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Clips from The Simpsons - The PTA Disbands (S06E06)

"How do you expect us to teach with these supplies?"
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"It still points, doesn't it?"
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"Stop that! And look at this."
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"The only books we have are ones that were banned by other schools."
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"Well, the kids have to learn about Tek War sooner or later."
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"Go away, Bart. This is not a good time."
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"I saw you two fighting."
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"I'm worried there could be a strike and the school would shut down."
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"I'm sure you'd really hate that."
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"Skinner said you wouldn't go through with it."
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"- Skinner said that? - Well, I had to clean it up a little."
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"But basically, Krabappel said you'd give the teachers everything they want."
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"She said you'd fold faster than Superman on laundry day."
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"We'll see about that."
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"Now I see you're really a very sensitive little boy."
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"Thank you, sir."
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"Teachers! You don't have the guts to strike!"
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"Attention, this is an emergency broadcast."
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"Attention, teachers. We're on strike!"
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"Oh, no. Strike?"
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"Go home, children."
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"Hello?"
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"I'd like to get down now."
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"Hey, now that Largo's gone, we can play the forbidden music."
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"I heard that!"
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"The school's on strike! Maybe forever."
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"Overload. Pleasure overload."
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"Sit up straight. Eyes forward. No talking."
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"Is that gum? Is that gum? Is that gum?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Bart, leave that crowbar here. You know I don't like you prying and jimmying."
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"Well, looks like we'll be staying late today..."
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"...to make up for all this dilly-dallying."
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"Awesome."
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"You, at the crane! Spin around real fast!"
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"Ay caramba!"
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"Hey, that little boy is playing three games at once."
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"Lousy teachers, trying to palm off our kids on us."
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"Dad, by striking, they're trying to change management..."
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"...so they can be happier and more productive."
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"You just go in every day and do it really half-assed."
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"That's the American way."
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"...and standardized testing, my education can only go so far."
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"Honey, maybe you should relax a little."
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"Relax? I can't relax! Nor can I yield, relent or..."
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"Oh, my God! I'm losing my perspicacity!"
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"If we were in school this week, what do you think we'd be learning?"
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"Get away from me."
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"Good news, people!"
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"I'm happy to announce another union has joined us in a sympathy strike!"
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"You know, I heard Skinner say the teachers will crack any minute."
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"Well, we'll show him!"
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"- Well, I hardly think it's fair... - Dummy up, you!"
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"Listen to those passing motorists who support the teachers."
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"The recess assignment is chapters three through seven."
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"Sorry, Bart. I'm deeply immersed in the Teapot Dome scandal."
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"However, it might be feasible in a fortnight."
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"I can play in two weeks."
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"I just can't believe Stark would stoop to that..."
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"...and right in the middle of Montana and Dakota's wedding."
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"All this free time. I never thought I'd get sick of Razor Fight II, The Slashening."
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"I probably should stop. My doctor says I have the wrists of an 80-year-old."
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"What do you mean, the bank is out of money? Insolvent?"
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"You only have enough cash for the next three customers?"
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"Just a second here. No, no. I don't have your money here."
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"It's in Bill's house, and Fred's house."
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"Hey, what the hell you doing with my money in your house, Fred?"
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"Grade me! Look at me!"
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"Evaluate and rank me!"
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"I'm good, good, good and, oh, so smart!"
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"Grade me!"
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"He needs boundaries and structure."
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"Hello, Mother dear."
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"I'm with you, Marge. Lisa, get in here."
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"All right. I'd like to call this meeting of the PTA to or-diddly-order."
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"Oh, "boo" yourself! Our demands are simple."
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"- Yeah, all right! - Give it to them!"
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"Yeah, in a dream world. We have a very tight budget."
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"To do what she's asking, we'd have to raise taxes."
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"- Raise taxes? - They're too high as they are now."
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"It's your children's future."
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"- Children's future. - Yes, children are important."
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"- It'll cost you. - Oh, the taxes."
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"They're gonna raise taxes."
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"- Come on. - All right, that's a good point."
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"This is a dilly of a pickle."
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"Oh, my God! The PTA has disbanded!"
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"No, no! The PTA has not disbanded."
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""Replace teachers with superintelligent cyborgs."
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"Talking out of turn, that's a paddling."
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"...of the longitudinal waves cause the erratic oscillation..."
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"You can see it there. - Of the neighboring particles."
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"- Can I play with it? - No, you can't play with it."
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"You won't enjoy it on as many levels as I do."
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"The colors, children."
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"Okay, when I call your name, you say "present" or "here.""
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"Oh, I get it. I get it."
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"Well, children, I can't help that."
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"In my weaker moments, I almost pity them."
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"Then I just remind myself, they're trying to teach."
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"Leopold?"
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"All right. You listen up, you little freaks! The fun stops here."
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"You're gonna shut your stinking traps and behave, damn it!"
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"Marge Simpson."
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"Hello, class. Hi, Bart."
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"Over here, sweetie. It's me, Mom."
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"Hi. Hey. Hello!"
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"Hey, Bart, what about the booby trap?"
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"- May I? - Thank you."
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"So how was everybody's day at school?"
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"- Horrifying. - Pointless."
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"Exhausting. It took the children 40 minutes to locate Canada on the map."
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"Marge, anyone can miss Canada, all tucked away down there."
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"My teacher's a nightmare. Three kids got sick from inhaling his ointment fumes."
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"He confiscated everything made of tin. And then he sent us home early..."
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"...because he got his beard caught in the pencil sharpener."
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"Oh, okay."
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"Here."
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"Okay. Let's see."
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"You're on your own."
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