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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Lesley Ann Warren (S03E03)

"So don't wish us no lousy, stinking, rotten luck."
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"It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star,"
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"♪ It's time to play the music It's time to light the light ♪"
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"♪ It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right ♪"
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"[tap dancing]"
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"♪ This is what we call The Muppet Show ♪"
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"we have a really terrific show tonight"
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"- [applause] - [fanfare plays]"
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"This evening I will perform a feat of lunatic daring."
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"Before your very eyes"
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"- On my mark... - [revving engine]"
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"[screaming]"
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"- Wonderful! Encore! - Loved it!"
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"We are off to a crummy start."
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"- If I advance the spark... - [revving engine]"
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"- Yeah, but can she make salad? - [screams] You two get out of here!"
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"The landing still needs work."
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"- Humph! - Uh..."
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"That's it. We're through them."
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"Oh, no!"
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"But Miss Piggy..."
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"Yeah, a good step."
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"Uh... Cockney rhyming slang."
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"♪ Lies a body ♪"
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"♪ Oozing life ♪"
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"but I'm sure it's a lovely sentiment."
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"- You're not Rowlf. - No."
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"[♪ The Blue Danube ]"
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"Listen, I'm sorry I'm late, but somebody locked me in my dressing room."
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"That's enough of that. Can we strike this whole thing?"
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"Uh, can we bring in the piano?"
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"Let me have some stars back there in the sky."
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"There you go. Oh, good."
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"♪ I'll take you just the way you are ♪"
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"♪ I said I love you ♪"
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"I love you."
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"off of this stage into that box,"
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"landing safely between those two elderly gentlemen."
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"[thumping]"
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"Yes, I am."
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"♪ I need you ♪"
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"♪ Scold me ♪"
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"♪ The last dance ♪"
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"♪ Hey ♪"
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"♪ So, come on, baby ♪"
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"OK. Well, I think it's just about time we called it a show."
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"Yeah, by the way, who's the lady?"
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"I'm sorry about that, Lesley. We'll make it up to you somehow."
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"[knock on door]"
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"Lesley Ann Warren,"
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"20 seconds to curtain, Miss Warren."
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"OK, thank you. Thank you, Scooter."
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"- [gasps] - Oh, don't wish us good luck."
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"Wish me luck."
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"Aww!"
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"[drum roll]"
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"Lesley Ann Warren. Yeah!"
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"♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight ♪"
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"♪ Why don't you get things started? ♪"
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"♪ On the most sensational, inspirational Celebrational, Muppetational ♪"
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"[cow mooing]"
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"[Gonzo screaming]"
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"Thank you all and welcome again to The Muppet Show."
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"We hope you're as glad to see us as we are to see us,"
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"among other people."
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"Uh, uh... Anyhow, tonight we've got a real treat for you"
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"because our very special guest stars"
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"are that world famous knife throwing act, Lesley and Warren."
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"- Uh, but first... - Kermit!"
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"- What is it, Scooter? - Only one of them showed up."
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"What? How can you have a knife throwing act with only one person?"
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"I don't know. Maybe he had an accident on the last gig."
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"Uh, well, as I was saying,"
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"with our very special guest star, Lesley and/or Warren."
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"- Wait a minute. Aren't you...? - I am your guest star."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, it's Lesley Ann Warren! Yeah!"
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"Wait a minute. You're not Lesley and Warren."
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"You're Lesley Ann Warren, the actress, the dancer, the singer."
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"Thank you."
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"So, how come you're doing a dumb knife throwing act?"
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"Kermit, I thought you were the one person"
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"on this show who wasn't crazy."
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"Me not crazy? I hired the others."
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"But just come backstage and we'll sort this whole thing out."
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"In the meanwhilst, I'll leave you in the company of the Great Gonzo."
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"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen."
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"I will ride this motorcycle up this ramp"
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"and jump directly into that box,"
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"landing safely between those two elderly gentlemen."
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"[both] What?"
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"Oh, I can assure you, you'll be in no danger."
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"- You're right. - We'll be in Chicago."
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"For their own safety, while they were dozing,"
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"I took the precaution of chaining them to their chairs."
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"What?"
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"- [chains rattling] - Help! Help!"
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"...get set, go!"
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"[laughing]"
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"Uh-oh!"
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"- Hooray! - Bravo!"
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"Oh, boy."
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"First I accidentally introduce Lesley Ann Warren"
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"as a knife throwing act, and then Gonzo does that."
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"Oh, it's gonna be a great act, Kermit."
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"But something is wrong with my bike."
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"Gonzo."
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"Wha-ha!"
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"[tires squealing]"
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"[Fozzie] Turn left! Turn left!"
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"[crashing]"
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"I'm sorry about that confusion before, folks."
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"It is time to bring out our very special guest star..."
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"- Well, here we are. - Ready to go on."
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"What are you two doing out here?"
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"We're the very special guest stars."
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"Right. Lesley and Warren, the dancing cucumbers."
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"- [gulps] - See? He's Lesley and I'm Warren."
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"Yeah, but our special guest star is a big TV star"
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