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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - The World Series Defense (S05E05)

"How are ya?"
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"that we were all victims of a terrible ordeal that caused each and every one of us..."
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"It was game five of the World Series,"
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"Wearing colors? Why the hell would I be wearing colors to..."
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"So I'm blasting bare chest the whole time. What do you think?"
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"- No. What? Do you want to remember it? - Charlie, come here."
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"What's going on with you guys, huh? Oh, we got bed bugs, dude."
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"World Series, bitches! What is up?"
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"Don't toss on Green Man because in this particular case,"
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"the Philly Phrenetic really reigns supreme, okay?"
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"I don't love him! I'm sick of him!"
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"- What, dude? - Nowhere. I know exactly where I left them."
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"Dennis, Charlie, why don't you go to the parking lot, get us a good spot."
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"I'm going Shane Victorino right now."
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"Flyin' Hawaiian. Flyin' Hawaiian."
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"You'll get jacked out before you get anywhere close. Oh. Oh!"
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"- Well, I don't know. We gotta go- - Go get the tickets! Hurry up!"
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"I'm not going in there! That's full of toxic smoke."
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"I'll have to scale the building, cut a hole in the tent, smash through the window."
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"There's no way they're gonna. That's poisonous gas, dude. You can't breathe that."
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"No! No! That is a terrible plan."
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"It's called the Charlie One-Two. You do it."
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"The next one could be my last. I don't want to get hit by a moving car."
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"Too shitty, right? Crappy car. Yeah."
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"What are you doing, man? Bro, that guy was gonna have great seats."
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"Yeah. I felt like I didn't have a good angle. What do you mean?"
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"Ladies and gentlemen of the court, these were dire times,"
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"But we didn't get the tickets, Charlie, because the guy saw you push me in front of his car."
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"Yeah, that's true. We didn't get the tickets."
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"I'll get- Yeah! You're in?"
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"Pregame! Pregaming! Let's pregame."
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"Okay, look. I have a plan, all right?"
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"but that is not a love letter in the way that you're thinking of it, okay?"
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"There's nothing sexual or- Okay. That sounds good. I'm gonna read it."
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"Pal around and- Yeah, read it!"
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"Really? "I would love to meet you someday."
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"Wow! Wow."
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"Younger brother? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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"There he is!"
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"Frank! Hey, where are the tickets?"
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"The bug bomb bastards took 'em!"
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"Oh, God!"
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"Hey. Yo! How are you feeling, buddy?"
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"I'm in a great deal of pain, Charlie. I was just blasted by a car."
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"A little Green Man! He can get us in the game, dude!"
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"Huge fan, man! Seriously. Big time."
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"Are you serious? Do you mean that? Ha-ha! Bring it in, man."
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"I was wondering maybe if you could help get me in the game, you know,"
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"maybe hook me up with a Green Man routine."
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"We do it at the stadium together. So..."
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"That guy's beating on the Phrenetic."
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"- You look terrible. - Why are your eyes all filled with blood?"
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"- On account of the poison. - Dude, where were you going? We gotta get in the stadium."
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"It's impossible to get into that stadium. Trust me. Take my word for it."
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"Well, how the hell are you planning on getting in there, Mac?"
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"Uh- You put me on the spot! First thing that comes to my head, scaling the facade."
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"But you get my point, Your Honor,"
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"And let the record show that that is because he only works out his glamour muscles."
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"Strike that from the record. I don't think you did three more."
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"We were at the parking lot, and I had just punched him in the face for cheating..."
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"Why did you hammer my nose, bro?"
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"Because you had bad form, dude! What are you talking about?"
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"You getting hammered by Philly fans is reminding me of something."
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"There is a secret tunnel between the stadium and the Ollidy Inn."
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"Try to look inconspicuous. Inconspicuous?"
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"All right. Which way is it, dude? Which way? Uh, let's try this way."
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"Damn it. I don't know if I'm on board with this plan, man."
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"We're getting in the game, all right? Just hurry up."
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"In Scooby-Doo, secret tunnels are always behind shelves. There's gonna be one."
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"Check this out."
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"Hang on. Hang on. I found a light."
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"No, stop it! No! Uh-uh! No!"
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"Let the record show that we question that hotel's sanitation procedures."
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"my car accumulated the massive amount of parking tickets..."
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"I didn't want to do this, but I'm gonna have to..."
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"It's a kangaroo court. I'm calling kangaroo court because..."
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"Oh, boy. Look what's happening. On the mascot scene."
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"Can we talk about steroid abuse? It's bullshit!"
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"ENGLISH - US - PSDH"
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"Next case."
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"Mr. Dennis Reynolds. That's me. Yeah. Right here."
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"From October 28, 2008, to November 1, 2008,"
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"you were issued a series of parking citations totaling $1,300."
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"- Who are these people? - Oh, uh, these people are here to corroborate my story."
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"- It's a parking violation. - Oh, well."
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"Yes, Lady Madam of the court, I do believe that this court will realize..."
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"great physical and emotional trauma."
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"And what is this ordeal?"
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"The Philadelphia Phillies winning the World Series, Your Honor."
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"Okay, Mr. Reynolds. On what grounds are you contesting these tickets?"
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"Many, many grounds. Yes."
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"And let the record show that we are waiving our right to an attorney."
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"Just explain to me why you feel you should not have been issued these tickets."
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"Okay. Um, yeah. Well, I think in order to do that,"
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"we should probably start at the top of the story."
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"I know what the story is. Oh, all right."
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"and we actually had tickets."
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"Needless to say, I mean, we were pumped."
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"World Series, baby!"
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"Oh, my God! Today's the World Series! I totally forgot."
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"Oh, wait a second. What's this?"
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"You didn't forget! Boom! I didn't forget a "thang"!"
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"This is one of the few times where it is acceptable to be shirtless in a public forum."
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"- Smart. - I think you're gonna be cold as shit."
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"Grain alcohol. Whenever there's a potential riot, I'm getting blasted on grain alcohol."
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"Put some of that on my bug bites."
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"We're not gonna be wasting our fine grain alcohol on your goddamn bug bites, idiots!"
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"Yeah. We need it for pregaming. I am not watching this game sober."
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"Back to back. Back to back? Okay."
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"Oh, man. The place is infested with them. Some guy brought them back from Haiti."
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"Plan's still on, right? Oh, shit yeah, baby girl. Plan is on."
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"- There's always a plan, buddy. - Why didn't you tell me about this? What's the plan?"
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"Okay, in the bottom of the ninth when the Phillies are up by, like, 50 or 60 runs,"
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"Dennis and I are gonna start beating the shit out of each other."
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"Which will attract the attention of Security. Yeah."
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"And that's when I run on the field and kiss a player. Oh!"
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"And I will toss on Green Man and run around the field..."
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"- No. - And go crazy as Green Man."
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"No, no, no, no, no. Whoomp, there it goes."
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"We're talking about the Phillies here. Leave that for other shit."
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