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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S03E03)

"Please don't judge me."
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"Keep up the good work."
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"I foresee aggressive growth in my future."
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"Yes, we should all do it."
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"No, I'm serious."
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"Marshall, can I talk to you for a second?"
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"Sure. Great."
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"100."
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"Hey, Barney Stinson from Staten Island Boulevard."
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"Capture: FRM@Aihua Sync: FRS@xingougou¡¢ÁðÁ§"
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"Yeah, this was before he was gay."
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"Of course."
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"Hi, Barry."
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"Hi, sweetie."
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"We're going to focus on flexibility."
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"Hey..."
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"Reggie Jackson..."
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"Sorry, Barry."
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"So I do that set and then she says, "Give me another set.""
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"I got to work through it. I got to finish what I started."
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"This party is legend. Wait for it..."
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"Uh, how long do we have to wait for it?"
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"English is her second language."
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"- Wow! - Yeah."
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"What?"
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"What about your big muscular trainer who's so into stretching you out?"
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"Oh, God! Oh... Yahhh!"
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"Well, you know how it's hard for exes to be friends"
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"After he puked and cleared the line at the smoothie bar,"
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"You slept with my brother."
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"Oh, Barney, you know... sex isn't everything."
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"welcome to www.1000fr.com"
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"Kids, back in 2007,"
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"it seemed like everyone belonged to these silly things called gyms."
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"The idea was you'd pay them lots of money to run around"
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"and lift heavy things."
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"Biggest rip-off in the world."
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"And yet people fell for it."
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"Including me."
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"Oh, forgot my wallet."
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"It started with one of those moments"
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"when you realize you're not as in shape as you want to be."
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"Whoo..."
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"That's further than it looks."
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"Aw, coupon's on my dresser."
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"That's too far. Forget it."
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"I wound up shame-eating the whole pizza."
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"I woke up all greasy and sweaty."
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"My sheets looked like what they wrap deli sandwiches in."
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"Maybe I should join a gym."
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"Do you go to a gym?"
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"Well, I go to Total Rip Fitness, n't wo"
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"What do you do?"
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"I invest."
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"There goes one of my investments now."
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"Cheryl, hard work's paying off."
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"So your investments are women?"
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"Yes."
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"Women who, how shall I put this delicately?"
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"They fat."
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"So, I come here,"
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"give them lots of attention now."
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"Then when they get hot, who's the first guy they run to?"
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"The one who invested in them when they weren't."
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"Wow, I can't decide if I'm thoroughly disgusted"
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"or really, really impressed."
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"Of course, not all investments pay divipa"
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"See the girl over there at the vending machine-- Tonya."
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"She is one Kit Kat away from junk bond status."
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"Hey, Barney."
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"Becky, elliptical machine's really working for you. Nice stuff."
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"That one's going to reward shareholders soon."
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"What up?"
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"Wow, that makes me want to join a gym."
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"So I can get super strong"
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"and punch you really hard in the face."
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"Yeah, let's all punch Barney in the face."
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"We should totally join a gym."
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"Come on, we put on the beer weight together--"
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"we might as well take it off together."
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"Or we could just stop drinking beer."
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"No. I say we join a gym."
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"Are you Marshall? Yeah."
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"Hi, I'm Trish."
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"I'm the trainer you signed up for."
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"Oh, hi."
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"Really great to meet you, Trish."
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"It's a pleasure."
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"Just a second."
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"Yeah, sweetie, I think she maybe just a little too hot to be your trainer."
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"I get it."
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"I mean, I see what you're worried about."
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"But this is just about me taking care of myself."
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"You'll always be my sugar."
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"So, Marshall, are you ready to make a commitment to your body?"
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"Pssh! Please, I'm all about committing to my body."
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"I'll drive to Vermont"
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"and have a commitment ceremony to my body if you want."
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"That was a weird thing to say."
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"All right. Start with 100 push-ups."
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"All right, cool. How many do you want me to do?"
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"Oh, I thought that was a figure of speech--100 push-ups,"
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"like do a bazillion push-ups."
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"No one can do 100."
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"Do you smell that?"
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"No."
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"It smells like there's a little bitch in my gym."
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"Are you being a little bitch in my gym?"
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"No."
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"Then get on the floor and give me 100!"
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"You don't have to yell at me."
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"I love it here."
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"It's just normal women who want to get in shape."
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"I don't have to put on makeup, do my hair, wear some trendy outfit."
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"Yeah, this place is great."
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"We're meeting our friend Robin here."
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"I hope you don't hate her. She's pretty hot."
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"Shut up."
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"Lily, tell him to shut up."
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"I'm sorry, lesbian prison guard, do we know each other?"
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