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Clips from I Love You Man (2009)

So, my plan is to create this cluster of live/work lofts

"So, my plan is to create this cluster of live/work lofts"

I Love You Man (2009)

I also am planning this neighborhood-y kind of dining and retail area

"I also am planning this neighborhood-y kind of dining and retail area"

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You know, I even had this thought that maybe you, Denise and Hailey

"You know, I even had this thought that maybe you, Denise and Hailey"

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Really? Because Denise keeps talking

"Really? Because Denise keeps talking"

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Look, the land is a little pricey, so I couldn't develop it right away,

"Look, the land is a little pricey, so I couldn't develop it right away,"

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What are you talking about? What reception?

"What are you talking about? What reception?"

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Zooey, I know it's only been eight months,

"Zooey, I know it's only been eight months,"

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Will you marry me?

"Will you marry me?"

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-Oh, God. -Awesome. Yes. HoId on.

"-Oh, God. -Awesome. Yes. HoId on."

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I mean, I know the neighborhood's a little, you know. . .

"I mean, I know the neighborhood's a little, you know. . ."

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No, no, no, I'm totaIIy kidding. I'm so psyched for you.

"No, no, no, I'm totaIIy kidding. I'm so psyched for you."

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-You don't know him? -l've never met Peter.

"-You don't know him? -l've never met Peter."

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You are such an asshole.

"You are such an asshole."

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No, no, no, that was the hot tub in Mexico.

"No, no, no, that was the hot tub in Mexico."

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That's right. Santa Barbara was just oral.

"That's right. Santa Barbara was just oral."

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-What are you waiting for? -Wow.

"-What are you waiting for? -Wow."

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Yeah. it's gonna be great.

"Yeah. it's gonna be great."

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Honey! l've been totally hogging the phone.

"Honey! l've been totally hogging the phone."

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Gil. Gilliam.

"Gil. Gilliam."

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Toasting.

"Toasting."

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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I remember taking him swimming when he was 12 years old.

"I remember taking him swimming when he was 12 years old."

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-Good to know. -Nice.

"-Good to know. -Nice."

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I can't get you that close. 'Cause the schools are terrible.

"I can't get you that close. 'Cause the schools are terrible."

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The skyscrapers were all lit up. I got down on one knee.

"The skyscrapers were all lit up. I got down on one knee."

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Morning, Trayce.

"Morning, Trayce."

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-Hey, Tevin. -Hey, man.

"-Hey, Tevin. -Hey, man."

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One of the guys in my fantasy football league

"One of the guys in my fantasy football league"

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lt's a grandma riding a Sybian machine.

"lt's a grandma riding a Sybian machine."

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Check it out.

"Check it out."

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lt's coming good. Yeah. I'm getting ready to show in a couple of weeks.

"lt's coming good. Yeah. I'm getting ready to show in a couple of weeks."

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lf you want a copilot on this, l'd be happy to team up with you.

"lf you want a copilot on this, l'd be happy to team up with you."

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No, I know. I feel like I wanna give myself the challenge

"No, I know. I feel like I wanna give myself the challenge"

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-and just see how it goes. . . -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

"-and just see how it goes. . . -Yeah, yeah, yeah."

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No prob. I have fencing practice, anyway.

"No prob. I have fencing practice, anyway."

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I'm sending it to you.

"I'm sending it to you."

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Good job.

"Good job."

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-Great bout. -Fuck off!

"-Great bout. -Fuck off!"

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Bro, really sorry I lost my shit out there.

"Bro, really sorry I lost my shit out there."

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You know, you came in with a pretty sweet glissade.

"You know, you came in with a pretty sweet glissade."

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Anybody seen my manchette?

"Anybody seen my manchette?"

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I didn't even know you were getting married.

"I didn't even know you were getting married."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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because Barry loves hanging out with his friends, too.

"because Barry loves hanging out with his friends, too."

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He's 40 pounds overweight with a Jewfro and a small dick.

"He's 40 pounds overweight with a Jewfro and a small dick."

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Peter's not a freakazoid.

"Peter's not a freakazoid."

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-So who's gonna be his best man? -l have no idea.

"-So who's gonna be his best man? -l have no idea."

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-Terrible. -No, no, no. Not like that.

"-Terrible. -No, no, no. Not like that."

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Peter, are those chocolate straws?

"Peter, are those chocolate straws?"

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-All right, sir. -Okay, ma'am.

"-All right, sir. -Okay, ma'am."

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I gotta get some fucking friends.

"I gotta get some fucking friends."

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but straight guys are my specialty.

"but straight guys are my specialty."

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What does that mean?

"What does that mean?"

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There you go, brother. Dig deep, come on.

"There you go, brother. Dig deep, come on."

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-Thanks, man. -You're welcome.

"-Thanks, man. -You're welcome."

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All right, I'll see you around.

"All right, I'll see you around."

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Get Mom to fix you up.

"Get Mom to fix you up."

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No dinner and no movies.

"No dinner and no movies."

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I don't even know why he called. This guy hasn't even played poker.

"I don't even know why he called. This guy hasn't even played poker."

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so just shut the fuck up and be nice.

"so just shut the fuck up and be nice."

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Well, if I do this, we have sex with the lights on when you get home.

