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Clips from The Simpsons - Worst Episode Ever (S12E12)

"But I can still see your movies, right?"
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"And I never saw Gallagher again."
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"- Tom Savini? - Yes."
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"Friday the 13th, and Dawn of the Dead."
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"I can't believe I'm gonna miss that."
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"Don't worry your spiky little head."
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"How could you have it planned out? You just heard about the problem."
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"You're right. Give me a minute. Hmm."
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"Mr. Simpson, it hurts!"
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"Yeah. And why did we have to do this all the way from home?"
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"You two are not welcome."
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"- Whoo! Dinner! - But I'm sure one more french fry wouldn't hurt."
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"Oh, we missed the gut buster!"
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"Sure, computer technology is here to stay."
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"But there'll always be a place for the practical special effects wizard."
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"I love the theater."
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"Oh, please. I saw Paul Lynde do that same hackneyed trick on Bewitched."
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"Try to explode this out of my belly."
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"To the gag, I will give a D-plus."
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"As for the workmanship on the hand, it- Oh."
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"You mocking me! Oh, that is rich."
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"Can't go on describing symptoms much longer."
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"Oh, not even close."
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"I'm just kidding. But you would be dead."
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"You saved my life?"
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"- So now we're even. - My prognosis-"
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"Or is it diagnosis? Whichever."
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"You need to avoid stress. Now what kind of work do you do?"
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"I run a comic book store."
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"Oh, dear Lord! We call that profession "the widow-maker!""
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"You should close down the store for a while."
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"You do have friends, don't you?"
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"Well, the Super Friends."
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"Well, you should get some friends who aren't printed on paper."
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"What? You mean action figures?"
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"- We'll run the store for ya! - Two 10-year-olds running my store?"
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"Calm down! Don't make me put a dog heart in there."
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"Looks like our lifetime ban just expired."
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"Okay. Here's Comic Book Guy's instructions."
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"This store's gonna be run by kids and for kids."
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"You said it, partner."
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"Vampire Dinosaur? Oh, you can't make that stuff up."
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""The Death of Sad Sack." This better not be another fake out."
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"Uh-uh. You gotta be 40 inches tall for the adult section."
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"Okay. But get on your tippie toes."
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"Everybody's hugging!"
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"Mark down the Poochie crap. Then unstick all the Supergirls."
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"- Less barking, more marking. - Yes, sir, partner."
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"Ah, sorry. Let me buy you a drink."
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"Uh, these, they're just painted on there."
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"Your choices are beer and, uh, egg soakings."
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"I'll pass. Beer is the nectar of the nitwit."
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"Nobody bad-mouths Duff!"
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"- Come on. You're here to make friends. - Oh, please."
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"If I wanted to hear mindless droning, I'd befriend an air conditioner."
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"Hey, they keep us cool in the summer, pal."
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"Get him!"
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"Ah, yes. Garl dack!"
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"Well, I'm kinda the comanager."
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"A full manager."
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"I can help you, sir."
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"Hmm?"
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"Oh, very ultimate indeed."
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"A superhero with glasses!"
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"So how many you need- 500, 600?"
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"Oh, goody. Now I know whatever happened to BabyJane."
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"You are the rudest man who ever... bought me dinner."
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"He's kinda afraid of girls."
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"It doesn't even smack good."
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"How could you spend all our money on a comic book published by LensCrafters?"
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"We'll never sell these."
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"Okay! So I made one bad decision!"
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"It's my fault for leaving you in charge."
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"Sometimes I forget how young you are."
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"Oh, look. You're getting cranky. You haven't had your juice."
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"Well, my straw broke off in the carton."
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"That's not the point! We're supposed to be partners!"
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"And you're pushing me around like a Playskool corn popper."
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"I have feelings! I'm a human boy, just like you!"
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"Shh. Use your indoor voice."
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"Huh? Oh."
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"Oh!"
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"Whoa!"
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"Comic Book Guy's secret stash."
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"Alien Autopsy. Illegal Alien Autopsy."
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"Good Version."
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"He's got the tape of Kent Brockman picking his nose."
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"I'll be right down."
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"I'm just putting on my witch hazel."
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"So, uh, your mother tells me you go to Springfield Elementary."
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"Exactly what is your interest in my mother?"
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"He might even be your new daddy."
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""Police informant tape"?"
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"Your yellow-bellied ratting will be held in the strictest confidence."
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"It's, uh- It's taken over the whole top floor."
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"- I'm hot! - You know, I'll bet kids would pay to see this stuff."
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"That's actually a great idea, Milhouse."
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"Really? Well, I was due."
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"Oh, I can't decide!"
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"I throw myself on the mercy of the food court!"
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"Um, I guess I'll have the chicken tandoori."
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"Oh, look at you two. You look so "coupley.""
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"Yes, well, we're a perfect match."
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"Her sneer just lights up my day."
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"Oh, that does my heart good."
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"# And I love her so #"
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"Could it be any more orange?"
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"I must warn you that once this next tape starts..."
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"because that button is broken."
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"If you are watching this tape, you are the president of the United States."
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"Hello, sir, or ma'am. Hopefully sir."
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"- Got that right. - Yes!"
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"In the first moments of a nuclear war, Springfield will be bombed at will..."
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"by all friendly nations to calibrate their missiles."
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"Yea!"
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"Now for total security, I will terminate the cameraman."
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"this place has got more pirated tapes than, uh-"
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"- AJapanese tea bag? - Why don't you lay off the Asians, Lou?"
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"Well, you've changed me, Agnes."
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"Maybe there is room in my store for romance comics."
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