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Clips from Schitt's Creek (2015) - The Hospies (S05E05)

"if we're gonna find our lead."
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"Congratulations Johnny,"
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"recognized for anything,"
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"Perhaps there's a chorus girl on holiday,"
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"Okay, well, you seem pretty desperate,"
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"flying in Barbara Streisand's vocal coach"
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"Alexis, a brief stint on a reality show,"
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"that's one thing, but... acting, that's..."
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"Moira, what's the worst that can happen?"
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"was quite catchy."
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"Boop!"
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"Johnny: Oh, Stevie."
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"Very spiffy! That's a lovely dress."
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"I literally pulled it out of the laundry, Mr. Rose."
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"so I just thought I might drive around with him"
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"for a few days after."
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"Roland: Hello, guys, uh..."
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"whoa!"
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"And Johnny?"
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"I'm not gonna show up just dressed"
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"and suddenly she's Rita Rudner."
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"How about one picture before we go?"
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"I meant a picture of me and Stevie."
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"Put Mr. Rose in it."
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"I'd kill to be that passionate about a bathroom"
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"at that Cosmic Meditation Clinic."
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"Huh."
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"for tomorrow night. It's a calligraphy workshop."
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"Could you have not at least asked her to finesse the tarps?"
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"- that's what's gonna happen. - Okay,"
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"to put your lil' foot down, so I'm just not sure"
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"the bottom of the barrel here."
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"Alexis from auditioning here, and I don't want to get"
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"Because according to her stories..."
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"who can mine a deeper, darker cave."
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"Hence the high praise Gina Gershon and I"
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"but hey, who knows for how long?"
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"So... we should go."
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"Is everything okay? You look more pale than normal."
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"Okay."
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"represented by Alexis Rose Talent."
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"Are you ready?"
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"♪ I'm a little bit tipsy"
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"♪ Ah! Ah!"
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"♪ I'm a little bit..."
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"♪ A little bit Alexis"
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"Are you saying I booked it?"
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"So what do we think?"
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"- On stage?! - No!"
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""We?" We are at the precise intersection"
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"after just two lessons with our sweet Alexis."
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"- Okay... - Emcee: Our next award..."
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"Oh, well, I happen to have a king suite"
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"in exchange for presenting an award today, so..."
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"Well, I did pack a bag."
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"Well, I took Monday off,"
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"Oh! Yeah..."
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"No, I'm sorry, sorry, I just, I..."
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"Okay."
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"I'm sorry, I-I don't see that happening for either of us."
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"Oh."
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"Rosebud Motel."
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"Oh! Yessssss!"
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"I was just gonna leave you that little note"
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"and a box of chocolates."
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"We're still looking."
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"But this is ours, and no one can take it from us."
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"That cheese was very expensive."
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"Funny you should ask."
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"- Ah! - Hmm."
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"Uh so, should we just jump in with you?"
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"Mrs. Rose, what are you doing here?"
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"bit of a shock to her daily routine."
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"will not come in the form of a man."
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"Please tell me you can sing."
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"Good enough."
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"Bye."
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"It's the last day of our auditions, Moira."
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"We might have to lower our standards"
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"Lowering your standards is a slippery slope, Jocelyn."
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"Next thing I know you'll be telling me"
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"at the school gymnasium."
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"Very dapper, Mr. Rose!"
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"Like the maestro of a Lebanese orchestra."
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"I never thought I'd see this little motel"
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"besides the occasional cockroach!"
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"I made myself laugh there."
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"Well, always nice to be nominated, Jocelyn."
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"But I'm not putting too much stock in..."
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"regional hospitality awards."
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"The revisions for your acceptance speech are on the vanity, dear."
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"Oh thank you, sweetheart."
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"So how's the uh, casting hunt going?"
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"Oh, disconsolate, John."
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"We may be looking at putting an ad in broadwayworld.com."
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"looking for a leg up."
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"Okay, hi!"
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"First of all, I'd like to remind you"
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"that this is a live-work space,"
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"and second, fine, I'll do it."
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"Do what, dear?"
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"I'll step in as the star of your musical."
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"No, with your responsibilities as our in-house publicist,"
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"I couldn't ask you to do that, no."
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"so I'm happy to help."
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"Johnny: Well Moira, I'd consider it."
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"I mean, we did spend all that money"
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"that summer Alexis wanted to be the next Jessica Simpson."
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"Um, the producers of "A Little Bit Alexis""
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"insisted that I take acting classes"
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"after we started shooting, so."
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"Almost makes me want to try out for it myself."
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"Okay, now we're all just getting the sillies."
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"Best we stick to our award-nominated day jobs."
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"Well, I'm sure that Alexis has a song"
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"that she could sing for the audition."
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"Audition?"
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"Okay, do I have to remind you"
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"about the album that I released?"
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"Besides the inevitable accusations of nepotism!"
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