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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Lesley Ann Warren (S03E03)

"that sings and dances and acts and does comedy."
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"Uh, uh, uh... Ladies and gentlemen, Lesley Ann Warren."
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"[man] An interpretation of Beauty and the Beast"
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"by Ms. Lesley Ann Warren."
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"How do they do that?"
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"Do what?"
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"Kermit? Kermit, Kermit, hey."
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"I've got a message for you from Gonzo."
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"Uh-oh. What's the bad news?"
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"No, it's good news, yeah."
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"Gonzo has half of his motorcycle jump perfected."
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"- Which half? - The take-off."
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"- [engine revving] - What about the landing?"
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"[announcer] And now, Pigs in Space."
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"When last we left the spaceship Swinetrek,"
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"it was about to pass through a shower of mysterious dummo rays."
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"Dr. Strangepork, are dummo rays dangerous?"
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"Well, not really, Link."
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"Miss Piggy, maybe you better lock yourself in a closet"
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"till we pass through them."
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"Humph! Très amusant, mon capitain!"
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"We should be starting through them now."
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"- Oh, no! - Yes, there they are."
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"[beeping]"
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"Ah. Well, that wasn't so bad."
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"Well, I told you. You really have to be stupid"
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"to be affected by dummo rays."
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"Link?"
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"[gasping]"
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"Sooey!"
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"Does that mean...?"
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"Yes."
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"Panic? Are you kidding?"
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"This is the chance of a lifetime."
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"I am taking over."
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"Move it, fatso."
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"Ha ha! Captain Piggy!"
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"Hang on, Strangepork,"
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"you're going for the ride of your life."
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"Whoo-hoo!"
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"But Captain Piggy,"
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"Link will be coming out of it in about ten seconds."
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"Ten seconds? Oh, rats."
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"- Oh, oh... - I must warn you, Captain,"
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"dummo rays have one side effect."
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"The victim becomes a tap dancer."
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"A what?"
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"[humming Tea for Two]"
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"I don't believe this."
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"Where did he get those shoes?"
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"Go, Link. Yeah!"
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"That's a good step."
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"Tune in next week and we'll try to have an explanation"
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"for this week's Pigs in Space."
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"[♪ Mack the Knife ]"
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"♪ Oh, the shark has pretty teeth, dear ♪"
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"♪ And he shows them pearly white ♪"
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"♪ Just a jackknife ♪"
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"♪ Has MacHeath, dear ♪"
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"♪ And he keeps it out of sight ♪"
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"Stop, stop, stop, stop!"
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"This is an appalling song of gore and violence."
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"Maybe you just don't understand it, Sam."
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"- It contains a lot of slang. - Hmm."
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"Sure. "Shark" is a term for "man""
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"and everybody knows that "teeth" is slang for "money.""
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"Well, uh... What about the jackknife here, huh?"
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"- What? - Jackknife... wife."
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"Well, all right, all right, but"
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""when the shark bites with his teeth, dear,"
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"scarlet billows start to spread," hmm?"
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"- Hmm? Hmm? - You see,"
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"So, the song, then, is about a man who has a wife"
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"for whom he buys..."
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"- ...pillows. - Exactly."
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"[resumes playing]"
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"♪ On the sidewalk ♪"
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"♪ Sunday morning ♪"
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"♪ Someone's sneaking ♪"
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"♪ 'Round the corner ♪"
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"♪ Is that someone ♪"
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"♪ Mack the Knife ♪"
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"I don't fully grasp it,"
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"Now, ladies and gentlemen, the beautiful and talented Lesley Ann Warren"
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"accompanied by our very own Rowlf."
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"Olé, olé, olé, olé, olé."
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"Gracias and thank you."
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"Where's Rowlf?"
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"I am ze beloved Marvin Suggs."
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"And zees are my Muppaphones."
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"And we will accompany you."
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"That's fine, but where is Rowlf?"
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"Who cares?"
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"- Music, maestro. - [orchestra plays]"
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"Oh, Marvin, you are so talented."
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"- Ow, ow! - Ow, ow!"
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"- Oh, it's... - Ow, ow!"
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"Oh, stop the music. Stop that music."
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"- What? - Please, Mr. Suggs!"
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"- What are you doing? - Making the beautiful music."
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"These little creatures are alive and you're hitting them."
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"Of course zey are alive."
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"You cannot make music by hitting dead creatures."
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"[mocking] Oh, it is cruel."
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"You do not hear zem complaining, do you?"
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"- [Muppaphones mumbling] - Shut up!"
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"Oh. Oh."
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"Uh, who did it?"
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"- I'm not sure. - [Muppaphones mumbling]"
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"Shut up!"
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"I think I will change your names to the "Finkaphones.""
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"Strike the set. Strike the Muppaphones."
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"I would love to."
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"- You didn't have to say that. - Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!"
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"Thank you, Beauregard."
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"A little bit more light than that would be good."
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"- Oh, thank you. - We'll change the mood here."
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"- Please. - We have a gorgeous little song here."
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"Yeah, it's one of my favorites."
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"[♪ Just the Way You Are ]"
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