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Clips from NewsRadio - Wino (S05E05)

"Yoo-hoo."
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"I'm just breaking the, uh, dollar for the news--"
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"Oh, my God. MAN: Make a way."
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"[♪]"
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"Real big news."
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"[BREATHING HEAVILY]"
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"Okay."
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"and he proposed to Lisa."
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"Johnny Johnson?"
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"Well, they guessed."
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"What's new with you guys?"
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"Thanks."
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"Don't "Max" me."
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"Yeah. No quarter given."
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"But before we get into that,"
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"does anybody have dibs on this garbage?"
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"No?"
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"Look who's here. Who?"
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"I'm a changed man, Lisa,"
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"Well, it was great catching up. But I ha-- I have some..."
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"I don't want to have to call Security, all right?"
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"You really got it all going on, Johnny."
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"In short, Dave, I'm finally worthy of Lisa."
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"No, we prefer the term "wino.""
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"It's okay."
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"I'm not big on that p.c. stuff myself."
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"That way he'll tell you what he's up to."
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"I'm not going to marry him, Joe."
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"Not only did he break my heart,"
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"who will soon go away"
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"I know you're just putting up a brave front for these two."
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"She loved him as a woman."
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"a little pricey but they get you there."
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"Yeah, you-- You gets what you pays for."
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"God, a-- Ho!"
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"No. That's what happens when you empty a man's bank account"
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"Blackball him so he can't ever get a job."
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"Yeah."
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"Last week, I got elected king of the winos."
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"and have Jerky Jerkson here"
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"No. They don't return my calls anymore."
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"All right, look. Just hold on for a sec."
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"Now, did I hear right? You came back to marry Lisa?"
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"See, yeah-- No, I vowed to crush you, that's right,"
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"I am gonna let bygones be bygones."
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"That's-- That's crazy."
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"[♪]"
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"Hi, Johnny."
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"Do you want a quarter?"
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"I don't blame you."
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"Even as I battle stray dogs for scraps of meat"
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"Oh, Johnny."
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"I thought you could've sold it more."
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"There you go. You're the king of the winos, aren't you?"
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"King of the winos."
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"Well, well, well. Look at the new duds."
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"Isn't that sweet?"
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"What?"
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"Busted!"
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"I know."
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"Okay, fine. I'll talk to him. I'll talk to him."
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"But it's for his benefit, not yours."
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"Yeah, yeah. Absolutely."
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"Squish!"
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"[♪]"
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"Yeah. I mean, that was-- She--"
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"Sure. Great."
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"He's destroying me, bit by bit, inch by inch,"
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"You've been drinking his wine, haven't you?"
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"I just can't say "no" to him."
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"Put your tongue in his mouth. Got that part."
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"that you might still be a little bit evil."
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"I used to come home from work"
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"or it's gonna be price-club time."
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"Understood."
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"Yeah, or it's microwave popcorn."
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"and I'm-- And I'm really glad for you."
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"Well, apparently it has something to do"
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"from the woman herself."
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"Hi, Johnny."
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"Tell him."
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"Honeybunch?"
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"Why?"
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"but that's over now. And-- And you hurt me."
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"Just our-- Our paths have diverged, you know?"
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"Go. Scram."
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"That was cold."
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"and then you dug a new deeper bottom."
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"Um, we wanted to come down and apologize to Johnny."
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"Johnny?"
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"[SUBWAY TRUNDLING]"
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"[CONDUCTER ANNOUNCES INDISTINCTLY OVER P.A.]"
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"Excuse me."
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"Excuse me, can you break this dollar for me, please?"
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"Help me. He's trying to take my money. No."
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"I need it for the newsstand. [ALL SHOUTING]"
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"MAN: Get back, all of you!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Listen up. Listen up, everybody."
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"I got big news."
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"Remember that guy, that evil guy"
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"who took over Mr. James' business empire"
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"and he got Mr. James thrown into jail?"
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"Johnny Johnson? No, no, no, no."
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"The evil guy. The evil guy who tried to take over the station"
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"His name is Johnny Johnson."
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"Anyway, you will never guess"
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"who I found in the subway station"
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"eating out of garbage."
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"Come on in."
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"Uh, hey, gang."
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"Johnny, what happened to you?"
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"Well, it's a long story, suffice it to say,"
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"but, uh, I'm homeless now. Drunk and ruined."
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"I don't know what you're up to, but you are most unwelcome here."
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"Yeah, look, I-- I know that when I left here"
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"I swore that I'd come back someday"
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"and make you all my personal slaves."
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"Now, obviously, that's not gonna happen, so..."
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"uh, anybody got a quarter?"
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