
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"I did fine. How did you do?"
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"I missed you, honey."
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"I missed you too."
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