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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - The Ski Lift (S05E05)

"- Good morning. - Good morning."
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"- Cheryl: Good morning. - Uh, were these not the plates"
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"(a we ate the pot roast on last night?"
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"They are the same plates, but they've been washed."
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"- What?! - I shouldn't be having dairy on these kind of plates."
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"You know, as you know, the dairy and the meat are on two separate plates."
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"That's a necessary rule of being kosher."
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"Where are the milchig plates? Where are they?"
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"- The milchig plates! - Where are they?"
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"The milchig plates... well, they should be in the cabinet."
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"You were told about the milchig plates, were you not?"
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"- Okay. Well, I'm sorry about the uh... - that's fine,"
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"- I have to bury the plate and we're gonna be done with it. - You're gonna do what?"
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"- You have to bury the plate. - Why would you bury a plate?"
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"Why would you bury a plate?"
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"Tell her."
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"- Purify, you have to purify. - I'm sure you probably have a whole set of China"
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"- in your backyard. - You can't just wash it and call it a day?"
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"- Uh, no we can't. I guess we'll starve tonight. - No, no, you can't wash it"
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"- Do you wanna bury it as the man of the house? - Nah, you bury."
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"- As a respect... - You bury, you bury."
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"I don't like to bury before coffee."
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"- Do I smell bacon? - Bacon?"
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"Well... - no. Oh, I was a little gassy."
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"I lit a match."
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"You are a guest in this house."
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"Larry."
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"( Grunts, groaning )"
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"Get off my skis."
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"- Whoa-ho. Hey hey hey hey hey. - Hey hey hey."
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"- Ben: New world record. - Whoa."
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"- Hello, Ben. - Hello.."
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"- Hello, Rachel. - Hi, Larry."
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"- How much fun is this? - I'm having a good time."
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"- I'm gonna go for another run. - Go go, sweetheart, go."
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"- All right. - Why don't you go with her?"
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"- You got time for one more run. - One more?"
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"- Go ahead. - One more run. Okay."
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"- I'm just gonna go back. - No, there's time."
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"No no, we're losing time. No no, it's fine. I'm tired."
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"He'll keep you company. ( Speaks Hebrew )"
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"- ( Mimics Hebrew ) - ( Ben laughs )"
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"Larry, incidentally, the thing we were discussing earlier."
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"I think I can move him up on the list."
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"I'm fainting. I'm gonna faint."
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"I know where you're going... When he dies..."
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"- God bless you. - You're taking an escalator up there."
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"God bless you. Now you two kids go. Go ski."
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"What do people have against whistlers?"
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"- Can you answer me this question? - I think it's annoying."
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"I think it's 'cause they don't like to see people happy."
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"Is there anything more disgusting than that?"
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"You know what I find very interesting?"
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"Hey, when we get back to the lodge,"
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"how about you and I having a doodling contest, huh?"
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"- What do you say? - I'm feeling nauseous right now."
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"Oh, you've gotta be kidding me."
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"- Larry: What's going on? - Don't worry."
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"It happens all the time."
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"Should only be a few minutes."
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"It's been 15 minutes already."
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"Shkiyas hachama. That's what's going on."
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"Sundown."
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"I can't be here alone with you after sundown."
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"- Why not? - Because you're a man"
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"and I'm a single woman."
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"- So? - So it's not allowed."
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"- Hashem says so. - Hashem?"
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"- Do you know anything? - No, hashem, I know."
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"No such thing as extenuating circumstances."
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"Well, you got another half hour."
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"- 5:41. Shkiyas hachama is at 5:41. - All right."
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"- Well, that's a half hour. - Fine."
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"They'll fix it."
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"- Freezing! - ( snorts )"
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"- You hungry? - Yes, I'm very hungry."
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"Hey!"
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"Edible underwear!"
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"I must... the private investigator..."
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"When I went... unreal!"
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"- They're not bad. - ( Sighs )"
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"- No, thank you. - Take a bite."
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"- I'm fine. - Take a bite."
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"Somebody's gonna have to jump."
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"- Oh, stop. - Stop what?"
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"I can't be here with you after sundown!"
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"There's no other way. Somebody's gonna have to jump!"
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"You're gonna have to jump!"
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"What, are you fucking nuts?"
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"What?"
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"- No. - Hold my phone."
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"( Whimpers )"
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"- ( Muted thuds ) - ( muffled groan )"
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"( Phone rings )"
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"- Yeah, hi, Larry. - Listen, what I told you earlier about the kidney?"
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"- Yeah, yeah. - It's not gonna happen."
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"You're shitting me. Why not?!"
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"- Oh, shit. - Hey, listen,"
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"I don't know. Did you leave..."
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"Did Larry David leave his cell phone in the house?"
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"- Lisa: No. - Richard: No."
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"- pick it up, okay? - Fine, fine."
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"( Continues ringing )"
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"( Theme music playing )"
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"- Well, I'm gonna take off. - When are you coming back?"
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"- I'm Lisa, his nurse. - Oh, I'm Larry."
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"- Big vagina?! - Gigantic vagina!"
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"who've been labeled with "small penis.""
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"Oh. Hi, doctor."
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"- Excuse me. - The frequent visits,"
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"What's going on?"
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"I think you've been waiting for this man to die"
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"I think you know what kind of person would do that, Mr. David."
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"Drives a gold Cadillac."
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"Jeff: All right, good. Let's get out of here. Come on."
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"and I got so worked up I lost control of my car."
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"There's so many times when the Yankees were playing in anaheim"
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"- Whoa, whoa, whoa... - Shh."
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"You know what would really cinch it?"
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"- I'm nuts? - You don't want it anymore?"
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