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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S03E03)

"Wow..."
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"you just rocked my world."
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"That was the best sex I ever had."
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"But you said I rocked your world."
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"All subsequent worlds that I rocked were only so rocked because of the confidence I earned from said first world rocking."
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"it's barney..."
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"So I'm doing sit-ups and she says, "All right, Marshall, just one more set.""
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"So I summon all my strength and I do that set,"
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"and then she says, "Give me another set.""
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"So I'm like, "Is this the last set?""
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"And she says yes."
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"She lied to my face!"
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"Everything hurts."
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"Baby, the whole point of working out is to feel better."
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"This trainer is making you miserable."
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"You have to call her and quit."
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"- If you're too scared, I can call her. - Her number's on this card."
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"Hi. Is this Trish?"
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"This is Marshall's wife."
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"Listen, we have a problem here and it's you."
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"I don't know who the hell you think you are, but from now on you don't tell Marshall what to do."
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"You are an employee."
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"We tell you what to do."
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"And I'm telling you you're fired, bitch."
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"Uh-huh, uh-huh. Okay, bye."
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"You better get down there, baby. She's pretty pissed."
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"Hey, buddy."
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"Still bummed about the whole Rhonda thing?"
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"No. Why would I let the approval of one woman define who I am?"
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"That's very mature of you, Barney."
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"Let him finish."
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"When I can let the approval of a gaggle of supermodels define who I am."
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"What? What?"
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"Three tickets to the after party of the Victoria's Secret fashion show?"
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"Uh, kablammie!"
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"Lily, um, could I go?"
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"Go. You're too sore to do anything anyway."
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"Oh... wow."
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"Okay, this, boys, is not a regular season game."
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"This is the World Series."
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"So remember, we work together. We're a team."
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"And if anyone sees Heidi Klum-- dibs."
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"Target acquired. Dig deep. Mm-hmm!"
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"Hey, it's a nice party, huh?"
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"Yeah, it's great."
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"Do you guys work for the company?"
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"Yeah, it's called "I'm Gonna Get In Your Panties, Incorporated.""
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"Gross!"
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"Dude!"
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"I don't know. That was terrible."
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"I am so sorry."
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"Wait a minute. It's okay. It's okay. It's fine."
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"It's a numbers game. I'm cool."
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"Model... model."
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"Uh... hi. I know, right?"
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"I think he's having a stroke."
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"- What is the matter with me? - I don't know."
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"Wait, wait, wait-- you don't think I have the yips, do ya?"
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"No, no, no, relax."
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"There's Alessandra Ambrosio."
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"Even if you screw up, she'll never know."
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"Come on."
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"Hi."
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"Those are very nice honkers."
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"Honkers? I don't know this word."
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"Do you want to go dance?"
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"I'm talking about those things."
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"Ah-ooga!"
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"Ew!"
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"Oh, no, I can't have the yips. I can't have the yips, not here. Not now."
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"Heidi Klum!"
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"This is perfect I can do this. I can do this."
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"But thanks for coming."
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"Thanks for coming. Heidi Klum, I'm Barney."
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"Hi, Barney. Nice to meet you."
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"Goobidy, goobidy, goobidy, goobidy."
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"Whoa."
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"Is he okay?"
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"Uh, he has the yips."
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"Hasn't been able to hit on a woman all night."
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"He has the yips?"
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"Ooh, that's bad."
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"You know, in Germany, we call this @#$*&^%$# @+*#$_&@*&."
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"Whoa, that is bad."
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"I don't know what's happened to me."
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"I've, I've totally lost my confidence."
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"Aw..."
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"Barney, maybe you have to open up to somebody."
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"Maybe you have to open up to some..."
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"He just found out that the woman he lost his virginity to only did it because his brother bribed her."
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"Ooh, that's a rough one."
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"I mean, the only thing I can think of to get rid of"
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"&^%$#@@$%#*+&^_^"
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"is you have to go out there."
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"And you need to find that woman."
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"And you need to earn it with her for real."
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"That is the only way how you can find yourself."
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"I see little hamburgers!"
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"I love little hamburgers."
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"Auf wiedersehen."
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"I just made out with Heidi Klum."
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"Ted, just... okay?"
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"Come in."
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"Hi, Rhonda."
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"Hi, kiddo. Surprised to see you here."
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"So, hey, uh, maybe how about sex?"
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"Let's sex."
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"What are you talking about? I'm watching Wheel of Fortune."
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"You can keep watching. I'll face you toward the TV."
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"- That's a cute idea, kid. - Great."
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"No, I'm not having sex with you."
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"Sit down a minute."
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"I'm not the Man Maker anymore."
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"You know what?"
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"About five years ago,"
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"I realized there was an emptiness inside of me that no amount of meaningless sex could fill."
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"I needed something more."
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"And that's when I discovered Indian casinos."
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"Hey, Barney,"
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"it's weird not seeing you in a suit. What's going on?"
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