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Clips from The League - Bro-Lo El Cuñado (S02E02)

Short Films 2009 Season 2, Episode 2 10 min 737 clips
Short Sport Documentary

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Yet you have an opinion about ties and you're not an Italian tie-maker.
"Yet you have an opinion about ties and you're not an Italian tie-maker."
The League
You're making a big deal out of this thing.
"You're making a big deal out of this thing."
The League
Whoa, what are you doing?
"Whoa, what are you doing?"
The League
This is not intimacy, okay?
"This is not intimacy, okay?"
The League
I don't think what I did was wrong; I feel like it was fine.
"I don't think what I did was wrong; I feel like it was fine."
The League
I should be allowed to be comfortable being myself around her.
"I should be allowed to be comfortable being myself around her."
The League
Yeah, you want to talk about too much sharing?
"Yeah, you want to talk about too much sharing?"
The League
with Jenny, so you really have to show some sort of effort.
"with Jenny, so you really have to show some sort of effort."
The League
so that's why every 2.6 months, I make a grand gesture.
"so that's why every 2.6 months, I make a grand gesture."
The League
You know, the rest of the year I coast by.
"You know, the rest of the year I coast by."
The League
then the rest of the year, they just sort of fart out Katherine Heigl dreck.
"then the rest of the year, they just sort of fart out Katherine Heigl dreck."
The League
"What's that?
""What's that?"
The League
Heirloom tomatoes are different from regular tomatoes?
"Heirloom tomatoes are different from regular tomatoes?"
The League
And at the end of that day, we will adjourn to our bedroom and
"And at the end of that day, we will adjourn to our bedroom and"
The League
Are you kidding me?
"Are you kidding me?"
The League
Oh, Raffi's coming by for a drink.
"Oh, Raffi's coming by for a drink."
The League
You invited him here?
"You invited him here?"
The League
Why?
"Why?"
The League
You used to rip on him constantly, and then all of a
"You used to rip on him constantly, and then all of a"
The League
Guys, uh, over here at 2:00, there's this chick I work with.
"Guys, uh, over here at 2:00, there's this chick I work with."
The League
Hey, guys.
"Hey, guys."
The League
Hi.
"Hi."
The League
Oh, these are some of Kevin's friends.
"Oh, these are some of Kevin's friends."
The League
It's a tad childish, but hey, they enjoy it.
"It's a tad childish, but hey, they enjoy it."
The League
Oh, good for you.
"Oh, good for you."
The League
Yeah, you know you're in it, too, Taco, right?
"Yeah, you know you're in it, too, Taco, right?"
The League
That's so thoughtful of you.
"That's so thoughtful of you."
The League
Probably O'Connor... he's a ballbuster, that guy.
"Probably O'Connor... he's a ballbuster, that guy."
The League
It makes animal noises.
"It makes animal noises."
The League
God, you smell good.
"God, you smell good."
The League
Yes, we are going to get dressed up, we're going to drink
"Yes, we are going to get dressed up, we're going to drink"
The League
urbane $17 martinis.
"urbane $17 martinis."
The League
Yeah, a little urban housing development.
"Yeah, a little urban housing development."
The League
Little Ben Bernanke.
"Little Ben Bernanke."
The League
So you in?
"So you in?"
The League
So in.
"So in."
The League
And I really see some good matchups this weekend, huh?
"And I really see some good matchups this weekend, huh?"
The League
The unblinking eye of Sauron has Grima Wormtongue in his sights.
"The unblinking eye of Sauron has Grima Wormtongue in his sights."
The League
How's it going, bros?
"How's it going, bros?"
The League
Oh, man.
"Oh, man."
The League
Talking about, uh, football... week one.
"Talking about, uh, football... week one."
The League
No, no, no, real football, like in England.
"No, no, no, real football, like in England."
The League
Yeah.
"Yeah."
The League
Sorry.
"Sorry."
The League
Ah, the shit-talking has already started between week one
"Ah, the shit-talking has already started between week one"
The League
adversaries Raffi and Kevin..
"adversaries Raffi and Kevin.."
The League
Raffi, what are you... Oh, my God. That's yours now.
"Raffi, what are you... Oh, my God. That's yours now."
The League
Prepare yourself, because I am literally going to sodomize you
"Prepare yourself, because I am literally going to sodomize you"
The League
And then I'm coming for your wife and your kids.
"And then I'm coming for your wife and your kids."
The League
I'm just kidding, man, just busting balls.
"I'm just kidding, man, just busting balls."
The League
I'm gonna put seven dollars'
"I'm gonna put seven dollars'"
The League
He's so funny, man.
"He's so funny, man."
