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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - The Ski Lift (S05E05)

"( Larry whistles )"
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"And who can blame them? It's like a happy couple."
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"I can't draw to save my life,"
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"but yet, I'm a very good doodler."
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"It's somewhat ironic."
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"( Sighs )"
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"What's going on?"
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"- Who says so? - The law, the torah says so."
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"( Sighs )"
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"What the heck is this?"
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"- How much time do we have left... - want some?"
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"- Well, I think you got about two minutes. - Oh."
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"Rachel: Are you gonna jump?"
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"What are you doing?"
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"- Yeah? - Hey, Richard. It's me."
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"Uh, I can't go into it right now,"
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"but trust me, it's just... It's not gonna work out."
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"did I leave my cell phone in your house?"
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"( Theme music playing )"
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"Well, thanks... Thanks for coming over."
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"- Ah, you know, please. - You've been..."
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"You look fantastic. Look at you."
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"Really?! - you never looked better in your life."
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"- Oh, thank you. - You're a lucky man, you're a blessed man."
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"Well, you know, I took, uh..."
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"I took care of myself. I was never an alcoholic"
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"Never slept with a lot strange women. Although I wanted to,"
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"Where am I gonna find someone who loves me enough just to give me a kidney?"
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"Come on, you took the test. You're a match. Are you gonna give me the kidney or not?"
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"- I'm struggling. - Well, what's wrong with Louis Lewis?"
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"Comas are unpredictable for Christ's sake."
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"Who the hell fucking knows?"
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"Family. Fuck family."
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"that kidney transplant list. It's so unfair."
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"Look at the Mick. I mean, the Mick... I love the guy,"
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"we were friends. Mantle got his liver just like that..."
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"- Boom. - Yeah. Well,"
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"if you were a little bigger celebrity,"
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"you'd be on the top of the list too."
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"Jesus Christ. By the way, that... see that ball?"
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"- That's the 500th home run that the Mick hit. - Really?"
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"Yeah, I'm leaving it... it's in my will. It's yours."
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"- No kidding. - Yeah. It's worth about 20 grand. I mean..."
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"I'm giving you the bread and the ball."
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"Hey."
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"Hey, remember in camp, when you used to do..."
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"The Mick... do the Mick rounding the bases."
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"Yeah. ( Laughs )"
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"Yeah, that's mantle."
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"- Yeah, I'll come back. - Soon?"
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"Yeah."
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"And let me ask you a question: You like this sweater?"
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"- How's it look? - You know,"
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"if you're doing an Andy Williams summer show."
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"( Laughs ) see, you still got your sense of humor."
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"And if my cousin stays in that coma,"
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"I'm depending on you."
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"- Woman: Hi. - Larry: Hi."
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"- The ball, yeah... that's was very nice. - It was very good."
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"Yeah. Hey, I wanted to tell you, you know?"
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"We have a mutual acquaintance. I know Jeff."
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"- You know Jeff? - I do. Yeah yeah."
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"We actually dated a little bit."
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"Yeah. - Wow. So did you have a good time with him?"
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"Well, until things got, you know, intimate,"
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"it was fun. You know, he's..."
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"- No, not really at all. - No?"
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"Oh! - No. No slamming, no bamming."
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"was the problem."
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"He was like that."
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"I mean, it was dark, but honest to god"
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"Uh, no, I'm not kidding."
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"Jeff?! - yeah, very small, very small."
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"- It was like a peanut. That little... - all right."
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"This is a very... you know, way too much information here, okay?"
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"I thought you knew... Would've known that."
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"- How can I know such a thing? - I just would think"
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"that that's something that friends..."
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"Men would talk about."
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"- No, nobody ever talks about that. - Really?"
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"- No. - Sorry about that."
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"I don't even know what to say to you, but..."
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"- Yeah. - Huh."
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"Comas are very unpredictable."
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"Could wake up in five seconds, five minutes,"
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"five years! You don't know. You just don't know."
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"They're unpredictable."
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"Ran into somebody you went out with."
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"- Oh. - She's Lewis's nurse."
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"- Lisa Thompson? - Yeah. You had a little uh..."
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"- a little thing. Yeah. - A little thing with her, didn't you?"
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"- Didn't work out. - Yeah."
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"She told me you had..."
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"- Uh... - what?"
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"What?! - biggest vagina known to man!"
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"Gigantic. - So why is she going around making this accusation?"
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"she has a big vagina. Why would would she even do that?"
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"- I don't even know. - Nipping it in the bud?"
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"- I bet you 50%... - It's the vagina, isn't it?"
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"- And it's the big vagina. - Yeah. Think of it biologically..."
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"These big vagina ladies are getting away with murder."
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"Something should be done. I don't know what can be done,"
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"but something should be done. Either... - you know what?"
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"- they love it. - They love this thing. Well, you know what?"
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"Yeah."
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"Hello, doctor."
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"- How's he doing? - You know how's he doing."
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"the questions about organs, come on."
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"I'm not crazy. I'm chief of staff here. I know what's going on."
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"so you can get one of his organs, preferably his kidney,"
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"so you won't have to give up one,"
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"so that Mr. Lewis can get it."
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"What kind of person would do something like that?"
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"- A kind of person like me?! - Yes."
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"( Sighs )"
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"That's pretty good... Pretty good work."
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"- Thank you, thank you. - He got me."
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"Good job, doctor. I think you got me."
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"I got ya."
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"By the way, my in-laws can't go skiing,"
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