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Clips from The Simpsons - Fear of Flying (S06E06)

"As a change of pace..."
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"...I'm gonna let you do most of the work. I think you're ready for it, Alan."
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"And I'll just get us started."
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"...I'm prepared to offer your family free tickets to anywhere in the United States."
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"Excluding Alaska and Hawaii, the freak states."
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"...we can fly anywhere we want."
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"- Alaska! - Hawaii!"
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"I don't know, Homer."
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"But, Marge, you deserve a vacation."
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"It's a chance for you to clean up after us in a whole other state."
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"Come on, Marge. I wanna shake off the dust of this one-horse town."
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"I wanna explore the world. I wanna watch TV in a different time zone."
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"I wanna visit strange, exotic malls. I'm sick of eating hoagies."
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"I want a grinder, a sub, a footlong hero. I wanna live, Marge!"
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"Won't you let me live? Won't you, please?"
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"So, Marge, pretty sweet, eh?"
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"If someone broke into the house and did laundry, it could start a fire."
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"Oh, great. I specifically asked not to be seated next to a baby."
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"We must be really flying high."
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"Just like the inside of a cataract."
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"Due to our policy of overselling flights, this flight has been oversold."
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"In accordance with FAA rules..."
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"Okay, you two."
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"Come on, Bart, they're gonna pamper us."
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"I think I'll go get a picture of the plane taking off."
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"...but I'm not a good flier."
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"I have to get off the plane. Let me off the plane."
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"Take it easy, Marge. How about if we dope you up real good?"
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"You know, I have this feeling that we forgot something."
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"- I'm sure it's nothing. - Mom, are you feeling any better?"
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"So much for the days when I could say, "At least my mother's normal.""
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"- Everybody's got a fear of something. - Not everybody."
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"- Sock puppets. - Where?! Where?!"
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"Mom, are you sure you don't want to discuss it?"
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"Lisa, the important thing is for your mother to repress what happened..."
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"...they can come out in other ways."
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"I just realized we never had a wedding for the cat and the dog."
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"Mom, you've been cooking all night?"
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"Judge, jury and executioner all rolled into one, you are."
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"No, no, honey, it's all right. Really, I'm fine. I'm all right."
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"Mother always said don't complain. Be good. Behave. Behave."
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"Be nice. Smile. Be polite. Don't make waves."
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"You heard your mother's ramblings. She's fine, so behave."
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"Mom, can we talk to you?"
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"Neat."
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"Anyway, Mom, maybe you should go into therapy."
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"No, I don't need therapy. I'm fine. And it's too expensive."
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"And I don't believe in it. It breaks up families."
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"It turns wives against husbands, children against fathers..."
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"...neighbors against me."
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"You don't have to pay some fancy psychiatrist 10 bucks an hour..."
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"...to get top-notch therapy."
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"Hello. Radio Psychic."
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"You will die a terrible, terrible death."
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"Okay, I'm getting something now."
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"Okay. You will die a terrible, terrible death."
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"- But... - Thank you for calling Radio Psychic."
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"Hero. Fearless."
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"Alive!"
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"No thanks to the plane, many of us are still..."
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"...alive! - Alive!"
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"We certainly are."
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"Dad, Mom's getting worse."
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"You have to take her to see a real psychiatrist. Look how tense she is."
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"She's gonna tell Marge to leave me. It'll break up the family."
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"Dad, I like picking beans with Grandma."
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"- You'll be picking many a bean. - Hope I do."
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"I don't believe it! Principal Skinner."
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"I have many, many issues with my beloved smother... Mother."
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"Okay."
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"All right, how much do you charge?"
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"- Keep sliding. - Thirty dollars will be fine."
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"First, what are your qualifications?"
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"Oh, no. I'm not here to take a reading test."
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"Marge, therapy can be an intense process."
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"...and we're not going to stop until we've exposed the root of your fear of flying."
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"Don't worry. This is a private sanctuary..."
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"...where whatever transpires will be just between us."
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"Oh, that's just Murray the window washer. He comes every day at 12:00."
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"Well, what about me, Marge?"
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"...but it can probably be traced to some childhood trauma."
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"Think back."
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"They got this thing called a fire drill."
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"They use it to drill a flaming hole in your head."
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"You know they don't write their own songs."
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"That's not even Michael Nesmith's real hat."
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"The Monkees weren't about music, Marge."
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"- Did you talk about me in therapy today? - I don't think so."
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"Don't tell her I raised my voice. Don't."
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"Happy family. Happy family."
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"I'm the mother from Lost in Space."
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"...has vanquished what little appetite I had."
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"Warning! Warning! Dr. Smith refuses to do his astro-chores."
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"Why, you clattering clank of cogs and..."
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"D'oh, the pain! D'oh, the pain of it all!"
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"Danger! Danger! My hooks are flailing wildly."
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"Take me with you!"
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"Marge, are you aware you just said "Please don't leave" to your daddy?"
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"- No, I didn't. - Yes, you did."
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"And you also infringed on any number of copyrights."
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"Now, let's talk about your father."
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"Sure, okay. I'll talk about Father."
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"Father Christmas. That's what they call Santa Claus in England."
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"Marge, get back here and tell me about your father."
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"- What did he do for a living? - Okay."
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"Okay, but you're gonna make a big deal out of this."
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"- He was a pilot. - A pilot? This is a big deal."
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"You see?"
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"Marge, this may not be the best time to bring this up..."
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"- Yes, Marge, there's still the matter of... - I was a little girl..."
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"Margie! No, come back!"
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"- Fig Newtons? Hydrox? - Daddy?"
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"Yeah."
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"You might even say he was an American hero."
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"The important thing is that we've pinpointed..."
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"...the precise moment when you developed your fear of flying."
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"Wait, some other stuff is coming back to me."
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"This is what a corn field looks like, honey."
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"There's still the serious problem of your husband."
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"That's okay. You don't have to make her into a superwoman."
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