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Clips from The Ben Stiller Show (1992) - With Sarah Jessica Parker (S01E01)

"... I had to understand their lifestyle."
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"- What's happening? - I'm psyched on this concert."
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"I hope they play "Truckin'." Truck-truck-trucking."
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"You got health insurance, man?"
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"Think insurance."
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"Some take drugs, buy food from strangers..."
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"... and get no exercise, except for the Space Jam."
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"They need insurance."
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"When Jerry Garcia went into a coma, man, he was covered."
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"Being a Deadhead doesn't mean being irresponsible."
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"Yeah?"
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"How will they do that without any money, man?"
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"I'll just put them in Larry's van."
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"Getting them to sign a policy is not always easy."
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"They're biting on me!"
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"- Cool out, man. - Breathing out fire!"
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"I got dragon insurance, my man."
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"You sign here, the dragons will go away."
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"- I can protect you, man. - Yeah."
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"- The dragons are going away, man. - Oh, yeah, man."
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"- You're a hero, man. - Peace, brother."
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"You're a hero."
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"You sign on this bottom line, you'll be so free, man."
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"- You'll be, like, flying. - Freaking me out, dude."
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"Go ahead. Sign up, man."
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"- Okay. - All right, man. I love you, man."
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"- I love you, man. - Peace, brother."
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"- Hope they play "Truckin'." - All right! Take care of yourself, now."
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"What did I just sign?"
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"... but I have to admit, it's grown on me."
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"...that I'm gonna start touring with The Cure."
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"The boys in the office think I'm crazy."
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"Crazy like a fox."
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"Now, you understand suicide's not covered under this policy."
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"- What's this? - What's with the change of clothes?"
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"- You think you're Madonna? - I can't change clothes during the show?"
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"- I know why. - When she gets here, just move out."
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"- Why? - Oh, what?"
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"Three jerks spitting and arguing about football is gonna cramp your style?"
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"- Thanks for having me in the woods. - I'll see you. I wish you could hang out."
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"- They have to leave? - Yeah. They gotta go."
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"- Really? They volunteer? - Yeah."
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"That's so sweet. You probably don't have time to volunteer."
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"Oh, no. I was there this morning."
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"- This morning around 5:30. I get there... - Really?"
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"Every morning, I try to put in the hours early."
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"- That's amazing. - Why don't we just go to a movie?"
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"I was walking my beat when I noticed an open window at Shempkin's Market."
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"Suddenly, I spotted two punks climbing out the window with stolen groceries."
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"- Freeze, dirtbags! - See you later, copper."
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"Oh, God."
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"My legs! I can't feel my legs!"
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"Get up, man! Get up!"
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"You stinking pig!"
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"You killed my baby brother!"
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"You dirty, stinking pig!"
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"I'm gonna kill you!"
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"Send a truck to Sixth and Main. I need you to pick up some garbage."
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"- I've gotta meet her. - Down, boy."
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"It's now or never. I'm gonna introduce myself."
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"Attention, shoppers."
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"What?"
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"- Will you quit talking like that? - Like what?"
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"News flash: This is how hip and clever people talk."
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"Yeah? Well, it's just stupid, all right?"
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"Oops. Looks like somebody noticed your dandruff."
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"What she noticed is how lame you are."
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"- Hi. My name is Bob. - Hi."
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"I'm really sorry about my friend."
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"Are we having fun yet?"
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"For some reason, he keeps speaking in these irritating "funny" phrases."
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"I just hate him so much sometimes."
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"Better beam me up, Scotty. No intelligent life here."
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"- Do you want to get some coffee? - Yeah. I'd love to."
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"Great."
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"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore."
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"Hey, Mr. Wilson."
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"Start your day out on Main Street, 1964..."
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"... why not give the Born on the Fourth of July Bumper Chairs a go-round."
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"It's 90 solid seconds of clanking metal and bitter regret."
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"You need to ride this one several times..."
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"Or if you're in a different mood, try Late '60s Land..."
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"...where the atmosphere is bitter and discontented..."
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"...but the salad bar is all you can eat."
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"And coming in the fall of '94..."
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"...where every hour, I'll expose the fabrications of our government..."
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"It's a mystery wrapped inside a riddle wrapped inside an enigma."
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"Sure, they're only robots..."
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"And on your way out, have your picture taken with Oscar..."
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"...Oliver Stoneland!"
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"I know. I have six of them."
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"I went to Vietnam. I'm not afraid to kick butt here."
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"Now, who's responsible? Get me a razor. I'll shave him myself."
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"We're back. We're having a picnic with Sarah Jessica Parker."
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"I'm sorry to interrupt. I don't want to ruin your flow or anything..."
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"That's okay."
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"I come on the show, or you have a guest on the show."
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"- Right. - And then, what?"
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"Like, we're supposed to eat a big meal?"
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"No. Just this time, we're having a little picnic."
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"It's not like every time we have a meal."
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"I just thought it would be fun to do."
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"No. Just this time, we're doing it out in the woods."
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"It wasn't even my idea. The writers wanted to."
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"Then where's the rest of the cast?"
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"I was told I'd be working with a bunch of people, not just you."
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"It's not like we're alone. It's not, like, just us."
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"This is kind of like America's here. We're having a picnic with you."
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"It's like America's having a picnic with you through me."
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"I'm a vehicle for America..."
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"I didn't want to do this. This was the writers' idea."
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"I don't want to have a picnic with you."
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"Do you want to have some? I got Grecian chicken, which is..."
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"- Do you like...? - I'm not even hungry."
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"Then don't eat it. It's not even real."
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"This is just all fun props and..."
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"- Why don't we...? - Weird."
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"Let's go to a film. Could we go to a little film?"
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"Oh, man. What a nightmare."
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"Horrible. Everything's gonna be destroyed."
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