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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S03E03)

"Ted, Lily, you'll never believe what just happened."
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"Oh, hey, dude, I'm Barney."
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"So I was at the smoothie bar..."
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"What can I get you?"
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"Oh, my God, Rhonda?"
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"It's Barney.Barney Stinson from Staten Island Boulevard."
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"What can I get you?"
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"I can't believe she didn't remember me."
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"Why? Who is she?"
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"That's Rhonda."
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"I lost my virginity to her."
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"www.1000fr.com presents"
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"Baby, are you still sore?"
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"Trish made me do 70 push-ups, but she only gave me credit for ten."
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"The she had me do 100 sit-ups"
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"and then she made me cry, using only her words."
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"It just doesn't add up."
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"How could Rhonda not remember me?"
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"Well, maybe it wasn't that good for her."
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"I mean, it was your first time."
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"Ted, it's me. I rocked her world."
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"You don't believe me? Okay, story time."
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"The year was 1998."
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"I'd been going out with Shannon since freshman year of college."
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"We were saving ourselves."
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"So when we broke up there I was, 23 and still a virgin."
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"I knew nothing about girls."
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"So I went to the guy"
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"who knew everything about girls-- my brother James."
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"Wait, your gay brother James?"
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"Why...?"
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"Barney... Barney, you need to find a girl"
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"and have sex with her ASAP."
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"That is what dudes do after a breakup."
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"I know. I want to, but... I guess I'm just scared."
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"Of course you're scared."
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"It's gross."
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"The thought of doing that with a woman..."
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"But it's part of being a guy."
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"Try thinking about baseball."
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"Somehow I imagine those players on the field"
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"and it's over a lot faster."
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"But I don't know the first thing about seducing a woman."
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"What do you...? How do you...? Where do you...?"
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"Stop. Don't overthink it."
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"You don't want to get the yips."
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"The yips?"
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"Yeah, when you overthink simple things so much that you can't do them at all."
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"Yeah, it happens to athletes all the time."
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"Like the second baseman who suddenly can't throw to first"
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"or the figure skater who does a perfect tripe toe loop"
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"and then loses it on the arabesque."
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"I've actually really been getting into figure skating lately."
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"But, James... what woman's going to have sex with me?"
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"It's not like I'm a Backstreet Boy."
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"The Man Maker."
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"Rhonda "Man Maker" French"
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"was our mom's friend from down the street."
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"Go fish."
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"So, Patty, know that new paperboy?"
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"I let him throw one into my hedges, if you know what I mean."
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"Did you see that new guy who cleans my pool?"
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"I let him snake my drain, if you know what I mean."
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"You know that Chinese food delivery boy?"
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"I had sex with him."
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"I don't have a funny way of saying it yet."
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"It just happened 20 minutes ago."
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"The Man Maker."
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"And it'll be easier too, 'cause she knows me so well."
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"Barney. Hi, Ms. French."
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"I know we haven't seen each other for a while, but if there was any chance..."
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"Oh, boy."
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"Wow, you just rocked my world. That was the best sex I ever had."
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"That was the night I was born."
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"I rose like a phoenix from her mentholated bosom"
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"and strode into the world, Armani clad and fully awesome."
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"God, please let me stop!"
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"Yes, great, let's stop."
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"Let's just kick back and wait for the massive coronary"
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"you're going to have a couple years from now when you're 40."
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"I'm... I'm 29."
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"50 more!"
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"I got a trainer, too. This is Max."
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"Yeah, I'm gonna stretch her out."
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"Great... Wait, what?"
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"50 more, now!"
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"Huh?"
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"Okay, well, that's not cool."
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"You know, Rhonda,"
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"running into you really got me thinking about the old days."
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"You were quite popular."
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"I sure got around back then."
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"And there was one young man who stood out above the pack."
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"Freddy Chibatoni."
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"That kid had a tongue like a gecko."
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"No, no, I was thinking about someone else."
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"Chaz Alderman."
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"Hips like a woman, but he knew how to use them."
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"What about me?!"
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"- You? - Yes. We slept together."
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"And you said I was the best you ever had."
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"Did I?"
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"Oh, right."
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"About that..."
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"And tell him that he's the best you ever had."
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"Oh, I don't know."
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"He's just a kid."
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"No he isn't. He's 23 and he is really hurting, Rhonda."
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"Please."
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"Maybe we could make a deal."
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"What?"
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"I don't know..."
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"Oh..."
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"No, girl, I got a girlfriend."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah, hers is the only vagina for me."
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"Oh... I love it. It... it isn't scary at all."
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"Well, too bad.I guess your brother's going to stay a virgin."
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"Fine."
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"Reggie Jackson, Reggie Jackson,"
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"But those compliments you gave me."
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