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Clips from The Office - Survivor Man (S04E04)

"About two more minutes."
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"I have made this spear with which I will impale my dinner."
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"And that couldn't come a moment too soon,"
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"three hours or so."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"(SINGING) Happy birthday to you"
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"Happy birthday to you"
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"(SINGING HIGH HARMONY) Happy birthday, dear Creed"
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"Happy birthday to you"
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"Happy birthday, buddy."
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"Yeah. I work hard all day. I like knowing that there's going to be a break."
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"Most days I just sit and wait for the break."
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"If I don't have some cake soon, I might die."
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"Why don't you mind your business?"
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"Jimmy had his birthday three weeks ago so he doesn't care."
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"Hey, Jim. Hey, guys."
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"What are we talking about? Nothing. Nothing going on."
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"Well, if you take a look at this, I tented my pants."
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"I've made myself a nice pants tent shelter."
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"And this little guy may be Dunder Mifflin paper some day."
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"Safety is on."
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"Hey, Jim."
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"Toby."
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"Hey, I just got the word on the communal birthdays."
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"Oh. Great idea."
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"Oh, thanks, man. Yeah."
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"Is there anything I can..."
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"My birthday was two months ago."
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"Oh, okay."
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"4:58 on a Friday. People sang in the parking lot."
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"could include me. Seriously?"
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"I just thought you could add me in. I don't know what the harm in that is."
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""I don't see the harm in that." Well, it's a cake, Toby, so come on."
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"Okay, yeah, you know what, we're just going to throw you in"
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"because the more, the merrier, right?"
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"No. No way. I am not a machine, Jim."
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"to do your bidding. We already have Devil's Food,"
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"peach cobbler, Fudgie the Whale, mushroom caps..."
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"Hey, everybody. Hi, how are you doing? Could I have your attention, please?"
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"'Cause we have to talk about this birthday thing."
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"Conference room? Yes. Conference room. Five minutes."
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"No. No. We're going to solve it right here."
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"So who has problems with the birthday thing?"
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"One, two, three, everybody. Okay, so then we just shouldn't do it."
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"What am I supposed to do with two cakes and a pie?"
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"Hey, Michael. I mean Jim."
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"Yeah. Phyllis called me Michael."
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"Under this tree, I think I struck the mother lode."
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"Those are nature's best mushrooms."
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"Wild, and I have to say, these little buggers are damn tasty as well."
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"DWIGHT: (SCREAMING) Stop. No. No, Michael."
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"No. No. No."
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"Get them out."
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"(ALL SINGING) Happy birthday to you"
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"Happy birthday to you"
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"(SINGING HIGH HARMONY) Happy birthday, dear Creed"
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"Happy birthday to you"
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"Yeah. All right."
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"Okay, all right, yikes. Don't do that. You're going to break something."
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"and clothing and television,"
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"and hamburgers, and to walk upright,"
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"and to have a soft futon at the end of the day."
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"He didn't want to have to struggle to survive."
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"I don't need the woods. I have a nice wood desk."
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"I don't need fresh air"
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"And I don't need wide open spaces."
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"Check it out."
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"Hi, buddy. Hey."
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"What's up?"
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"I'm sure glad you're back."
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"You have no idea."
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"Oh. So, terrible idea."
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"Yeah. Okay, I did that. Rookie mistake."
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"You did do it? Yeah. Just wait."
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"That's what I said."
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"That's what she said."
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"That's what who said?"
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"But I just say it. I say stuff like that, you know,"
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"That's what she said."
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"Hey. Nice."
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"Really good."
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"Bravo, my young ward."
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"Yes. And I am leaving you in charge of the office for the rest of the day,"
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"I don't know what streets we... Ow! What are you doing?"
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"I knew I could count on you."
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"Doesn't even matter."
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"Well. It is a little chillier than I had thought."
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"because I have been without food for a good"
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"It's Creed's birthday today."
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"Listen, I figured this out."
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"I think the power went to his head. CREED: Yeah."
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"There was no party."
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"I remember that."
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"Toby's great. He's great. But sometimes he can be a little bit much."
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"You can't just change plans willy-nilly and expect these little magic party elves"
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"That's a bummer. Okay."
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"Skip around the room. Skip around the room. We won't..."
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"How often can you actually donate blood?"
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"Can you smell the trees and the nature?"
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"You are relieved."
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"All right."
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"Pizza rolls. Okay, I'm going to go into this office here"
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"Watch that I don't hit my carotid artery here."
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"Awesome."
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"And here's your duct tape. Good."
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"I love it. I'm loving it."
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"I'm sick of it, Jim. I'm sick of this place."
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"Great. Dwight will be driving me"
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"Keep going."
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"So what did I miss?"
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"with my surroundings."
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"Under the stars. It was really beautiful."
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"Well, I say it's better to be hurt by someone you know, accidentally,"
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"And they would call me the Overkill Killer."
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"I don't care who you talk to. Just make it happen."
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"See, this is a beautiful piece of material."
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"I took an extra shot of insulin in preparation for this cake today."
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"Why don't you just have an apple?"
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"We're going to actually talk about it out here."
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"And I will always and forever be haunted by that fact."
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