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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - The Ski Lift (S05E05)

"- Why would I go skiing? - Come on."
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"No, it's a big schlep. Hey..."
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"Huh? - Get some inside information?"
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"- Good. How are you? - Good, brother."
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"- This is Jeff Greene, my manager. - Jeff: How are you?"
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"Hey, Jeff. George Lopez."
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"- Jeff: Pleasure. - How's it going?"
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"- Larry: Really? - Yeah."
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"Changed my whole life, man. I mean, without it,"
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"I don't even know if I'd be alive, to tell you the truth."
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"You know, uh, Richard Lewis needs one."
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"- I didn't know that. Ooh, man. Poor Richard. - Yeah, yeah."
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"Wow. Well, he's got to go to his family or his friends."
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"Somebody's gotta step up."
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"- Oh, yeah yeah yeah yeah. - Oh, yeah yeah yeah."
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"So what do you think he should do? 'Cause he's like on the bottom of the list."
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"Well, if you're the bottom of the list, you're fucked."
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"- Wow. - But you know what?"
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"Like, I've heard that the guy who's the head of the kidney consortium"
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"Mm-hmm. Yeah, I mean, he really takes care of his friends."
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"- Really? - Wow."
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"- All right, I got to get blood drawn. - Thanks, George."
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"Ben heineman."
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"- With an e or a y? - With an e."
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"Larry: Hey, Mr. Jones."
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"There's actually something else you could do for me too."
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"- I need some information about a Ben heineman. - "Ben heineman.""
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"- He's the head of the kidney consortium. - Okay."
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"Anything you can find out about his guy would be fantastic..."
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"- H-e-i-n-e-m-a-n. - Yeah, I got it."
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"Well, "heineman" could be spelled a couple different ways."
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"- Hi. - Hey."
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"- Oh, this is my wife. - I'm Cheryl."
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"- This is Omar Jones, private investigator. - Mrs. David."
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"- Oh, right. - He's working on the whole adoption thing."
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"Right. Yeah. I'm making some great headway also."
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"- you should know something very definitive. - Larry: Great."
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"- Cheryl: Great, okay. - Omar: Enjoy your day."
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"- Thank you. You too. - Thank you."
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"- You're welcome. - I, uh..."
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"- Yes, I needed this. - You're gonna need it when we go skiing"
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"Come on, that's out. I nixed that."
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"You can sit inside and enjoy the snow."
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"He left something. What is this?"
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"Edible undies?"
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"Oh, dear."
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"Okay, thank you."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"- So Omar Jones the private investigator? - Yeah?"
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"He got me information about the head of the kidney consortium."
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"- Guess what? - What?"
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"- He's an orthodox Jew. - You're kidding."
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"No. So..."
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"that I need to somehow befriend this guy."
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"I need to get close to him quickly."
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"Right? Yeah. How're you gonna do that?"
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"You know, like... bad example, okay? Not this."
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"You know, you pushed him off a building... ( Laughs )"
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"- And you would catch him. - And I catch him."
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"Yeah? He would be indebted to me for life."
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"Yeah. He would do anything I asked him,"
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"like put my friend on the top of the kidney list."
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"And at no point, he says to you, "hey, what about the fat guy""
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"- That would never come up. - I said it's bad version. You know, bad version."
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"- Really bad version. - But I need to save his life."
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"Yeah yeah yeah yeah."
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"Well... ( sniffs )"
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"- This isn't bad. - What?"
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"- Larry: That's it. - Jeff: The Cadillac?"
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"Larry: Gold... the gold Cadillac. See it?"
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"- Jeff: Uh-huh. - Go check the license."
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"( Laughs ) ready?"
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"Yeah, as ready as I'm gonna be."
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"- It's like you didn't even hit it. - Let's try it again."
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"You try it again. I don't want whiplash."
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"- Oh my god. - ( Groans )"
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"Are you all right?"
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"- Jeff: Oh, there. You did it. - It worked."
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"- Mr... - Mr. David?"
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"- Mr. heineman. - How are you, sir?"
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"What a great great pleasure to meet you."
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"Well, it's nice to meet you. ( Speaks Hebrew )"
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"- Sit down, please. - Thank you."
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"- So? - I'm sorry I'm a little late,"
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"- ( Mimicking Hebrew ) - ( speaks Hebrew )"
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"What a mitzvah it was for you to leave that note on my car."
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"I'd have to be a sociopath to hit somebody's car"
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"- Thank you, thank you. - What happened,"
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"I was listening to Jewish radio"
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"and they were talking about Israel"
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"- May I offer you some lunch? - Please."
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"- It's kosher, you know that. - ( Cell phone rings )"
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"Oh. Let's see, wait a second."
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"Hello?"
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"No no no no no. Uh, thank you, thank you for that invitation,"
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"but I cannot go to the baseball game on the sabbath,"
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"Ho ho ho ho, okay."
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"I'd love to go to the game, but not on the sabbath."
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"The Yankees are playing and I would..."
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"- I would kill to go down there. - You're a yankee fan."
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"Oh, I'm a yankee fan... I'm a huge yankee fan."
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"- I love the Yankees. - You love the Yankees?!"
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"that I've so much wanted to go to see it."
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"I even cheat by watching it on television. I shouldn't do that."
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"- ( Mimics Hebrew ) - ( laughing )"
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"( Speaks Hebrew ) there are two things in my life that I love."
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"Besides family and my work"
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"- I love baseball. Love baseball. - Uh-huh."
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"Especially Yankees. I love to ski."
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"( Stammers )"
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"- What? - Skiing. You said skiing?"
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"- Yeah. Well, I'm not that good, but I like... - I'm not so good myself,"
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"- but I love it. - You love it?"
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"Oh... my favorite thing to do in life."
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"- ( Speaks Hebrew ) - ( mimics Hebrew )"
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"Isn't that a wonderful coincidence?"
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"Yes. I would love to invite you"
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"to go skiing. My goodness, what a wonderful gesture."
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"- Larry: Hello. - Hello."
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"- Welcome back. - So..."
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