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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Wag the Song (S10E10)

"Damn, that's a nice checker."
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"Now for the big news."
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"I'm not going anywhere."
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"- No, no, no, Ms. Labonz, not you. - Oh."
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"I'm talking about the Wagstaff school song"
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"that we Whalers have sung for decades"
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"♪ We row across the water, and then begin the slaughter ♪"
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"♪ With our harpoons, we stab them in the throats ♪"
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"I always thought it was kind of jazzy."
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"I proposed to Principal Spoors via e-mail"
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"an all-school song contest to choose a new song,"
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"and I took his non-reply as a yes."
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"So, on Friday, all you aspiring songwriters"
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"will perform your songs,"
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"and the winner will be determined by"
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"this applause meter, purchased by me on eBay"
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"- Gross. - The most clap-worthy song will become"
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"the official anthem of Wagstaff,"
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"and its writer will become immortal."
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"We'll sing it forever or till this place is"
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"inevitably turned into condos."
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"Plaque. Condos. Immortality."
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"Man, this kid Tina Belcher really left her mark."
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"Yeah, it's 140 years later and we're still talking about it."
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"Also, barrettes are still cool."
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"Tell me about it."
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"Guys, I'm gonna go see a girl about a song"
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"- that I'm gonna write. - Mm."
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"- And that girl is me. - Mm."
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"All I have to do is write an amazing song"
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"about Wagstaff, and I'll have made my mark."
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"Or Mark. He made that mark."
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"Remember, students may use the music room"
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"during their free periods to work on their song."
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"So use it or lose it, people."
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"Uh, Mr. Frond, so are kids really going to pick"
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"the winning song?"
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"Their clapping decides."
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"What? What?"
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"You fool."
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"Nothing. I just thought of something funny."
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"Have you ever heard of knock-knock jokes?"
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"It's, like, who's there, right?"
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"And it's always just something funny."
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"- It is. You're right. - Okay, bye."
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"Can you believe it?"
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"The one about the interrupting cow makes me uncomfortable."
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"and pick the winner."
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"most wrong song for kids."
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"We're also terrible drivers."
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"So I'm thinking we write something about pee. Or poop."
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"Or both. The original power couple."
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"Gene, do you think you could come up with"
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"a really idiotic melody to go with dumb words?"
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"Have you not heard my song "Diaper Day Penis Parade"?"
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"Wait, you guys are entering, too?"
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"You're competing against me?"
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"Hey, let a thousand dumb songs bloom."
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"Quick, give me a pencil."
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"I need to write this down before I forget."
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"Uh, can I get some more water, Lin?"
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"I guess I'm still sweating from those stairs I climbed"
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"- two hours ago. - It is getting hot in here."
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"Look at my pits."
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"There should be a lifeguard on duty in there."
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"Yeah, what's... Oh, my God."
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"It's Pesto's stupid awning. It's reflecting the sun at us."
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"You know what's happening, the visually pleasing curves"
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"are making a concave mirror."
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"They're not visually pleasing curves!"
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"Yeah, they're visually pleasing and deadly."
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"- Like the Death Star. - The Death Star!"
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"Bob, you're like an Ewok."
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"Wait, why am I an Ewok?"
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"You're a feisty little Ewok."
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"Jimmy, your stupid awning is blasting my restaurant with sun."
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"Slow down. All I hear is "Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi. I'm Bob.""
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"Ha, hilarious. Maybe it will cook your burgers better."
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"Ha. Solar power. It's the future."
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"Come on, don't-don't make me report this to the city."
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"What city, Cry-baby-delphia?"
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"Not a real city. I don't think."
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"No, I'm gonna complain to Ugly-awning-achusetts."
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"- Which isn't a city, but... - It's gotta be a city, bro."
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"Damn it, I can't think of any cities right now."
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"- Chicago. - Do not tell him Chicago."
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"I think it is. Get sunscreen."
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"Za-oom!"
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"Okay, setting up my songwriting studio for maximum creativity."
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"Herbal tea, incense from that gas station,"
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"and an eraser. Not like I'm gonna need that."
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"Here we go. "Wagstaff." That's a good start."
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"Huh. Remember, it's just a song."
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"Okay, too much pressure."
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"for the words to flow."
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"♪ And the poo poo and the pee pee ♪"
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"♪ And the pee pee and the poo poo ♪"
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"♪ When the poo poo and the pee pee... ♪"
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"Hey, guys, how's the songwriting?"
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"and all the lyrics are "poo poo, pee pee,""
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"so we're killing it."
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"Some of the guys in the band prefer "Pee Pee, Poo Poo.""
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"Oh, my God, that's so much better."
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"sitting around that you're not using?"
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""Dad's crack." Can't go wrong with that."
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"Hey, T, if you want to give up,"
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"you could join us."
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"we're looking for in our harmonies."
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"That's very flattering, but your song isn't even about Wagstaff."
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"Oh, I'm sorry, I guess her highness"
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"doesn't go pee pee and poo poo at Wagstaff."
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"This is what school's really about, honey!"
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"Nagstaff, Ragstaff, Flagstaff. Flagstaff, that's it."
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"I'm hearing some crud, some crapola and some ai-yi-yi."
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"And a little inspiring."
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"Hi, Gene. You're in the contest, too?"
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"My song has a really big note. A high "D.""
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"but I'm not gonna hit it."
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"So what's going on with your song, Rudy?"
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"Well, my doctor advises me against singing,"
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