"Well, if I do this, we have sex with the lights on when you get home."

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-Fine. Love you. -All right.

"-Fine. Love you. -All right."

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Well, actually, I don't know him that well,

"Well, actually, I don't know him that well,"

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So glad Robbie hooked this up. This is awesome! This is awesome!

"So glad Robbie hooked this up. This is awesome! This is awesome!"

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Shut the fuck up!

"Shut the fuck up!"

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All right, now people are really upset.

"All right, now people are really upset."

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He's an architect.

"He's an architect."

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Robbie toId me not to have dinner with any of these guys.

"Robbie toId me not to have dinner with any of these guys."

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-Hey. -Hey.

"-Hey. -Hey."

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-So you just moved here, huh? -l did. Pretty recently.

"-So you just moved here, huh? -l did. Pretty recently."

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-Windy City. -Oh, yeah.

"-Windy City. -Oh, yeah."

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Da Bears.

"Da Bears."

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You know what else, the other old Saturday Night Live one I love? The. . .

"You know what else, the other old Saturday Night Live one I love? The. . ."

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-Church Lady? -Yes! Yes!

"-Church Lady? -Yes! Yes!"

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-All in. -You're an idiot.

"-All in. -You're an idiot."

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-Anybody else? Just me and you? -Yeah.

"-Anybody else? Just me and you? -Yeah."

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That's it? Pot right? Trip queens.

"That's it? Pot right? Trip queens."

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What are you staying in with seven deuce suited?

"What are you staying in with seven deuce suited?"

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-I'm sorry. . . -Just give me some more chips.

"-I'm sorry. . . -Just give me some more chips."

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-She's so hot. -She's smoking.

"-She's so hot. -She's smoking."

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-No. -Just drink the fucking beer,

"-No. -Just drink the fucking beer,"

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-lt's gonna be anchors. -We're the anchors.

"-lt's gonna be anchors. -We're the anchors."

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-Let's boat. . . Let's boat race! Race it up! -Ain't no luck in boat racing.

"-Let's boat. . . Let's boat race! Race it up! -Ain't no luck in boat racing."

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Go, go, go!

"Go, go, go!"

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-One more time! -Let's go!

"-One more time! -Let's go!"

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You know, l've been out with so many jerks recently.

"You know, l've been out with so many jerks recently."

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Okay. Tomorrow night. Matsuhisa, 8:00.

"Okay. Tomorrow night. Matsuhisa, 8:00."

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-l will see you there, sir. -Awesome.

"-l will see you there, sir. -Awesome."

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I'm happy to see you now.

"I'm happy to see you now."

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You told me you were going to dinner with a client.

"You told me you were going to dinner with a client."

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-l threw up in his face. -Yeah, I know. Denise told me.

"-l threw up in his face. -Yeah, I know. Denise told me."

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Peter, I don't care. I just want you to be happy

"Peter, I don't care. I just want you to be happy"

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and to stop kissing strange men.

"and to stop kissing strange men."

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No. l've already done it a couple of times.

"No. l've already done it a couple of times."

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l'll do the mouthwash again.

"l'll do the mouthwash again."

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lt's a good space, you know? it's a good vibe.

"lt's a good space, you know? it's a good vibe."

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-Thanks. -I'm excited.

"-Thanks. -I'm excited."

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-Hello. -Hi.

"-Hello. -Hi."

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Sure.

"Sure."

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Right.

"Right."

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I saw the guy pull in. He's driving a Saab 9.3,

"I saw the guy pull in. He's driving a Saab 9.3,"

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-The feng shui. -Yeah.

"-The feng shui. -Yeah."

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lt's pretty clear, but he doesn't know her well enough

"lt's pretty clear, but he doesn't know her well enough"

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-l like it. You okay? -Yeah, no, I'm fine. I'm good.

"-l like it. You okay? -Yeah, no, I'm fine. I'm good."

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-Boom. That's a fart, motherfucker. -Oh, my God.

"-Boom. That's a fart, motherfucker. -Oh, my God."

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That's amazing. You called that!

"That's amazing. You called that!"

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Well, listen, just full disclosure.

"Well, listen, just full disclosure."

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I have no interest in buying this house.

"I have no interest in buying this house."

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Well, then why are you here?

"Well, then why are you here?"

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I don't know what to say. Thank you for your honesty.

"I don't know what to say. Thank you for your honesty."

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Thank you for the sun-dried tomato aioli, because it's a revelation.

"Thank you for the sun-dried tomato aioli, because it's a revelation."

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Hey, you know what, here, let me give you my business card.

"Hey, you know what, here, let me give you my business card."

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you know, a new home or anything.

"you know, a new home or anything."

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-Sydney Fife. -That is my name.

"-Sydney Fife. -That is my name."

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There you go.

"There you go."

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Why are you being such a chickenshit?

"Why are you being such a chickenshit?"

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lt's beach season. it's beach season.

"lt's beach season. it's beach season."

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What are you freaking out about? You went out with those other guys.

"What are you freaking out about? You went out with those other guys."

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All right, buddy, great set. Take five, I'll come rub you down.

"All right, buddy, great set. Take five, I'll come rub you down."

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I got season ticks. I'll get you on the flip side. Here we go.

"I got season ticks. I'll get you on the flip side. Here we go."

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