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Clips from The Boondocks - Early Bird Special (S04E04)

"Even though he tried not to show it,"
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"Huey, Riley, is that electricity I hear?!"
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"I had to find a real solution. A job!"
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"When they wait on you, they slow as hell..."
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"tell me exactly where are these jobs hiring old black folk?"
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"Try those."
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"Hmm."
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"All these people in line for rote, dehumanizing work?"
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"Today... Alma awards tickets."
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"Oh. Damn! Well, thank you, amigo."
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"Hey [beep] him, trying to take our jobs."
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"Sorry. I only hire Mexicans, too."
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"He got elected and made good white folks feel self-conscious about hiring niggers."
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"is somebody you should feel comfortable talking to about anything..."
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"'cause nowadays, you just can't get them friendly greetings out at work."
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"You can go home after kicking his prayer-candle-dipped-in-tapatío-smelling ass"
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"Sometimes when I sneeze, I [beep] myself."
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"Is that a full-size shampoo bottle, nigga?!"
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"Kiss my black ass."
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"someone who loved capitalism"
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"Stupid huey had this great idea"
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"Plus, there's lots of lonely cuties there."
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"Robert, come. Have a seat."
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"Job?!"
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"That's right... jail,"
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"Ain't no rest in this rest home."
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"So, Mr. Man, you still interested in a job?"
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"Piss-poop? I want to work in a clean place."
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"Let me back up a bit."
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"Because our generation raised no-good, selfish-ass sons."
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"I'm gonna have to ask you not to say that."
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"Young ladies, prepare to be escorted to orgasm land! Whoo!"
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"Huey, drench my back."
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"What kind of job wears suits on the night shift?"
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"Behaving for the babysitter."
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"uses the powers of her gold-plated vagina"
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"Mm."
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"- Her? - Nope."
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"You're boosting their self-esteem, making them feel loved, desirable."
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"ain't never gonna get one anyway." Ha!"
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"I just want to get out of debt."
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"I thought that nappy-headed woman was a bear."
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"Give me some time."
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"I relive my glory days in my old shirts!"
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"Got real demon in the eyes and looked around at anything in sight"
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"that could be used to beat that ass."
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"Vanessa, let's not do this anymore."
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"I bought the one that breaks up with me."
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"so what, we met this way?"
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"They're my lonely, bitter girlfriends."
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"Where their daddy at?"
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"and never looked back, right?"
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"Girls, that's Ruckus."
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"But if he's Robert's friend, then he's my friend, too."
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"a beautiful white woman."
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"Try to kick her. She'll just love you more."
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"Aww."
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"The three of us?!"
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"Lamar Odom, here I come!"
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"our money problems had clearly made granddad a little crazy."
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"We can't afford that."
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"What'd I tell you?"
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"This house is an airplane."
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"Turn off all your electronic devices and keep them off."
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"Matter of fact, get out here!"
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"You should be done trying on those clothes."
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"- I can't wear this. - Why not?"
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"Don't tell anyone it's from the thrift store."
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"They wouldn't know."
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"Looks stylish to me. Tell him, Huey."
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"It's not stylish."
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"If Kris Kross can jump in them,"
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"you can walk to school in them."
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"For real, granddad?"
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"See, this is why niggers drop out of school."
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"I'ma get teased."
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"Uh-oh."
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"Granddad, you're just beating him to take out your own frustrations."
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"That's what kids are for! Move!"
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"We were caught in a cycle of despair, violence, and poverty."
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"- Huh? - Why don't you get a job?"
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"Huh?"
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"I'm serious, granddad."
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"Lots of old people are going back to work."
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"And they're horrible at it!"
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"Too chatty! Who give a damn their kids don't call?"
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"But you'd be better than a regular old person."
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"You're still fast."
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"We have strong genes."
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"You told us we come from hardworking sharecroppers, porters, slaves."
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"Yeah, and after all that, a nigger is tired."
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"Well, I think you could do it."
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"Yeah. If you're so smart,"
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"When times got rough, what jobs did black folks have before?"
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"__"
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"Huh?"
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"Oh! No, qué lástima. Trabajo no hoy."
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"Jobs yesterday, amigo."
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"It's that damn Obama's fault."
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"That's why you can't get a job."
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"Oh Ruckus, you think everything is Obama's fault."
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"That's because it is."
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"See, a shoeshine boy"
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"about your mistress, about how you hate [beep] your wife..."
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"somebody you should feel comfortable calling a nigger,"
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"You don't want to look up one day and see that shoeshine boy on your TV,"
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"talking about "mahmoud ahamadamadinejad" and clean energy."
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"That just complicates the relationship."
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"But I'm not running for president."
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"Oh, that is true, but you know who's never reay gonna be the president?"
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"A wetback illegal."
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"and feel comfortable you will never see his illegal ass in the Roosevelt room."
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"So, what should I do?"
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"Nothin'. You ain't got no chance."
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"As much as them negroes con queso annoy me,"
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"they have one hell of a work ethic."
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"Hell, they get more work done."
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"They even import little mini versions of themselves."
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"Guatemalans, I think they're called."
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"And am I reading this right?"
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