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Clips from The Boondocks - Early Bird Special (S04E04)

"Where do you see yourself in 10 years?"
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"Dead."
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"What? I'm old. I don't have healthcare."
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"- Once... - Moving on."
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"Let's see what you put for greatest weakness."
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"- Pork chops. - Are you even taking this seriously?"
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"Are you?!"
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"These ridiculous questions."
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"If you, like everyone else, think I am completely unhirable, fine."
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"Mr. Freeman, these are standard job-placement questions."
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"They're on everyone's application."
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"Let me be frank... you are unhirable."
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"You come across as uneducated,"
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"you've just proven you're comfortable cursing in a professional setting,"
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"and... wait! I think I have the perfect job."
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"Get over here, Al-Qaeda!"
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"Eventually, granddad's pride got the best of him."
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"Ugh! Ugh!"
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"I had to call in the big guns..."
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"and smiled at giving away the bulk of his free day to the man."
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"Hey, Huey."
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"I came over as soon as I paid my taxes."
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"Whoa. Who peed in your petunias, Robert?"
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"that a job could help with money problems."
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"How is it my fault you got fired?"
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"It's your fault I tried."
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"Trying to get a job is the first step to losing a job."
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"Robert, look... I know it's hard,"
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"but we can find you a job."
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"It's all about strategy."
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"I got it. You should volunteer!"
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"Volunteer?!"
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"We broke as hell,"
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"doing homework by candlelight, like Amish niggers,"
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"and you telling him to work for free?"
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"Man, that's like hustling backwards!"
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"No, it's not."
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"Volunteering can be the perfect conduit to full-time employment."
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"I'm volunteering at the old-folks' home tonight."
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"You should come!"
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"You should go."
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"You know one's about to die, be real nice to that one."
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"Cha-ching!"
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"Come on!"
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"It'll be fun!"
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"They're so grateful for the volunteers."
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"♪ Oh! Susanna, don't you cry for me ♪"
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"♪ Well, I come from Alabama with a banjo on my knee ♪"
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"Huh?"
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"Mnh-mnh! Don't clap."
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"I'm tired of this lawyer coming in and just singing."
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"Can't an old bitch get some free legal advice,"
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"some estate planning, an advance directive?"
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"Yeah, it does seem like a waste."
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"I'm Geraldine."
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"Robert. Pleased to make your acquaintance."
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"Mm. Robert, huh?"
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"Why is this my first time seeing you?"
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"What floor you live on?"
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"Oh, I don't live here."
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"I have people who care about me."
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"Well, I didn't mean... Seems like a lovely place."
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"All right, joke time."
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"Is this thing on? No?"
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"All right."
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"All right, what's invisible and smells like strawberries?"
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"My farts after I drink Ensure."
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"No. Ew. Ick. Gross. That is no... gah."
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"No, that's... that's not the punch..."
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"Oh, God. It smells like strawberries in here now."
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"Let's go upstairs. Come on."
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"It'll be more fun than this."
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"- Aah! - Ohh!"
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"- Hey, what the... - Okay, spread 'em! Spread 'em!"
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"You know the deal."
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"He's clean!"
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"So, Robert, what brought you here today?"
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"Am I about to get jumped into some gray panthers gang?"
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"If so, look... I'd like to decline."
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"I'm just here looking for a job."
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"Oh, you don't want to work here, honey."
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"Know what a nursing home is?"
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"It's jail."
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"Why, you cheatin' bitch!"
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"Okay, okay."
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"Here."
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"a jail that smells like a combination of poop,"
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"piss, poopy piss, and gout."
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"[beep] food and ghetto nursing assistants in Spongebob scrubs."
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"The worst part... ha!... No money."
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"That's why we had to flip this arts-and-crafts room"
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"into our underground financial enterprise."
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"Yes, but not after what you told me."
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"How do you feel about whores, Robert?"
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"- Love 'em. - Good."
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"Know why we're broke, Robert?"
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"I asked my son to visit me."
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"He said, "I'm busy, mama.""
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"Yeah, nigga was busy, all right..."
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"Snatchin' a purse."
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"I'm telling you, every single one of our boys age 30 to 50..."
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"they're stuck on stupid and fastened to [beep]-up."
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"That's where you come in."
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"An old-school man like you."
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"Young ladies would really appreciate."
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"Oh! That's the job?"
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"Well, give me a red light and sign me up."
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"Make sure to read the part where we get to cap your ass"
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"if you don't bring our money by supper..."
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"4:30 on the dot."
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"Real talk, Robert..."
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"I should hope, at your age, you know that women are different"
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"when it comes to our needs."
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"No problems here."
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"I've been around the block."
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"So, that's it? I'm officially a hooker?"
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"You're an escort."
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"Okay, escort."
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"Granddad was definitely happier"
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"since he came back from the old-folks' home."
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