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Clips from The Simpsons - Worst Episode Ever (S12E12)

"Nobody'll buy those. Your store smells."
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"Oh, dear God! Cover your eyes, boys!"
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"It's okay, man."
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"But we'll reduce the sentence if you put your pants on... fast!"
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"- God! - Come on, Romeo."
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"They can't lock me up for long, Agnes. Will you wait for me?"
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"Are you crazy? My bones are half dust."
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"Ow! It's one way!"
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"Ow! Now what was that for?"
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"Wow."
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"The absorbed odors of a million meals."
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"All those tasty memories flooding back."
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"My doctor says I'm not supposed to go on sprees."
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"Then we have much to discuss."
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"How much will you give me for this?"
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"Sold!"
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"Smile, please."
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"I've got it all planned out."
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"Hello. I'm Shaquille O'Neal."
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"Let us in, please."
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"Take that, Messieurs Barnes and Noble."
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"Sorry, I had a really big dinner."
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"Please?"
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"You know, if we're partners, maybe you should do some of the work."
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"Oh, now he's ragging on air conditioners."
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"Oh, yeah. Thick glasses. Kinda like yours."
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"I'll take 2,000."
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"The final frontier."
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"It's a vacuum cleaner, Milhouse."
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"Look! He's picking his nose!"
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"And we're always finishing each other's insults."
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"#And they called it #"
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"# Puppy love #"
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"# Really feels #"
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"Thank God there's only one of these a day."
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"The town of Springfield has been classified "N.W.B.," or "Nuclear Whipping Boy.""
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"A Chinese Kmart?"
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"All right! Oh!"
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"but at least we're friends again."
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"Shh."
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"Therefore, I shall resign the presidency."
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"- She makes me laugh. - Here I come!"
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"Well, what do you mean I can't take off my sweater?"
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"# Oh, I guess they'll never know #"
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"Thanks a lot, Steve!"
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"Well, we may not have the store..."
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"Ow! Now what was that for?"
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"Ah, nice to see ya. Hey, how about that Bloodzilla?"
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"Stop your laughing! You're all banned! Banned I tell you!"
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"Well, we're gonna make some changes around here."
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"Eat watering can, partner!"
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"Well, that'll have to do. Are these yours, son?"
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"Fair enough. But the owner is in more hot water than-"
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"I better put on the silencer."
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"Ow."
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"He's not nobody."
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"There's one thing I've always wanted to do."
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"Oh, so many flavors!"
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"The store is so busy. You and Bart are really great businessmen."
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"Hotchie-machie."
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"Can you believe it, Bart? We're actually running a comic book store."
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"And I'll have the beef Wellington."
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"But she's not around!"
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"Appearing exclusively here at The Android's Dungeon-"
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"I'll give you till three. One-"
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"Ah, now, be nice, Moe. This guy just got outta the hospital."
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"Is there a word in Klingon for "loneliness.""
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"Hi, Eric Reynolds, Plan Nine Comics. Is the manager here?"
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"- 600 sounds good. - Aw, that's too bad."
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"Well, then get a friend to run it for you."
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"Biclops? Who's his girlfriend, Lois Lame?"
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"Good Lord, Mother! I can see your... figure."
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"I'll say... partner."
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"The king of splatter, Tom Savini!"
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"Get out and take your Sacajawea dollars with ya."
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"Oh-ho. You're gonna regret this."
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"Gentlemen, let us shop."
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"Ten dollars? I laugh at you."
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"We had to buy lunch for that homeless guy."
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"Don't do it, lady! That stuff s worth thousands!"
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"Yeah. That should be us covered with blood."
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"For once in my life, I'm tall. Don't take that away from me."
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"Hey! All right!"
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"If these boys hadn't called 911, I'd be wearing that watch right now."
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"Sorry! Sorry!"
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"Ah, a piece a crap."
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"Tough break, toots. I need a man who answers to no one."
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"Birds won't even use them in their nests."
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"Okay, that's it!"
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"Look at all these bootleg videos."
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"# How a young heart #"
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"Fran, it's me. Just a heads-up."
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"Why, you ill-mannered sack of crap!"
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"I'll call Poison Control."
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