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Clips from The Simpsons - The PTA Disbands (S06E06)

"There's no way I'll get into an Ivy League school now."
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"At this rate, I probably won't even get into Vassar."
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"I've had just about enough of your Vassar-bashing, young lady!"
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"Look, Mom. It feels really weird having you on my turf."
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"How would you feel if I started mopping?"
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"I'd be thrilled. You can start right now."
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"And I'm gonna keep teaching your class, like it or lump it."
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"Well, then. I guess I'll just have to get into the crawlspace again."
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"Over here."
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"Since you started teaching, kids have been taking my lunch money."
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"And I need that money for candy."
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""Here you go, precious.""
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"We've created a diversion."
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"Yeah."
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"That's it. I can't take this anymore, Milhouse."
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"They're like two positively charged ions."
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"With your book smarts and my ability to exploit people with book smarts..."
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"...we can figure out a plan to get them back together."
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"A surprise party for me in Principal Skinner's office?"
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"Well, I don't know, but all right."
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"Me? Go to my office?"
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"You're not coming out until you reach an agreement."
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"- I mean it. - Stop it, Bart! Let us out right now!"
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"- Let us out right now! - You're gonna be very, very sorry!"
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"Help! Well..."
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"...Seymour, I guess we could start talking."
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"What's the point? There's no more money..."
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"We've got to figure it out. We're locked in here like prisoners."
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"Prisoners in our own school."
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"This was a great way to make extra money..."
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"Yo. I used to sit right over there."
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"It's all right, children. Just ignore the murderer."
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"I'm listening."
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"The PTA Disbands"
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"...were sunning and fluffing their beards in the sun."
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"Damn! I shouldn't have eaten the mint first."
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"- She did? - Yeah."
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"Simpson, I always thought you were sneaky and manipulative."
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"- Great news, Mom! - Horrible news, Mom!"
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"Hey! Can't you tell my voice from a 10-year-old kid's?"
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"Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike."
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"Skinner said we'll crack, purple monkey dishwasher."
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"That's it! We have to get them back to school."
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"In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"
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"Let's see if we can't put an end to this strike fuss."
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"Oh, yeah, that sounds..."
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"- Mama's boy! - Teacher's pet! Teacher's pet!"
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"That's a very nice jig, Kearney."
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"Bart, you'll never get Krabappel and Skinner together again."
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"It's highly irregular, but all right."
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"...might be scared straight."
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"Strike, eh?"
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"All is well in the school. My authority as principal is total..."
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"Wait, that's it."
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"- I don't agree to that. - Neither do I."
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"All right. Settle down. Anita Bath here?"
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"Seymour, you are truly incompetent!"
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"Yay! Recess!"
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"Kid, help me break out of here."
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"Kids have been doing that one since my day."
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"People don't realize that these cannons are very sensitive..."
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"Fort Springfield, we surrender unconditionally!"
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"All right, children. Switch."
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"But we don't have that kind of money. In fact, no school could afford..."
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"I'm worried about the kids, Homie."
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"Let's see."
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"Looking out the window, that's a paddling."
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"Anita Bath."
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"- Let us out! - For the love of God, let us out!"
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"The finger thing means the taxes."
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"I think it's causing some of our low test scores."
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"The battlefield is just a half-mile ahead."
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"And a mint for afterwards."
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"Now, you! Dump 3 tons of sand onto that Porta-Potty."
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"I've got textbooks. But without state-approved syllabi..."
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"Fifteen-minute recess, Milhouse."
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"- I've had enough. - Taxes are bad."
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"It's my big ears, isn't it, kids? Isn't it?"
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"Now, isn't dancing much more fun than bullying?"
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