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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - The World Series Defense (S05E05)

"- Are you kidding me? - Dude, people love that guy. - We love him."
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"He's got a stranglehold on the Philly mascot scene. It's not fair!"
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"I got a pretty good thing going with Green Man. I don't see why there can only be one mascot."
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"No. I feel like there's only room for one green idiot..."
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"running around making an asshole of himself."
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"Whoa. I can't find the tickets."
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"- What are you talking about? - I don't have the tickets in my pocket!"
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"We don't have time to go back. We're not gonna get a good spot for the tailgating!"
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"- We gotta go back and get 'em. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!"
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"- We'll go get the tickets. - All right. Let's move, man."
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"I can't believe I forgot the tickets. Jesus Christ, Frank."
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"I don't know. All I'm doing is, like, just making the sandwiches."
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"By the way- Shut up!"
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"Okay, I think it's important to figure out which player I want to kiss..."
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"Strong choice. But center field- way too far."
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"Balls! Oh, no!"
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"They're fumigating the building for bed bugs."
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"How did you not know that they were bug bombing your apartment, bro?"
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"Jesus Christ. Well, now what are we gonna do?"
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"We'll go buy gas masks. We don't have time for gas masks!"
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"Frank, come on. It's not that poisonous. Just go really fast."
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"- Shit. All right. - Jesus Christ."
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"- My eyes are burning! - Now what?"
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"All right. Fine!"
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"That'll cut down on occupancy time."
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"You are not capable of doing that."
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"I absolutely have the upper body strength to accomplish that."
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"Are you kidding me? Goddamn it, Dee! Goddamn it!"
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"They're doing that right now?"
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"All right. Keep me posted. Shit. What's up, man?"
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"Bro, they are bug bombing your building right now. They got the whole thing tented."
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"Oh, my God! Those guys can't get in there to get the tickets."
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"I want to get into that game. I don't even want to tailgate anymore, bro."
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"Oh, you're right! We gotta sneak in. All right. We're gonna sneak."
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"How are we gonna sneak in though, bro? Security's gonna be crazy."
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"There's a couple ways you can do it."
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"Stop. Stop, stop, stop."
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"There's no secret tunnel going from the stadium to the Ollidy Inn."
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"What the hell are you talking about? This is common knowledge, bro."
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"There is. They built a secret tunnel so that the visiting players..."
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"can get safely back to the hotel without the Phillies fans hammering them."
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"We're passionate fans. Passionate fans. We gotta hammer something."
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"So they got a tunnel for that? Wow. Don't you think there's gonna be security there too?"
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"There might. All right. You know what? I got it."
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"Okay. One, you jump in front of a car coming into the stadium."
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"How is that terrible? Because it involves me getting hit by a car."
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"You'll be fine, bro. You're drinking riot punch, man. You'll bounce off that thing."
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"Well, no. I've done too many, man."
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"I don't want to do any more, dude. I could die."
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"All right, goddamn it. I'm gonna do it. Let's do it! Last time. One last time."
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"This is gonna be a good one, dude. He's gonna have such good seats. Go, go, go! Go!"
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"Jump out in front of this guy. I'm fine. This guy's good."
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"and dire actions were needed to get those tickets!"
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"by throwing each other in front of cars..."
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"Let the record show that the three of us do not condone the actions of the two of them."
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"The record will show everything. You can stop saying that."
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"Are you sure? 'Cause she's not typing very quickly."
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"I don't appreciate being paraphrased. I choose my words very deliberately."
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"- Get back to your case. - Okay."
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"So anyway, the three of us are back at their apartment trying to get the tickets,"
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"and Mac is scaling the building."
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"Well, it's just I couldn't get a good grip, you know?"
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"- Is it the grip? Is the grip the problem? - Hey, you guys."
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"Look, I found this garden hose. All right?"
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"I'm gonna use it to pump fresh air into the building..."
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"and breathe into it like a scuba diver."
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"I'll try it out. Okay. I'll go- Yeah."
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"Go, go, go."
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"Okay. How is it?"
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"World Series, here we come! All right!"
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"All right, Dee. Let's get back to this player selection conversation, okay?"
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"'Cause I got some- got some thoughts."
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"Yeah, I've been thinking about it. Ryan Howard, right?"
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"What? Look, if it's me, I'm going Chase Utley 100% of the time."
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"He's a power-hitting second baseman. Do you know how rare that is in the National League?"
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"And he's hot, which is number one on my list. Of course he is."
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"Why are you pushing Chase Utley on me? It's starting to get weird."
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"And it involves you getting this letter to him when you get out there to kiss him."
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"his manager, his mom,"
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"Did you write a love letter to Chase Utley? Is that..."
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"In a lot of ways, yes, I do love him,"
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""Dear Chase"- Oh, shit! There's stickers! Yeah."
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""I know I can't throw as fast as you, but I think you would be impressed with my speed."
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""I love your hair. You run fast."
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""Did you have a good relationship with your father?"
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""Me neither."
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""These are all things we can talk about, and more."
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"I know you have not been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did.""
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""And I hope you write back this time and we get to be good friends."
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"Well, if you- if you read it out of context..."
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"There's no right context."
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"- Strike that from the record, please! - No, leave that on the record."
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"- That one stays on the record. - Can we get back to your case?"
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"Let's move on, huh? Shall we move on? We're gonna move on."
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"Sorry about that, Your Honor. Whoo!"
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"My God!"
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"Okay. Okay."
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"Hey, what were you hoping to accomplish with this?"
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"I'm hoping that he reads the letter- Uh-huh."
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"And realizes that he's always wanted a younger brother."
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"That guy's, like, five years younger than you. You know that, right?"
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"Is he really? Are you kidding me? He seems- Yeah- Oh, shit!"
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"He's in there breathing the poison."
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"We gotta get those tickets. I gotta get to Chase! Goddamn it."
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"Okay, hold on."
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"Oh! Oh! This hallway is really bad!"
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"Run! Get him! Frank! Frank!"
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"Where are the tickets? Leave me here to die!"
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"- No, come on! Where are the goddamn tickets? - I don't know where..."
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"I got you a soft pretzel dog! Screw your goddamn soft pretzel, you son of a bitch!"
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"I might be bleeding internally! Dude!"
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"That's the Philly Phrenetic up there, man! Maybe I'll go talk some shop with him!"
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"Ow! The Phrenetic!"
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"Yo! Hey! Hey!"
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"Whoo! Whoo-hoo! Philly Phrenetic! Philly Phrenetic!"
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"Bring it in. Ah, yeah! All right. Now, seriously."
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"Man to man, mascot to mascot,"
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"All right, now- I'm trying to talk to you, dude."
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"I'm trying to have a conversation with you, you're belly bumping me."
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"All right. I'll give you..."
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