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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - The Ski Lift (S05E05)

"or a drug addict."
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"they wouldn't... you know..."
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"I need a kidney, man."
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"- I mean, he's... he's in this... - Oh, please."
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"Coma in the hospital. How long can he go on?"
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"- And he's family. - He's in a coma."
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"You know, and you know what's pissing me off? I'm so low on that list,"
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"- That's Mickey's run. Yep. - Huh?"
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"- You look great. - Mickey mantle."
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"- You still got it. - I love you, Larry. I really love you."
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"It was nice of him to give you his ball like that."
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"- ( Chuckles ) - no thanking the ma'am."
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"He's was a little... It was short lived,"
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"it was like that."
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"What, are you kidding?"
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"- I'll see you around. - Yeah yeah."
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"- Oh! Didn't even tell you! - What?"
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"No no no."
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"- Huge! - You're kidding."
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"- Are you telling me the truth? - It's gigantic."
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"Because maybe she's afraid that you'll find out"
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"How dare she? I'll tell you what."
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"I bet you there's a ton of guys out there"
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"Why should there be as many big vaginas as there are small penises, right?"
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"- We're a hell of lot more discrete than they are, right? - Oh, man, they..."
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"- Larry: They can't do this enough, can they? - Oh, they love it,"
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"This is me from now on."
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"I'm on to you, Mr. David."
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"Isn't that George Lopez?"
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"- He had a kidney transplant. - Right. Right right right right."
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"- Hey, George. - What's going on, Larry? How're you doing?"
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"Good. Feel great, better than I have ever in my life."
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"I had a kidney transplant. My wife gave it to me."
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"Buddy up to him. Kiss his ass. Who knows?"
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"Probably move Richard up the list."
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"- Nice meeting you. Take care, dude. - Nice meeting you, George."
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"- Jeff: Take care. - Oh, hey, George. What's his name?"
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"- Really? - It's unrelated to the adoption."
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"- Oh, fantastic. - Okay, couple of weeks,"
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"I got you something."
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"- Wow! New jacket? - It's nice, right? Yeah."
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"- with susie and Jeff. - Skiing? Are you kidding?"
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"Look, you don't have to ski."
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"Why? - Too much schlepping. I'm not..."
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"Larry: Okay, big yankee fan. He's an orthodox Jew."
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"All right, what else you got?"
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"License plate number 2-f-a-n-3-2-1."
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"What needs to be done here is"
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"- If I could save his life or something. - Uh-huh."
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"- I push him off the building. - And I saved him."
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"- "that just threw me off the roof?" - No."
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"- Something like that. - Yeah yeah."
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"Yeah, that's it."
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"Whenever you want, go ahead."
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"- Jeff: This is crazy. Let's go. - All right."
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"No. You do it."
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"- Keep a lookout. - I'm keeping a lookout."
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"- Anybody coming? - No, we're fine."
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"( Engine revs )"
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"Oh my god. ( Laughs )"
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"- Here, come on. Be careful. - ( Groans )"
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"- Are you okay? - Yeah, I think I'm okay."
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"Holy shit, it's all over your glasses, your whole face."
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"Oh my god."
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"Yes."
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"uh, you know... - ( Speaks Hebrew ) it's not a big problem."
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"Well, how could I do anything less that that?"
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"and then, and then go away into the night as if nothing happened."
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"Morty, menus, please."
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"I'm sorry. It's impossible."
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"I'll take a rain check, however."
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"( Speaks Hebrew )"
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"- I have a little ski lodge. - Really?"
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"You know, I spoke to our mutual friend."
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"- Oh, great, thank you. - I did say hello,"
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"The whole kind of small penis thing. It came out."
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"- Oh my gosh, was he upset? - Not at all, not at all."
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"In fact, he had a completely different take on it than you."
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"but rather..."
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"You're blaming the small penis, - yeah..."
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"I made a little... You're the one that egged it..."
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"I can get you to the top of the list. I'm not kidding."
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"Look behind the picture."
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"Jesus Christ."
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"- Have you seen it? - No, I have not."
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"Hmm, it's kind of curious, given that..."
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"Nobody else has been in the house, save for a few friends."
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"stashed it in your unusually large vagina,"
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"and walked right on out of here!"
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"- Jeff: Let me tell you something. - Susie: Yeah?"
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"- No. - No?"
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"We're gonna have a great time skiing, snowboarding maybe."
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"- I'm gonna take a lesson. - Yes, we'll take a lesson."
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"of inviting an orthodox Jew and his daughter."
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"Where? To stay in the chalet with us?"
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"Forget the whole thing. I don't want my kidney."
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"- you gotta do it. It is okay. Fine. - Thank you. Thank you."
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"The girls were pretty interested, you know?"
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"With the guitar, they liked that."
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"- Uh, what was the name of your band? - "The hipsters.""
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"Susie: Yes, it was "the hipsters.""
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"Larry: And the hipsters went out on their own."
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"- And they became quite successful. - Susie: Yes."
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"to take in stray animals, you know, that's..."
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"- Oh, how lovely. - I would like to meet her at some point."
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"Well, she's passed away a number of years ago."
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"- What do you do? - I'm the head of a foundation"
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"- That's alas, that is not the case. - Ben: That's god's will."
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"( Hisses ) what the fuck? What are you doing?!"
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"- Why? - Why?"
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"- you know what that is. - Well, they don't have to eat it."
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"How did you do last night?"
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"and call it a day, no. That's not how it works."
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"It's a little early for burying."
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"( Groans )"
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"- How about coming for one more run? - Oh, sweetheart,"
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"We'll do one more. Rachel, uh..."
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"I'm thinking about it, and I think I can actually help your friend."
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"( Speaks Hebrew ) it's a pleasure to do it for you."
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"Right, right upstairs he's going. Right upstairs."
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