The League
You guys, he's the new guy.
"You guys, he's the new guy."
The League
He's more worthless than the black Thompson Twin.
"He's more worthless than the black Thompson Twin."
The League
I think it's more dated.
"I think it's more dated."
The League
I don't even know if this party is happening.
"I don't even know if this party is happening."
The League
I think the party is happening tomorrow night.
"I think the party is happening tomorrow night."
The League
Pick us up at 8:00.
"Pick us up at 8:00."
The League
(indistinct chatter)
"(indistinct chatter)"
The League
Do you like my earrings?
"Do you like my earrings?"
The League
Ah, good evening, gentlemen.
"Ah, good evening, gentlemen."
The League
Taco, look at you.
"Taco, look at you."
The League
I was wondering where you were hiding.
"I was wondering where you were hiding."
The League
Hi, Lily.
"Hi, Lily."
The League
We're not gonna let this ruin our grown-up weekend, babe...
"We're not gonna let this ruin our grown-up weekend, babe..."
The League
I can't... I have O'Connor's speech.
"I can't... I have O'Connor's speech."
The League
You're pressing all the buttons.
"You're pressing all the buttons."
The League
I thought he did a fine job.
"I thought he did a fine job."
The League
Maybe you're off, like, finger blasting somebody.
"Maybe you're off, like, finger blasting somebody."
The League
Andre... Finger blaster.
"Andre... Finger blaster."
The League
Dude, seriously, I have such funny videos to send you.
"Dude, seriously, I have such funny videos to send you."
The League
Holy shit.
"Holy shit."
The League
Great.
"Great."
The League
Excuse me, where you going?
"Excuse me, where you going?"
The League
I'm going to find my friend... Molly.
"I'm going to find my friend... Molly."
The League
Whoa, that's really strong.
"Whoa, that's really strong."
The League
even more?
"even more?"
The League
Mm-hmm. Who else is going to hold your hand when you're
"Mm-hmm. Who else is going to hold your hand when you're"
The League
...you didn't mention football once.
"...you didn't mention football once."
The League
And I also want to say, thank you.
"And I also want to say, thank you."
The League
I loathe the El Cunado.
"I loathe the El Cunado."
The League
Mm, El Cunado like.
"Mm, El Cunado like."
The League
All right, I'll check you guys later.
"All right, I'll check you guys later."
The League
Oh.
"Oh."
The League
Did you see that?
"Did you see that?"
The League
He embraces the El Cunado nickname.
"He embraces the El Cunado nickname."
The League
It's horrible.
"It's horrible."
The League
That's the girl.
"That's the girl."
The League
What's that?
"What's that?"
The League
I don't know what your deal is, but I found these pills in
"I don't know what your deal is, but I found these pills in"
The League
the medicine cabinet.
"the medicine cabinet."
The League
Okay, but I'll see you later?
"Okay, but I'll see you later?"
The League
All right, I'll talk to you later, Blondie.
"All right, I'll talk to you later, Blondie."
The League
Dude, how hot is that?
"Dude, how hot is that?"
The League
Look, there's another situation developing we need to talk about.
"Look, there's another situation developing we need to talk about."
The League
Yeah, whoa.
"Yeah, whoa."
The League
He's going to be useless.
"He's going to be useless."
The League
You think I should kill him?
"You think I should kill him?"
The League
Maybe that's the better choice, you know.
"Maybe that's the better choice, you know."
The League
Especially if he ends up dead.
"Especially if he ends up dead."
The League
Andre... so difficult to please.
"Andre... so difficult to please."
The League
Get him back here. You got to get him back.
"Get him back here. You got to get him back."
The League
He'll call you back.
"He'll call you back."
The League
I am quick, you are effective.
"I am quick, you are effective."
The League
and you're gonna look like a golden boy.
"and you're gonna look like a golden boy."
The League
Ew!
"Ew!"
The League
What?!
"What?!"
The League
I am not a 16-year-old girl who thinks she's fat and lives in Florida.
"I am not a 16-year-old girl who thinks she's fat and lives in Florida."
The League
What the hell's this?
"What the hell's this?"
The League
Why is he offering me Forte?
"Why is he offering me Forte?"
The League
Like the sound of that?
"Like the sound of that?"
The League
Take me away, Attorney General.
"Take me away, Attorney General."
The League
I will.
"I will."
The League
You know why?
"You know why?"
The League
You stay right there.
"You stay right there."
The League
All right, baby.
"All right, baby."
The League
Yeah.
"Yeah."
The League
What's your problem?
"What's your problem?"
The League
You need to be reprimanded?
"You need to be reprimanded?"
The League
Yeah.
"Yeah."
The League